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CptStern
19-10-2005, 05:52 AM
"In addition to riding the grand old escalator up to The Pearly Gates, there's now one more reason to pay attention in Sunday school. Pure ownage in The Bible Game. Crave Entertainment today announced that The Bible Game has shipped to stores for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox."



here's a screenshot

uhhh is it "b" oh lord? (http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2005/290/929596_20051018_screen007.jpg)


there's even multiplayer

deathmatch extreme!!! (http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2005/290/929596_20051018_screen001.jpg) Angel vs Archangel, Jesus vs Ganesh (http://perso.wanadoo.fr/temple.hindou/images/Ganesh%20Trone%202.jpg), cherub vs familiar it's a no holds barred wholesome game of ...tennis?




disclaimer: the above should be taken in jest no disrespect to christians intended
Synthos
19-10-2005, 05:55 AM
how DARE you conjure such wicked magic upon my ornamental glass screen!!

WITCH!
WITCH!!!
CyberPitz
19-10-2005, 06:08 AM
uh...ew.
PoeticRocker
19-10-2005, 10:11 AM
bible games are so dull - much like the life of living the good book!
dekstar
19-10-2005, 02:58 PM
I hope this doesn't match Big Rigs in the lowest scoring game ever.

Big Rigs rocks by the way. I AM WINNER!
Cormeh
19-10-2005, 03:13 PM
I am sick and tired of all these so called "GTA Killers".
Xune
19-10-2005, 03:21 PM
Yeah, we need some bible tennis inspired killers.
$kelet0r
19-10-2005, 03:21 PM
i hear jack thompson a comin'
CyberPitz
19-10-2005, 07:33 PM
i hear jack thompson a comin'
"BEST GAME EVER!"
dekstar
19-10-2005, 07:47 PM
"BEST GAME EVER!"
Nah he'd probably say that the tennis was training children to hit balls at each other with big rackets. That's the devils game.
Mith'
19-10-2005, 09:29 PM
Isn't Doom III a bible game. Aren't you fighting evil and satan? I've never played it so I don't know, but that was my impression. :P
ríomhaire
19-10-2005, 09:32 PM
Isn't Doom III a bible game. Aren't you fighting evil and satan? I've never played it so I don't know, but that was my impression. :P
Damn straight *rubs annabelle*
Sulkdodds
19-10-2005, 09:38 PM
ffs. WORLD WAR 2 IS OLD AND STALE.
CyberPitz
19-10-2005, 10:03 PM
Isn't Doom III a bible game. Aren't you fighting evil and satan? I've never played it so I don't know, but that was my impression. :P
Yeah, I wasn't allowed to Play Diablo II in my parents house because they were christian nuts..and it was an EVIL game. She wouldn't even listen to the fact that the main goal was to DESTROY DIABLO AND HIS MINIONS..*sigh*
dream431ca
19-10-2005, 11:36 PM
There was a bible game on the SNES that you could kill baby moses.