Saturos

About Saturos

Saturos is the rebirth of Hitler (only worse), who currently resides on our internets, halflife2.net. His homophobic, racist and frankly bigoted "wisdom" has become infamous amongst the users of hl2.net. He is a self-proclaimed loved member on the forums, and acknowledges the fact that he is intolerant towards almost ALL people, but apparently that's not going to stop everyone from loving him!

It is also widely acknowledged that Saturos is a studly hunk of man-love, with his bald head, glasses, large (large) stature, and shirts emblazoned with beautiful images of dragons and the likes.

August 21st is globally recognised as Saturos Day, as this is the day in which the world saw his glorious knowledge in all it's splendour. We will celebrate Saturos' careful posting, his use of correct spelling and grammar, and his all knowing views on life.

Other nicknames

Saturos sometimes answers to these names:

• Dragon Shirt/Dragon Heart
• God
• Hitler
• Berk
• Cunt

But more spring up every day, often initiated by Saturos himself.

Things you MAY NOT call Saturos

According to this thread http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=145978 , you may not call Saturos:

• Moron
• Asshole

Because their definition does not fit him. You may, however, call him any of the above in the "other nicknames" section. This he will allow.

Memorable Quotes from the Lovable Fellow

This section is dedicated to those pearls, those NUGGETS of wisdom that simply spew from the luscious lips of Saturos himself.

"WARNING: Some views in this segment may offend the hypocrites and EGO MANIACS of halflife2.net" - Saturos

Saturos on: the Negroes

"Black people have a chance to become lead role in a resident Evil game, as zombies no-less. They should be greatful[sic]. Maybe they should stick a few white zombies in the game and say they were just unfortunate "tourists" or peacecorps advocates or something"

"I know plenty of good black folk, but many are a bunch of manipulative opportunists, liars, and cheaters and will do whatever it takes to get on top (money wise maybe, but not in society) without actually having to work for it. Even Bill Cosby is ashamed at what his race has become and is not afraid to call these lazy African-Americans on their BS"

"If American blacks were never enslaved, the majority of them wouldn't be over here in the first place. They'd still be chucking spears at one another and wearing loincloths."

Saturos on: Culture

"IMO, we should just build huge walls to separate every archetype out there, divide everyone into "belief" oriented districts, and have each group live in their own little commune.Then everbody[sic] would be happy."

Saturos on: The Horrors of War in our Modern Society

"If we just imprison them all for the duration of the conflict (or at least inact[sic] a strict curfew) there might be less casualties. This is not cruelty, but for the safety for both iraqi civilians and the troops."

Saturos on: Himself and Others

"Well ok. I AM intolerant. Sue me. "

"I'm willing to accept and ackowledge[sic] my flaw(s), but many of you are not, because YOUR[sic] a bunch of ego-centric bigots that likes to get the last word in no matter the cost."

The Beauty of Saturos

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"Lookin' good"

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"Lookin' DAMN good"

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Disclaimer: Artists impression