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Old 06-04-2007, 12:16 AM
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Hottest girl I have seen in a while.

So yeah aside from the usual sluts on the internet, they all have boob jobs, etc. So anyways.... I was looking around ytmnd and found this: http://alizeebhg.ytmnd.com/ So I found out she's like some 20 yr old French singer and looked her up on youtube.

The fap thread. Also I need to learn French now. Discuss. *Btw there is nothing nude in this thread lol.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:21 AM
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There are two words in that post that should sound alarm bells. Those two words are "French" and "singer".

She's a bitch.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:22 AM
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Naw, not the hottest, I've seen better.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:23 AM
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Alizee is old hat, but still pure fap.

She's also a milf. Double win.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:31 AM
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Alizee is old hat, but still pure fap.

She's also a milf. Double win.
Aye. She's like 35. Which is hardly a con in my book
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:44 AM
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Nah, I believe she's in her early or mid-twenties.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:53 AM
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She's singing one of my all time favourite songs. Can't ask for more
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Old 06-04-2007, 01:25 AM
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I must admit, she has it up on all teh whores over here. The music is VERY good *in teh second video* and her movements are so fluid. Granted she's essentially just shaking her ass *very nice btw* but she's not wearing clothes that lets you see her tit beside the nipple *that i've seen so far, so...* she wins that for me, plus the music is very good, there's +2, and her movements are like water, which are awesome..+3...**** she's a 5/5 in my book
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Old 06-04-2007, 01:45 AM
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Yeah, she's been around for awhile. She's beautiful, got a great voice, and she's total milf.

Bangage.
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I just loaded the ytmnd from the first post, and the 'Bad Touch' lyrics mixed perfectly into what I am currently playing!!! It sounded like a professional mix... oh god, I couldnt recreate that in a million years!! haha

BTW, currently playing Gustavo Santaolalla - The Wings (gabriel & dresden mix) ... yes, the brokeback mountain theme (mixed) ... ironic? you decide.
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I was about to post "didn't she die in a plane crash?", but that was Aaliyah... ><
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that first ytmnd is hipnotizing
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She's aite, but what's this talk about her being 35? She looks nothing beyond 20.
Damn she can work a mike stand.
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