Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

[f|uke]

Gordon dosen't need to hear all this; hes a highly trained professional.

Crap. I cant spell. Ridiculous.

[FoB_Ed]

Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?

[CrazyHarij]

So, what purpose does this have?

[f|uke]

Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
I must remember to report that fluxuation.

So, what purpose does this have?
You have no idea what is going on... do you.

[Cole]

Im not going any furthor!
*Gets smacked to death by a crowbar*

[RakuraiTenjin]

We had a system crash about 20 minutes ago

[The Mullinator]

Gordon. Your alive! Thank god for that hazard suit.

[6Three]

For God's sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us and it's our only way out! Oh my God, we're doomed!

[Loke]

Wouldn’t you want to get one of these blood samples under a microscope?

[willyd]

hey catch me later ill buy you a beer

[nw909]

Hey! did ya see that shot!?

[f|uke]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

(howd these Barneys get in here? ;))

[wayne white]

not you alone...

[PuNcH]

dont worry... i am a doctor.

[Johan_Tayn]

I tried to warn them, but the administrator just wouldn't listen..

[pyroCow]

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

[Kiva128]

Forget about Freeman.

[Shuzer]

My god! What are you doing!?

[6Three]

I can't shut it down!

[Fly en Shoes]

i havnt seen a poll this awsome in a long ass time

[ummno]

rofl funny thread

[f|uke]

Its about to go critical!

[<RJMC>]

sir I hear something

[Naudian]

Oh Dear!

...(whats going on in this thread? im confused...)

[venturon]

All I know is he's been killin' my buddies...

[Rocketman9mm]

If we follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.

[venturon]

Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a trained professional.

[Ghost Freeman]

Shit, we got hostiles!

[Chris_D]

Hey! Eat this you bastard!

[Edcrab]

Mister! You! Are! Going! Down!

We! Will! Kick! Your! Ass!

[Kiva128]

I'm gonna shoot you in the face!

err...wrong game.

[Chris_D]

Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The border world, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. That's why I'm here Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my ... employers. And they have authorised me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a 'yes'. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anti-climax after what you've just survived.

It's time to choose...

Wisely done, Mr. Freeman. I will see you up ahead.

[Edcrab]

We've been rather busy in your ab-sence, Mr. Freeman...

D'you remember when we thought Black Mesa was as bad as it could get?

Will this run on my 486?

Ah, the memories...

[kiwii]

Gordon..? Gooordooooooooooooon!!!!!! :angry: (falls down to his death)

[Loke]

Destroy the damn thing before it grows any larger... Uahh!

And my personal favourite. :)

----

So, where are we taking this Freeman guy?

- Topside for question.

What the hell for? We got him, let’s kill him now!

- Uhh, and if they find the body?

Body? What body?

- Hehehe...

Hahaha...


Maybe some sentence is wrong, my memory isn’t the best. :)

[Mechagodzilla]

They all wear the ridiculous ties because they need some way to make sure that no women sneak into their all-male workplace.

Since, as we all know, women never wear ties.

More evidence of their secret anti-female detection system:

Gordon Freeman.. it is you, isn’t it? The science team has been tracking your progress with the Black Mesa security system. Unfortunately, so has the military. That suit of yours is full of tracking devices. Still, it’s better than going naked in this place. It’s cold in there and you’ll have to hurry. It could sap your suit power in a matter of moments. If you’re bent on reaching the Lambda complex, then you’ll want to keep to the older industrial areas, where the security system is full of holes. It’s worked for me so far.

[dæmon]

Whew! Something died down here.

[Chris_D]

Did you see that shot?

[Dalamari]

Everyone's favorite
_________________________

Catch me later, I'll buy ya a beer.

_________________________

Oh shit!

_________________________

**fvox dude voice**
Woop woop illegal ass breach detected.

[JackieChad]

It's ready. NO! Wait!

[Griever]

So, Corporal Shephard, we meet at last. Please don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand. And now, I require a further indulgence on your part. I cannot close my report until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarassment has been Black Mesa facility, but I think that's finally taken care of itself...

