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Old 22-01-2005, 07:34 PM
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Things I learned from Pulp Fiction

1. Uma Thurman is quite possibly the sexiest woman alive at the moment.

2. Samuel L Jackson is an absolute legend

and most importantly

3. Gimps freak the ****ing shit out of me

Honestly, my hands were shaking the moment they opened the goddamn box.. until I grinned as Wallace shot Z in the nads

What a film, but that bit.. scary

I think I have a gimp-o-phobia
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:37 PM
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Hmm

1. That Affros are still IN.

2. Samuel L Jackson is a mean mofo.

3. John Travolta still thinks he's doing Saturday night live.
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:38 PM
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Funniest thing is when Bruce Willis just randomly bumps into his arch nemesis (who's out buying food...).
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:45 PM
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can someone explain to me why didnt uma thurman die when john travolta stabs her in the heart with a needle?
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:48 PM
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can someone explain to me why didnt uma thurman die when john travolta stabs her in the heart with a needle?
Wasn't it an antidote of some sort?
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:50 PM
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yeah but it was a big ass needle. Even if it was antidote how come she didnt bleed or anything?
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:57 PM
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:59 PM
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yeah but it was a big ass needle. Even if it was antidote how come she didnt bleed or anything?
Was an adrenalin shot, she was OD'ing. Took heroin like coke. Bad idea.
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Old 22-01-2005, 08:05 PM
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Old 22-01-2005, 08:09 PM
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Pulp Fiction is not scary, sppoky or frightening, it is funny. Uma Therman is not hot, I would not even bang her, mostly because of the STDs she carries. Oh and Saturday Night Fever.
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Old 22-01-2005, 08:17 PM
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I'd bang Uma.
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Old 22-01-2005, 08:38 PM
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basically, I love every moment in that movie except for the Homosexual part that was sad.
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Old 22-01-2005, 09:46 PM
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1. Uma Thurman is quite possibly the sexiest woman alive at the moment.

2. Samuel L Jackson is an absolute legend

and most importantly

3. Gimps freak the ****ing shit out of me

Honestly, my hands were shaking the moment they opened the goddamn box.. until I grinned as Wallace shot Z in the nads

What a film, but that bit.. scary

I think I have a gimp-o-phobia
1. No way! Karen O. Granted, that's not the best picture of her, but ooooh - she makes me feel all funny inside. And she's astoundingly pretty in the Pin video. And then she starts to cry. <Sighs>

2. Absolutely right. Samuel L. Jackson rocks so hard it's unbelievable. He'll do anything, which is a shame, but he's still ridiculously cool.

3. And rightly so.

An awesome fillum and no mistake. The speculation of what's in the briefcase is interesting...
<Starts to day-dream about Karen O>
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Old 22-01-2005, 10:40 PM
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yeah but it was a big ass needle. Even if it was antidote how come she didnt bleed or anything?
yes she does in fact bleed a little amount if you look...
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Old 22-01-2005, 11:00 PM
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there are needles as big as that meant to bust through the rib-cage but i seriously doubt that any regular joe could just do it... adrenaline shot into one of your heart chambers = poopyloopies
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