Stigmata

Stigmata
Age:	19
Affiliation:	HL2.net
Role:	Veteran Forumite
Appearances:	The Lounge

Stigmata, whose real name is "Dave Bellerose" and whose alter-ego will set alight the very fabric of one's mind if summoned by name, is one of HL2.net's more well-known members. His main claim to fame, aside from his ability to unexpectedly rhyme the first few words of a sentence, is being one of the first 1000 members to ever join the forum. Rarely venturing outside of the Lounge, he dedicates himself to posting in Off-Topic and General Gaming threads, occasionally popping into the Politics section to further his goal of destroying religion and heavily advocating things such as abortion and gay marriage - despite being neither gay nor aborted.

Did You Know?

Stigmata...

• ... has only been quoted in a signature about four or five times?
• ... has never been banned?
• ... has not once completed one of his announced projects?
• ... is a seriously underrated comedian?
• ... once hit a dog in the nose with a baseball bat, completely by accident?
• ... almost hit a transit bus and a parked car simultaneously?
• ... once spent an entire summer playing Diablo II?
• ... something something limited vocabulary?
• ... once ate nothing but birthday cake, milk, and water for two days?
• ... is a really nice, wholesome, politically-correct guy?
• ... loves a good World Trade Center joke?
• ... has a huge penis?
• ... uses his penis to fight crime and poverty?
• ... has been known to punch women in the face to prove his masculinity?
• ... has been badly injured by most of the women he assaults?
• ... considers Jenga an extreme sport?
• ... wrote an ode for Shamrock based on video games and Nintendo, titled "Ode to Nintendo"?
• ... likes the banana shaped Runts more than the others?
• ... wore womens clothing backward?

Stigmata says

Regarding his penis: "Then it starts becoming pacman and looks all creepy".

Contact

• Xfire : soupstorm
• Xbox Live : Soupstorm
• MSN : cae_stigmata@hotmail.com
• Email: above, or bellerose.david@gmail.com

Fond Memories and Abusive Comments Go Here

"Emma, you're 14, i'm 19. We're destined to do something that will send me to jail" Great times. Hahaha. -GordonFreeman911

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD ZOMBIE PORN" Sorry Dave, my bad lol. -TollBooth Willie

I love Stigmata. -anonymous

I hate Stigmata. -still anonymous

Soupy Stigmata Dave is my favourite. EVER. - Phobie

Hellgate Sucks. -- AcepilotF14

Im moving into your place as soon as I get a chance. Dont forget. - Krynn

Hmm. - Darkedge

Har har - Azner

Remember that time you, Cheomesh and myself were on voice in steam? heh heh, you guys thought I was on drugs! - Atomic Piggy

LOOK AT MY FUCKIN' BALLS DAVE. Look. - TollBooth Willie

LOOK AT HIS FUCKIN' BALLS DAVE. Look. - Azner

OH DIVIDE ME HARDER! OH! OH! MY FUNCTION IS REACHING IT'S LIMIT! OH! OH! Good times... - GordonFreeman911

FUCK YOU DAVE. I mean. I love you. - Qonfused