DeusExMachina

Came over in 2004.

Most people don't even think he actually likes the HL series.

His relationships with people (romantic or otherwise) are a joke.

Likes Flight of the Conchords way too much.

Does not like to argue about atheism/agnosticism with Absinthe.

Considers himself to be an atheist/agnostic/deist/spiritualist. The prick.

DOES NOT LIKE MUDKIPZ. DO NOT ASK HIM.

Very fond of phrases like "suck a DICK" and "oh yeah, well SUCK A DICK."

Loves dick. Loves it.

Likes his women between the ages of 35 and 65.