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nw909
29-08-2003, 09:06 AM
Ok, I'm bored here at 1:03 am and decided to make a windows simulator, except this time its gabes computer! I am making it with flash and it will include:

~Gabes inbox!
~HL2 Demo!
~Steam!
~Internet!
~Delay e-mails!
~And much more shit!

Heres a screen!

SilentKilla
29-08-2003, 09:08 AM
awesome, whats it do? :o)

nw909
29-08-2003, 09:11 AM
It will be an exe that you download that simulates gabes computer (including annoying e-mails :D)

Fatality
29-08-2003, 10:56 AM
rofl

:cheers:

simmo
29-08-2003, 11:04 AM
Finished yet ? :dozey:

Fatality
29-08-2003, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by simmo
Finished yet ? :dozey:

dont think so :o

simmo
29-08-2003, 11:42 AM
now ? :cheese:

mindless_moder
29-08-2003, 06:40 PM
this will be nice u coould call it the half os.

EVIL
29-08-2003, 08:20 PM
or O/S-life

karatekid182
29-08-2003, 09:15 PM
were waiting lol .......

nw909
29-08-2003, 10:40 PM
It takes more than one day :dozey:

29-08-2003, 11:04 PM
haha this is cool man

Nuclear_Gerber
29-08-2003, 11:35 PM
k now?

Hudson
29-08-2003, 11:48 PM
woot annoyin emails!

Yatta
30-08-2003, 01:37 AM
Awsome!

Marauder
30-08-2003, 08:49 PM
I will wait patiently for this one, will definately be a good laugh. Keep up the work man!

EVIL
30-08-2003, 11:31 PM
lol @ Simmo:
Finished yet ?

/me wacks simmo on teh head with a huge metal ... doohicky

nw909
31-08-2003, 12:31 AM
Omg I guess I should hurry up and finish if you guys want it that much, all I did yesterday was the taskbar XD

tim8604
31-08-2003, 12:35 AM
I'm in a webdesign/media/software company which purchased this tool for Flash called SWF Studio. It lets you add all kinds of crazy features to your flash movies

http://www.northcode.com/swfstudio/features.html

If you want, when you are done you can send your file to me... and I could compile it with this tool. ( if you wanted to add more realistic features like full screen and no right click flash menu and such, remove the title bar, things like that. ) Let me know, always glad to help.

thehunter1320
31-08-2003, 12:48 AM
EVIL.... ur icon really scares me........

nw909
31-08-2003, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by tim8604
I'm in a webdesign/media/software company which purchased this tool for Flash called SWF Studio. It lets you add all kinds of crazy features to your flash movies

http://www.northcode.com/swfstudio/features.html

If you want, when you are done you can send your file to me... and I could compile it with this tool. ( if you wanted to add more realistic features like full screen and no right click flash menu and such, remove the title bar, things like that. ) Let me know, always glad to help.

Ahh, that program looks really cool, I might consider it if I can't find it myself :D

tim8604
31-08-2003, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by nw909
Ahh, that program looks really cool, I might consider it if I can't find it myself :D

Good luck, I tried to find it before I ended up just plopping down the cash, but no dice :-/. I've become pretty adept with it now, created an entire update system for a website using it, it's pimp :p.

Marauder
01-09-2003, 08:43 PM
So whats the status?!

nw909
01-09-2003, 08:46 PM
Well I did a fair amount of work last night :D

So far I have:

• Taskbar Working
• Shutdown Computer Working
• Wallpaper
• Clock that reads 9:30 :D

The rest of the stuff will just be easy and I should be done fairly soon :D

DarkelP
01-09-2003, 09:08 PM
no hurry.......................but hurry up!!! this sounds really cool:D

tim8604
01-09-2003, 09:40 PM
If you want I can give you the code to get the clock actually working (ie: it will display 2:40 PM if it is 2:40 PM in real life).

you might have already implimented this but I couldn't tell from your post :)

nw909
01-09-2003, 09:53 PM
No, I don't know how to do that system clock check code thing but you know 9:30 = 9/30 = September 30th :D

But that code could be cool too :D

Thadius Dean
07-09-2003, 04:33 AM
so uh... you still working on it right?

