where are the Strip Joints in Las Venturas, GTA:San Andreas?

[Takashi Shimura]

I heard there were strip joints in Las Venturas and I wanted to check them out. BTW, I am not interested in going there on a regular basis, I just want to know where they are so I can instruct my children to stay away from those places.

[oldagerocker]

ahem. they are all over the place. but you could have put this in any of the other gta:sa threads???

[Jangle]

I heard there were strip joints in Las Venturas and I wanted to check them out. BTW, I am not interested in going there on a regular basis, I just want to know where they are so I can instruct my children to stay away from those places.

if you were that bothered, you wouldnt have let your children buy GTA :P

[shadow6899]

i know damn, ur worried about ur children seeing some virtual women, when their blood, violence, guts, gangs, and drugs in the game?! u sir are totally backwards.

[Ennui]

AHAHAHA

It's okay that the protagonist screams "MOTHER****ER" every time he hits another car (which is a lot unless you're a great driver) and that he randomly shoots people all the time, but NO STRIP JOINTS.

[Icarusintel]

boobies are bad...:(

[Kangy]

Good grief. Ennui makes the perfect point. In this game, you can stab old women who you just ran over in a truck, as well as set fire to anybody trying to stop you. They scream in agony. You earn money for this. But holy crap, badly animated strippers who don't strip!

Call me a lawyer!

[icefenix45560]

http://www.gtawh.com

[Angry Lawyer]

Good grief. Ennui makes the perfect point. In this game, you can stab old women who you just ran over in a truck, as well as set fire to anybody trying to stop you. They scream in agony. You earn money for this. But holy crap, badly animated strippers who don't strip!

Call me a lawyer!

I don't think you've got much of a case here. Sorry.

-Angry Lawyer

[Xune]

No case?!

He paid the cover charge and the strippers didn't deliver the goods. Sue, SUE!

:: Edit :: Sorry for the double post, I could have sworn I pressed edit. Evidently not.

[Xune]

I heard there were strip joints in Las Venturas and I wanted to check them out.

Fair enough.

BTW, I am not interested in going there on a regular basis,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :angel: :naughty:

I just want to know where they are so I can instruct my children to stay away from those places.

Are your children over 18? Because if they aren't you're an extremely bad parent! If they are, what's it too ya? While you're on here asking directions to a digital strip joint, they're off chasing (real) ass.

[RakuraiTenjin]

It's funny because everyone believes the reason, considering he made a thread before in offtopic about getting liposuction down there for bigger appearance

[Samon]

Takashi, if only this were July.... *glances at sig*

[Harryz]

Takashi, if only this were July.... *glances at sig*

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

You can make an exception.

I can't wait till your next thread.

[xLostx]

"KIDS DONT GO TO THIS CERTAIN AREA!!! DO NOT GO THERE!!! OK!??!"
*turns backs and walks away*
hmmm I wonder what the kids will do lol

[CrazyHarij]

People are stupid.

[DarkStar]

You guys actually bought that story about his kids?

Hahahaha.....yeah right.

[outpost]

You guys actually bought that story about his kids?

Hahahaha.....yeah right.
You see, they're using a little thing called sarcasm.

[Burn]

Am I the only one who is not an idiot on this forum? He is just posting stuff like this to see the odd replys.

[Samon]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

You can make an exception.

I can't wait till your next thread.

:smoking:

I best be fair, I don't want the same idiot hogging all the threads :P

[Xune]

The current June thread beats this one hands down.

"I got smashed and mowed my lawn" :P As ya do

[Takashi Shimura]

The worst part is that no one really answered my question. Oh well, I'll just tell them that if they wind up in a place where there are women with few clothes on, they should run away as far as possible or else their computers might not work anymore.

[Lemonking]

Am I the only one who is not an idiot on this forum? He is just posting stuff like this to see the odd replys.


fo sure burn
God damn isnt using a second account against the rules?
Goethe/Takashi should be banned:D

[Jintor]

If you're really, really serious about this (which you're not, because you do after all have the internet and you bought a M15+ game which you're going to allow them to play unless there are pixelated titties)... then 'The Strip Club' is at the bottom of the Las Venturas Strip, Las Venturas, according to my manuel/travel guide.

[Reginald]

Does gawking at a marionette stripper for half an hour gain a strip club as an asset like it did in Vice City? Or are the strip clubs just for geeks who can't get real girlfriends? (Like me :hmph: )

[Skaadi]

For gods sake! Stop posting crap like this and you won't be flamed! I don't know about everyone else but I'm really getting sick of you posting this stuff. I'm never normally rude to people on this forum but you are really getting on my nerves.