AmishSlayer is a highly decorated hero of the 2nd American Civil War...the invisible one. Besides fighting in covert wars and defending your sorry ass, he also spends time on a quiet dirt farm outside of Grand Forks, ND.
His involvement in the Amish school shooting incident is still open to speculations.
A glorious aerial shot of my beautiful farm
Step 1: Gather Resources
There he spends his time amassing the resources necessary to bring Abraham Lincoln back from the dead (only 49 muskrat teeth and 23 penguin nostrils to go!).
Artist's rendering
Step 2: ??? The Key
Upon completion of this project, AmishSlayer will then fight crime in the streets of New York with his newly acquired ex-president zombie. After attaining the key to the city of New York, he will have completed his collection of keys to 77 major cities around the globe. He will then fuse all the keys together into one super key to ALL cities.
THE ONE KEY
Step 3: World Domination
Then AmishSlayer will have unlimited power which he will use for personal gain and the for the general detriment of humanity.
Suck it.
Step 4: Die or Join?
Those of you that wish to be spared/have a place in my sinister plot: Sign here with your pleas/résumés.
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