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Old 03-11-2009, 05:18 PM
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GLENN BECK not KILLED IN TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENT

oh the ****ing humaity!!! indeed a tragedy


http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...l_car_accident
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:55 PM
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:59 PM
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Hehe, I love that The Onion always takes things too far.
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:18 PM
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:33 PM
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oh my lawled. glenn beck is a poor sucker, he's gonna get his ass kicked soon.
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:38 PM
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in other news, Glenn Beck's retail price has increased by $10, and dedicated servers have been removed from Glenn Beck
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:36 PM
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I heard that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Don't know if it's true, just saying what I heard.
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That's awesome.

Glenn Beck is a douche.
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Old 04-11-2009, 03:58 AM
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I don't get why so many hate Glenn Beck.

I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)

I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)

Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
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Old 04-11-2009, 04:25 AM
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I don't get why so many hate Glenn Beck.

I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)

I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)

Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
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Old 04-11-2009, 04:40 AM
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The videos on that site are funny. He was even telling him in that first video 'I don't feel that way, but this is how many people perceive you, so you really should address it as a politician"

Not "YOURE TRAITOR AND SHOT AT AMERRUCANS"

I guess the best response is to start a rumor about rape.
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I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)
the problem is that you too have been drinking his brand of koolaid so a simple quote turns that person into a communist in your pov, even though you probably wouldnt think that way about McCain who also quoted Mao. this initself perfectly illustrates why you dont understand the hate for Beck. you're beyond reach because at some fundamental level you agree with him. So when he makes alarmist and ridiculous claims on the proposed healthcare reform or stupidly accuses Obama ofhating whitey you're ok with it because on some level he's preaching to your particular choir.

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I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)
sure but Beck is no less alarmist or idiotic. he also pushes misinformation as competently as O Reilly does

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Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
in a nutshell. some guy made a website that had as it's url something like glennbeckrapedandmurdersomeyounggirl ..Beck's lawyers sent a cease and desist notice and it snowballed from there

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I don't get why so many hate Glenn Beck.

I've only watched him a few times, and as far as I can see in googling all he's really done in his time of 'fame' is expose a low level cabinet member of Obama's was a marxist in their political leanings (which was hardly surprising and wasn't that hard to do)

I mean good God people hate him more than Bill O'Reilly and I'd say that O'Reilly as a target makes more sense (retaliation wise)

Plus wtf is that rape and murdered thing I've seen posted on here numerous times now (in politics before.) It's either play a race card or lie with a lot of you.
He's not nearly as full of shit as O'Reilly, but he's still a ginormous tool. Watch the video of him completely losing his shit at a caller on his show, it's equally hilarious and sad. Be prepared to have to sit through some fat bleeding heart leftist talk about how much Beck sucks first, though.
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Old 06-11-2009, 07:04 AM
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I honestly don't even watch the news Stern. I'm not a "Glen Beck Fanboy" and I don't even know his views. All i know is some facts I've read in articles and the scandal with the cabinet guy (not the Mao woman, that wasnt so bad as the other) The guy that resigned I don't remember what department it was.

I don't really care for any of the "talking heads" and both sides are completely out of touch with the average person anyway. It just seems like a lot of people are stuck on his nuts or something is all I'm saying!
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