TollBooth Willie

TollBooth Willie, born Chase Blaine, is a mildly insane white boy hailing from Mississippi, a lesser known southern state in the US. Often found on MSN harassing Dave, Alex, Timothy and Travis (Stigmata, GordonFreeman911, Azner and Qonfused respectively), or just posting bullshit around HL2.net. 'Cause that's how he rolls.

Did You Know?

TollBooth Willie...

• ... Is not a banana?
• ... Is half black? Maybe?
• ... Doesn't condone acts of sexual abuse?
• ... Has a bologna with a first name and it's B-O-L-O-G-N-A?
• ... NEVER Googles it?
• ... Requires a charge of dolla twenty five?
• ... Has a penis and a vagina and a bottle of minty lube?
• ... Has a split personality of someone called Captain Vance?

Willie says

Regarding MSN: It's like a place where people can go to plan surprise buttsecks....Not that I have ever you know, done it.

Regarding GordonFreeman911: I want to say something witty and funny about you Alex, but I fail at that. So, liek lol you're Cananadian and stuff. There.

Regarding Stigmata: I'd also love to say something witty and funny about you too Dave, but NOOOOOO. Canadian bastard has to be all serious and stuff, giving helpful advice and wisdom to those who seek it.

Regarding chicken pancakes: Anything that you throw in a pan, roll up in pancake ingredients and eat while said object is still living is A-Okay with me.

Regarding Qonfused: Trent Reznor.

Regarding Azner: CIVIL LOLECTION LOLTECTS YOUR PROLS.

Contact

• Xfire : tollboothwillie2
• Xbox Live : WillehWanks
• MSN : williebananaman7@gmail.com
• Email: above

Fond Memories and Abusive Comments Go Here

- GordonFreeman911

You harass me too bitch - Azner

Chase is a lot of things, but mostly weird...and awesome. - DigiQ8

"Nipple." -Cheomesh

It's raining, it's pouring the old man is sno-WAKE UP YOU OLD **** I HAVE SCHOOL GOD DAMMIT. - Toll Booth on "the Old Man" (KoolaMena)

Fuck you -Sgt.Tibbs