Koola Mena, aka Алексей, is a relatively new member of the HalfLife2.net forum; joining in the later half of 2006. His exploits are small and often unnoticable; his contributions to the forum are made quickly and efficiently; usually consisting of a single comment stating his opionion or view. He is a frequenter of the troll board, General Off-Topic Chat, but sometimes he varies into forums which hold more sinister nature. When faced with these "sinister" forums it is not uncommon for he to post, then hastily retreat back into the troll board giggling happily like a toddler. He often posts when he is ment to be exerting him self during various occupational activities (such as work, education etc). Koola Mena has recieved two infractions for neglegant spamming, and has since promised never again to antagonise Banimal without sufficient baykuns. To this date he has never been banned, and silently prays to Holy Vishnu that a day that ominous will never be burdoned upon his feeble mind.
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Koola Mena...
... has almost reached twenty-eight posts?
... can only count to twenty-eight in english?
... has had his name confused with Koala?
... mentioned CandleJack's name... AND SURVIV-
... likes sexy time, very nice, how much?
... can be liked, as soon as one acknowledges his existence is equal to that of God.
... is in love with Armin van Buuren?
... is a hot piece of Ukranian man meat? (edit: <3)