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operative x
21-09-2005, 10:15 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina,
South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama,
Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been
given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don't like Jesus, beer, Harley Davidson's, country music or
pickups
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
Tr0n
21-09-2005, 10:16 PM
Hell yea! I'M GONNA GET ME A TERRORIST

(Also you forgot louisiana.)
Javert
21-09-2005, 10:16 PM
Wrong forum.

May I suggest the "To be Reported" forum?
operative x
21-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Someone has no sense of humor...
Tr0n
21-09-2005, 10:18 PM
Light'n up javert..I found it funny and I'm a bama boy. :D (Even tho they're pretty old stereotypes...I hate nascar, don't drink beer, I don't like Harley's, I don't hunt much, and I don't listen to country music much.)
Solaris
21-09-2005, 10:20 PM
Hmm No limits in it, why not short recoil may I ask?
operative x
21-09-2005, 10:22 PM
I thought with all these depressing things happening, that id make a joke, so sue me.
Adabiviak
21-09-2005, 10:38 PM
...doubt it. I don't like the insurgents any more than anyone else, but I have a feeling they'd eat a bunch of hicks for breakfast.
southernman17
21-09-2005, 10:39 PM
No Fl either even though we do have an ungodly amount of yankess down here. There's always us hold outs how still do enjoyed shooting guns, drinking beer and driving pickup truck.
Tron what kind of southerner are you?
KoreBolteR
21-09-2005, 10:42 PM
Rofl!!!
Pesmerga
21-09-2005, 10:42 PM
6. Muslims believe Allah can fix things, not duct tape.
KoreBolteR
21-09-2005, 10:44 PM
i bet allah's hand is falling off from shaking all those martyrs hands for blowing up innocents :|
operative x
21-09-2005, 10:49 PM
6. Muslims believe Allah can fix things, not duct tape.
hehe good one
CptStern
21-09-2005, 10:49 PM
T-minus 3 minutes and counting ..missle with nuclear payload headed for washington, impact in 2 minutes 38 seconds.

Deploy response, fire all missles at designated co-ordinates: Iran, Iraq, Syria, France ...T-Minus 1 minute and counting ..lets all pray to the lord in this hour of need




yay the war in iraq is over!! but so is humanity yay!!!!
operative x
21-09-2005, 10:50 PM
huh???
Pesmerga
21-09-2005, 10:55 PM
CptStern likes to push his political motivations in even the most subtle of fashions.

Well I guess this is the political forum.
CptStern
21-09-2005, 10:56 PM
CptStern likes to push his political motivations in even the most subtle of fashions.

Well I guess this is the political forum.

huh? you dont get it do you? ..humour becomes less funny the more you have to explain it
Tr0n
21-09-2005, 11:09 PM
No Fl either even though we do have an ungodly amount of yankess down here. There's always us hold outs how still do enjoyed shooting guns, drinking beer and driving pickup truck.
Tron what kind of southerner are you?The new age one. Materialistic things don't make you southern, son.
southernman17
21-09-2005, 11:12 PM
no shit
new age one what in the **** is that there's ne god damned thing as a new age southerner, boy
Tr0n
21-09-2005, 11:17 PM
You gotta love noobs....
southernman17
21-09-2005, 11:22 PM
After you're done making retarded-ass insults take off that battle flag, you really have no right using it because you're a fake
Tr0n
21-09-2005, 11:33 PM
Are you done spewing bullshit yet? If you want, you can keep on.
DreadLord
21-09-2005, 11:51 PM
Some 25 post noob is arguing with Tr0n? Wow.. n00bs grow balls at an alarming rate these days.
Top Secret
22-09-2005, 12:03 AM
Deploy response, fire all missles at designated co-ordinates: Iran, Iraq, Syria, France ...T-Minus 1 minute and counting ..lets all pray to the lord in this hour of need

You forgot Canada.
Raeven0
22-09-2005, 12:27 AM
I thought it was funny.
Dalamari
22-09-2005, 01:57 AM
I do believe your bad joke got lost in my Politics forum good sir.
Javert
22-09-2005, 08:03 AM
If you think it merits "discussion", put it in off-topic for humor.
This thread certainly isn't political/serious.
operative x
22-09-2005, 08:05 AM
It has to do with politics, and it has more truth than most of these ranting threads.
dream431ca
22-09-2005, 08:36 AM
You forgot Canada.

Yes you did stern..how could you forget Canada??
6Three
22-09-2005, 08:53 AM
Don't go provoking them Canadians.
Absinthe
22-09-2005, 09:09 AM
Don't go provoking them Canadians.

Yeah, they might cut off the maple syrup supply.
dream431ca
22-09-2005, 09:11 AM
Yeah, they might cut off the maple syrup supply.

Or we could stop sending the states all the good movie stars ;)

Were like "DON'T PISS US OFF OR YOU WON'T GET ANOTHER ALEX TREBECK!!!" or other movie stars like mike myers or jim carey, or Celine Dion...wait no one cares for Celine Dion LOL :)
Top Secret
22-09-2005, 09:25 AM
The best thing out of Canada was Scotty. =)
15357
22-09-2005, 09:34 AM
I thought the Iraqi war ended months ago....
Sulkdodds
22-09-2005, 09:44 AM
That's what they want you to think.

ZOMG TR0N IS A FAKE SOUTHERNER :eek:
dream431ca
22-09-2005, 09:50 AM
The best thing out of Canada was Scotty. =)

OH YEAH!! :cheers: