CyberPitz

CyberPitz

CyberPitz has been known as a forum whore for quite some time now. His other hobby of Battlefield 2 whoring goes along well with this.

It's a well-known fact that everybody loves CyberPitz even Gargantou. He is also a well-known sex offender and has been known to fap to just about anything, provided, of course, he isn't in close enough proximity to stick it into her/him/it/you. Based on this, Pitzy (as he is lovingly referred to by his many, many lovers) has become somewhat of an internet legend-pervert, and uses his fame to promote various charities, all of which have sexually-related acronyms.

Nickname

Pitzy is a term that is used by his friends, one of affection, one of respect. Source: Michael Corleone

History

CyberPitz hobbies include walking on the beach, romantic dinners with candle light, and spending quality time with moms and daughters. If you would like a meeting, please send a PM via the message boards at www.halflife2.net/forums.

Based out of Nebraska, he lived with his single mother, who raised him to the best of her abilities, while she battled lawsuits after lawsuits from her company when she was injured on the job. At the age of 14, he moved down to Missouri, to live and go to high school with his father, whom dubbed the nickname 'Pitz' in 1992. Up until the age of 16, his online nickname was "Cyber*insert random name here*", until one day, he decided it would be a gift to use his father’s online game handle. Thus, CyberPitz was born.

Future

Pitzy & Digi will move in together and have a lil boy, they named him DigiPit. After that they lived a long happy life with each other. They also plan a second child. She will be named CyberQ8.

CyberPitz Quotes

be honest, anybody here ever tried sticking their finger up their but a little bit when jerkin off? i do it everytime [HL2.net] CyberPitz: have you guys ever got doen taking a shit

[HL2.net] CyberPitz: then realized you had some semen comin out of your dick

"Dawn Shmaedina"

The UNTHINKABLE has happened.

Recently, Pitzy has gone on vacation. He has stopped his usually board activities, and rarely goes on Steam. This caused much D: and all were stunned.

Pitz has recently returned to his usual forum duties. Thought not as busy on the forum, he's around and kicking.