Quite so.

But there is still the lingering matter of... witnesses. I admit I have a facination with those who adapt and survive against all odds... they rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to preserve you for a time. While I believe a civil servant like yourself understands the importance of... discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting, and rather than continually subject you to the irresitible human temptation of telling all, we have decided to... convey you somewhere you can do no possible harm... and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine there are worse... alternatives...

[nutcrackr]

Ahhh good to see you.

Why are you leaving me here.

How interesting.

That's one less horror in the world.

You know, you repeat yourself sometimes.

[f|uke]

Yes, this all looks normal.
Have you seen my coffee cup?

[Glo-Boy]

I can take only SO MUCH, and no more!

[ThaDon]

hello, and welcome to the Black Mesa Hazerd curse

[dæmon]

I'd like to get my hands on the guy responsible for this mess.

Don't tick me off Gordon :angry:

[Bad^Hat]

Hey, step off, buddy.

[A True Canadian]

Hello, sir.

[coolkid]

"Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa transit system.
This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of
the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 8:47 A.M.
Current topside temperature is 93 degrees with an estimated high of
105. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at
all times. This train is inbound from level 3 dormitories to sector C
test labs and control facilities. If your intended destination is a
high security area beyond sector C, you will need to return to the
central transit hub in area 9 and board a high security train. If you
have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system,
you must report to Black Mesa personnel for processing before you will
be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system.

"Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black
Mesa compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the
Black Mesa transit system. Please keep your limbs inside the train at
all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to
a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency,
passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is
necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated
first. Please, stay away from electrified rails and proceed to an
emergency station until assistance arrives. "

"A reminder: that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathalon
will commence this evening at 1900 hours in the Level 3 facility. The
semi-finals for high security personnel will be announced in a separate
secure broadcast transmission. Remember: more lives than yours may
depend on your fitness"

"Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to
the Black Mesa Team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of:
materials handling, and low clearance security. Please contact Black
Mesa personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a
background in the areas of: theoretical physics, biotechnology, or
other high-tech disciplines, please contact our civilian recruiting
team. The Black Mesa Facility is an equal opportunity employer."

"A reminder to all Black Mesa personnel: regular radiation and
biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the
Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalysis or
radiation checkup is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you
have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the
course of your duties, contact your radiation safety officer
immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it."

"Now arriving at sector C test labs and control facilities.
Please stand back from the automated door, and wait for the security
officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to
check your area for personal belongings. Thank you, and have a very
safe and productive day."



Scientist 1: "I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard
analysis procedures today, Gordon."
Scientist 2: "Yes, but with good reason. This is a rare opportunity for
us. This is the purest sample we've seen yet."
Scientist 1: "And, potentially, the most unstable."
Scientist 2: "Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedure,
everything will be fine."
Scientist 1: "I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit
that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely
unlikely."
Scientist 2: "Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly
trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will
go wrong."
Scientist 1: "Ah...yes, you're right. Gordon, we have complete
confidence in you."
Scientist 2: "Well, go ahead. Let's let him in now."
(how encourageing)

"Overhead capacitors to one oh five percent. Uh, it's
probably not a problem, probably, but I'm showing a small discrepancy
in... well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining
sequence."

Scientist 1: "Why didn't they listen? We tried to warn them."
Scientist 2: "I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone
create one."
Scientist 1: "Gordon, you're alive! Thank God for that hazard suit. I'm
afraid to move him and all our phones are out. Please get to the
surface as soon as you can and let someone know we're stranded down
here. You'll need me to access the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest
of the science team will gladly help you."
(yah lota help they were)

"Gordon! Man, am I glad to see you! What the hell are these
things? And why are they wearin science team uniforms?"

"Warning, high energy detonation detected in materials laboratory."
"Warning, unauthorized biological force detected in maintenance area."
"Warning, flooding detected on sublevel B."
"Damage control team to Sector C immediately."
"Biohazard warning in Sector B and C."
"Attention: Sector C science personnel, please report status
immediately."
"Warning, Sector C elevator failure, do not use."