SpuD
07-09-2003, 04:38 AM
Yeah, where is it?

nw909
07-09-2003, 06:01 AM
It might come out, or it might not, got lots of shit for school so I haven't been working on it for a while.

Gashtar
08-09-2003, 06:32 AM
Done yet?

I kid, I kid.

mindless_moder
08-09-2003, 03:28 PM
are you going to show us the hl2 console? with the load wallpaper as bg?

Dile
09-09-2003, 09:30 PM
Cool:cheers:

Cant wait to see what Gabe says about it:cheese:

simmo
09-09-2003, 10:00 PM
FIIIINISHED!? YET!? :cheese:

Majestic XII
10-09-2003, 03:22 PM
I think he will post something when he's done....

nw909
10-09-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by mindless_moder
are you going to show us the hl2 console? with the load wallpaper as bg?

Could be a good idea.

mindless_moder
11-09-2003, 08:45 AM
you shouldnt have posted this so early.
anyways any updates , progress report?

rootbin
11-09-2003, 09:30 PM
not os-life or half-os...


call it gabes-life.

nw909
12-09-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by mindless_moder
you shouldnt have posted this so early.
anyways any updates , progress report?

:o

Haven't really done anything, I might soon :D

Marauder
13-09-2003, 10:42 PM
I see how it is, he probably doesn't want to tell us he already scrapped the idea....

:(

Dux
14-09-2003, 12:28 AM
Done yet?

DigiQ8
14-09-2003, 06:36 PM
i cant wait
i cant wait !!

DarkelP
14-09-2003, 08:53 PM
no, give him time....he'll give us a 600mb video of what it will be like, then give vague release dates, then benchmarks and then release 10 different versions:D

crunchsixfoe
13-08-2004, 10:29 PM
you are a slacker nw

Shuzer
13-08-2004, 10:58 PM
wow. Just wow. What did kicking up this thread serve a purpose of?

Vegeta897
13-08-2004, 11:29 PM
Aww man, it was dug up? :(
This sounded cool... :(

Hmph!

theGreenBunny
14-08-2004, 09:27 PM
Sofa king old. And instead of letting it die, I post again! Haw haw!

It's a nice example of how lazy nw is though, probably something genetic.

Vegeta897
14-08-2004, 09:50 PM
Sofa king old. And instead of letting it die, I post again! Haw haw!

It's a nice example of how lazy nw is though, probably something genetic.
Sofa King rofl thats good.

START THE VOTING OF THE ART CONTEST NOWW!!!114

nw909
16-08-2004, 07:36 PM
lol crunchsixfoe.

I don't even have the .fla file anymore.

owned biotches.

crunchsixfoe
17-08-2004, 12:08 PM
wow. Just wow. What did kicking up this thread serve a purpose of?
teh .

CyberSh33p
17-08-2004, 02:10 PM
dag, nw, you suck.

I remember reading this before I even registered.

Farrowlesparrow
17-08-2004, 02:28 PM
lol crunchsixfoe.

I don't even have the .fla file anymore.

owned biotches.


Haha...I would put that in my sig, but the place is taken :D


That and it wouldn't make sense to anyone who hadn't read this thread.

nw909
18-08-2004, 05:52 AM
dag, nw, you suck.

I remember reading this before I even registered.

Dag ?

CyberSh33p
18-08-2004, 06:55 AM
Dag ?
dag, yo.

nw909
18-08-2004, 07:03 AM
dag, yo.

You can't go back to school barefoot!

Das right.

CyberSh33p
18-08-2004, 07:29 AM
You can't go back to school barefoot!

Das right.
watch me, manwench.

yeah, I went there.

edit: yeah, I went there.

nw909
18-08-2004, 08:03 AM
Went where?

Shoe store?

Anyhoowayhoo, I made a new gabe computer, not as good as the original was supposed to be.

edit: damn thing doesn't want to upload.
edit: oic, too big.
edit: ok here: http://www.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=FECEA2332A1583F17054E44AE5171416

CyberSh33p
18-08-2004, 08:31 AM
rofl, nice. I especially like the emails :P

Wraith
18-08-2004, 08:37 AM
also hosted here for when the usendit thing wears out

http://************/7y5qh

Shuzer
18-08-2004, 08:53 AM
Things to do (in order):
-Get eggs
-Get milk
-Bake cake
-Answer 6,000 e-mails
-Play Counter-Strike: Source
-Work on Half-Life 2

That's what I do on a daily basis!

