Jintor
“A circus made of meat!”
- ~ Jintor
“'ENGLISH MOTHERF**KER! DO! YOU! SPEAK! IT?!'”
- ~ Jintor
| Jintor
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| Title:
| Ant Lion Guard
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| Location:
| Sydney, Australia
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| Join Date:
| 15-12-2004
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| Date of Birth:
| N/A
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Jintor is the Asian-Australian psycho(naut) of Halflife2.net. It is not recommended that you feed Jintor and eye-contact should be avoided whenever possible.
Although Jintor claims to be a mere 16 years old, he is actually closer to a century of age. His maintenance of youth remains a mystery to this day.
Things Jintor loves
Never, ever, ever insult the following things in the presence of Jintor or he will explode (Literally) and then tie you up, read you his poetry and roast and eat your figgin right in front of you (This is a lot more horrible than it sounds):
- Psychonauts
- Advance Wars
- Ouendan / Elite Beat Agents
- Lash
Results Of Insulting Anything Jintor Loves
Jintor: YOU FAIL, YOU FAIL, YOU EPIC FAIL, THE AMOUNT OF FAILURE YOU ARE IS SO STAGGERINGLY FAIL THAT YOU FAIL, THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR YOU EVER TO NOT FAIL, BECAUSE YOU FAIL, EPIC FAIL -- Azner
Jintor is the official Dr. Breen of Halflife2.net. He his happy to receive any mail from his fans and if he is unable to reply himself, one of his two understudies, Leib10 or LM, will do his best.
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