"I just overheard a secure access transmission. Soldiers
have arrived, and they're coming to rescue us. 'Course, I have my
doubts that we'll live long enough to greet them."
(rescue?)

Scientist 2: (running toward a Marine)"Rescued at last! Thank God
you're here!" (The Marine then shoots the scientist.)

Marine: "I killed twelve dumb ass scientists and not one of 'em fought
back. This sucks."

"Well, so much for the government. Their idea of
containment is to kill every one associated with the project. Judging
by your hazard suit, I'd say you were part of what went wrong. Isn't
that right? Now look, if anyone can end this catastrophe, it's the
science team in the Lamba Complex at the opposite end of the base. With
the transit system out, I couldn't tell you how to get there, but
there's an old decommissioned rail system somewhere through here beyond
the silo complex. If you can make it through the rocket test labs, you
might be able to worm your way through the old tunnels to track down
whatever's left of the Lambda team. You can trust them. You can trust
all of us."

Marine 1: "So, who is this guy, Freeman?"
Marine 2: "They say he was at ground zero."
Marine 1: "Science team... You think he was responsible? Sabotage,
maybe?"
Marine 2: "Yeah, maybe. All I know for sure is he's been killing my
buddies."
Marine 1: "Oh yeah, he'll pay. He will definitely pay."

"Did you see it? They said it was hauled from the
Challenger deep, but I'm positive that beast never swam in terrestrial
waters until a week ago. There's a tranquilizer gun in the shark cage,
but I'm not sure it would work on this species. You're welcome to try."




G-man: "Gordon Freeman, in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I
took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were
government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The
borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being, thanks to you.
Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed.

"That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to
my eh-eh-eh-eh-employers and they have authorized me to offer you a
job. They agree with me that you have limitlesssss potential.

The scene shifts to a train very similar to the Black Mesa train that
Gordon came to work in.
"You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you'll have
any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into
the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, hm, well, I can
offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax
after what you've just survived. Time to choose."

[Daegon]

I'm a doctor, not a plastic surgeon.

POSTCOUNT ++

[f|uke]

You're not just going to leave me here, are you?
I certainly hope you know what you're doing!

(damned ungrateful scientists! ok, that was the last one from me)

[FragBait0]

I actually have a bunch of vox words strung together so it says "Gordon Freeman, all your base are government man"

Yes i know...its missing the belong. :( There isnt one in HL..

I've got to get out of here!
AHHH!
[gibsound_01]

[Chris_D]

That'll look nice in my trophy room.


Did you see that shot?


Got another one!

[<RJMC>]

vortigaunt:guazhuefsusinciausdbayundcc

[FragBait0]

I guess so..

I'll be happy to survive this with all my parts.

[Kouler]

Shit! Freeman! Go! Recon!

My favorite grunt line :D

[Chris_D]

Holy! Shit!

[Calhoun]

Do you think we should delay? For another recalibration?

[Shodan]

We had to boost the anti-mass spectromiter to 105% bit of a gamble but we need the extra resolution.

We are waiting for you Gordon, in the TEST CHAMBER.

[Chris_D]

How can anyone forget this?

:p

[Feath]

How can anyone forget this?

:p

I don't remember ever hearing that in game...

[JimmehH]

Heh. I used to string together sentences using PakExplorer, Windows Sound Recorder and the vox words. I actually had one set as the answer machine message for a while. Damn. Wish I still had those.