Dead-Inside
18-08-2004, 02:03 PM
Sorry, but REALLY.. That's just like, the worst ****ing "Windows-flash" I've EVER SEEN. LOL. I'm gonna waste an hour on making my own, if I don't get bored while doing it that is.

CyberSh33p
18-08-2004, 02:06 PM
no way you can beat nw's. you don't even have nearly as many posts.

CrazyHarij
18-08-2004, 02:31 PM
;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

Damn digging up. :|

Sui
18-08-2004, 03:46 PM
lol, i never saw this threaad when it was out, looks like that would have been fun :D but alas ;(

nw909
18-08-2004, 07:08 PM
Sorry, but REALLY.. That's just like, the worst ****ing "Windows-flash" I've EVER SEEN. LOL. I'm gonna waste an hour on making my own, if I don't get bored while doing it that is.

oh .

Dead-Inside
18-08-2004, 08:22 PM
no way you can beat nw's. you don't even have nearly as many posts.

What the? Where does posts come in when you're creating flash objects? Rofl :P

nw909
18-08-2004, 08:50 PM
What the? Where does posts come in when you're creating flash objects? Rofl :P

funny thing is, you thought i put effort into that flash.

Dead-Inside
18-08-2004, 10:02 PM
funny thing is, you thought i put effort into that flash.

I didn't, but this was my thinking;

1. The flash should get some work put in to it
2. Why the hell did he take so long to make something so little

Jack_Karverboy
18-08-2004, 10:12 PM
Haha...I would put that in my sig, but the place is taken :D


That and it wouldn't make sense to anyone who hadn't read this thread.

I put it :naughty:

nw909
19-08-2004, 12:33 AM
I didn't, but this was my thinking;

1. The flash should get some work put in to it
2. Why the hell did he take so long to make something so little

Goddamnit, I made that yesterday in like 1 hour.

The original was going to be good, but I don't have the .fla file anymore.

CyberSh33p
19-08-2004, 04:24 AM
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Chug! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

nw909
19-08-2004, 05:32 AM
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Chug! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Violence never solved anything my good man.

/me stabs cybersheep

Vegeta897
19-08-2004, 08:30 PM
Nice work nw909, got a good laugh.

:D

bud7miker
19-08-2004, 08:46 PM
Very funny! best download ever!

LAYP
19-08-2004, 09:09 PM
I see you've never downloaded any mod ever or steam or half life 2 videos or cs:source ^

thehunter1320
19-08-2004, 09:24 PM
no link works ;(

Dead-Inside
21-08-2004, 12:52 PM
Violence never solved anything my good man.

/me stabs cybersheep

Fair enough. You could help me though, I need a background picture for the desktop. (It's not a big sized thing, it's 400 x 250px)

I was thinking HL2 but I'm also drawing on other "features". I already have one that's gonna be a surprise. It's nothing much it's just good to have.

crunchsixfoe
20-11-2004, 02:47 AM
Hook A Brotha Up

Ames
20-11-2004, 03:18 AM
;( ;( ;( ;( ;(

Damn digging up. :|

Huzzah......yo.

Bad^Hat
20-11-2004, 07:28 AM
This is the best ****ing spam ever.

Sui
20-11-2004, 01:23 PM
what? i wanna play! the link doesnt work! :(

thats my day ruined ;(

LAYP
20-11-2004, 05:26 PM
wowa this is an old thread, I saw a post of mine I made at least ages ago.

Oddly enough I still have his swf on my computer so I uploaded it to fastuploads.com for all to see again,

http://up1.fastuploads.com/Gabe_computer.exe.zip

Gothax?
21-11-2004, 09:54 AM
Cool, thanks. Great job ;)

Sui
21-11-2004, 01:06 PM
LOL, that was quite good :D i would love to see a bigger one, with windows graphics. that would rock!

Bad^Hat
21-11-2004, 01:19 PM
Those E-mails were great, but the addresses don't work.

Erestheux
21-11-2004, 09:50 PM
That was seriously hilarious. Thanks nw :)

I liked the emails from thegreenbunny, shuzer and nw :P

crunchsixfoe
10-12-2004, 11:46 PM
Great job nathan willis