Atomic Piggy

Atomic_Piggy, whose real name must never be spoken under any circumstances, is a strong populariser of science, sex, and the teletubbies. Posting in both the off-topic sections, and the half-life section (occasionly reaching out to the site section) he is well known as an arrogent atheist with little respect for those inclined to the right wing, religious fundamentalists, or his country.

Did you know?

1) He has been sig quoted twice?

2) He has never been banned?

3) Never finishes his fan-fics, not once?

4) He is occassionly funny?

5) Got hit by a metal cricket stump when he was 10?

6) Has never broken any bones?

7) Has a kidney infection in December 2007, allowing him to be off for a week, during which he spent the whole time playing video games, watching porn and reading?

8) Is shit at spelling?

9) Has glasses?

10) Isn't as arrogent IRL as he comes across on the internet?

11) Loves politically incorrect jokes eg: rape jokes, WTC jokes, holocaust jokes, etc.

12) Has a penis so big, that when it erects on 21st December 2012, it will desatblise the Earth's orbit, causing it to spin into the blackness of space?

13) Watched his friend eat a condom?

14) Is still mourning John Lennon?

15) Is very healthy, especially for a nerd?

16) Isn't that stupid?

17) Thinks Logic and Science represent the pinnacle of human understanding?

18) His favorite fruit is bananas, primarily because he can practice on them?

19) Would like everyone to run around naked?

20) Is having an affair with DigiQ8?

21) Can't spell "indubitably"?

22) Minty the Fox is one of his best friends in real life?

Atomic_Piggy says:

Regarding the teletubbies

I'd hit it

Regarding Digi

I hope cyberpitz doesn't find out about us! I don't want, ANYBODY ELSE! When I think about you I TOUCH MYSELF!

Other people regarding Piggy:

Piggy is a dirty whore <3 - Darkedge

Oh well, I don't mind

If you don't mind

'Cause I don't shine

If you don't shine

Before you go - DigiQ8

Can you read my mind?

I CANT HELP BUT METION THE FACT THAT HIS PENIS, IS ITCHY. - Wolf

Piggy's Penis

Contact

On Xfire he is known as...Atomic_Piggy.

Msn: atomicpiggy@hotmail.co.uk

Steam: Atomic_Piggy