[Edcrab]

I used to make conversation bits using HL sound files (uploaded one or two to this very forum in fact when I was bored)... I once attempted to pull a phone prank using the scientist's sound files. I'm going to look for it, but the events went something like this:

Victim: Hello?
Walter: Hello!
V: Hello...?
W: Ah, yes, this all looks nominal.
V: What?
W: Ah, hello, Gordon Freeman! It's good to see you!
V: I think you have the wrong number...
W: You can't be serious!
V: No, really, there's no Gordon here...
W: Shut up!
V: What?!
W: You know, you repeat yourself sometimes. Do you know who ate all the donuts?
V: ...
W: Excuse me Gordon.
V: You've got the wrong number!
W: Kindly lower your voice. Somebody's hidden my glasses again.
V: *puts phone down*

Unfortunately the scope for this sort of horribly evil prank is limited since so many people I know know all about HL...

[ComradeBadger]

Don't let it overcharge!

[Chris_D]

What do you mean, 'overcharge'?

<bzzzzt> <splat>

[ComradeBadger]

It's probably not a problem, probably

[Loke]

I'am the last one... *scared*

[coZ]

we'll eat you up!

[Sprafa]

Fighting aliens was not in the job descrption!

[Chris_D]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

"Son, I will break you down with an M-16!"

"I will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

"Holy sheep-shit you made it!"

"My dear, sweet grandmother moves faster than you dirtbag!"

The Opposing Force Drill Instructors :)

[Loke]

We're going to kick your ass! - When you shot at your fellow mates (in Op4)... :)

---

Hey Shepard, I guess you’re a good man… Listen, you got to get down below, there’s something coming through and it’s the nastiest looking thing yet. Some of your buddies got down there a while ago, but I haven’t seen them since. – Then he said something after that, can’t remember exactly though… good scene though. :)

[Feath]

Then he said something after that, can’t remember exactly though… good scene though. :)

"I guess your a good guy Corporal. Listen, you've got to get down below. there's something coming through and it's the nasiest looking thing yet. Some of your buddies went down a while ago and I haven't seen them since. I've got some weapons I've piled up in here; you'd better take as much as you can carry because I think this is it. Good Luck, Corporal."

I like this Barney quote from Opposing Force:

"Are you crazy? I'm not opening this door until someone turns that bomb off"

I like it because it's like he believes that a door is going to protect him from a nuclear bomb.

[dæmon]

Stupid machine! Why don't these things ever seem to work? ... Say, you wouldn't happen to have a quarter I could borrow, would you?

[hasan]

I had a bunch of messeges for you, but we has a system crash about 20 minutes ago and I'm still trying to find my files.

[Shippi]

... what is that smell?

[True_Eraser]

Oh Shit! Grenade! (when he drops a grenade and just crouches in front of it and blows himself up)

"No!...Stay Back!...Goorddddooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn!"

"Nobody said anything about black operations in the mission briefing"

[venturon]

Be quiet... it hears things.

[AlaskanStewie]

( Pretend your Gordon for a second =] )

Just after the 'incedent' in the test chambers you run and hit one of the big red buttens on the first elevator, you hear it start to come down, then a screech, in the blink of an eye you see the elevator tumbling down with four scientists screaming their heads off.

( Cracked me up ^^)

[Eon Blue]

Open fire Gordon! Open fire!

[m0rb1d]

haha this thread is making me want to play hl all over again

[Ecthe|ioN]

Aarhhharrrhhhharrhhhh!!!

[venturon]

Can't.. hold on.... much longer.... AWAAAAAARRRRHHHH

[<RJMC>]

I refuse to do another step!

[Orcone101]

did anyone else hear the bug with the falling elevator? I did

*screech*
"aaaaahhhhhaaarrrrggghhhhh hello gordon aaaaaaghhhhhaaaarrrgghhh"

[Asuka]

You have no idea what is going on... do you.

[f|uke]

w00t! Look what I found!

http://www.vlatitude.com/resources/sci_sentences.php

[etzel90]

"That's one less horror in the world"

(cant believe you guys havent dont that one yet)

[Vegeta897]

"I wonder if I should run that test again..."

"Sir. I. Hear. Something."

I love Half-Life...
Honestly, what other game can you do this with? Half-Life is just so much more than a game!

@ Etzel... I think someone already has... Maybe even twice..

[Laguna]

Argh medic...

[MadGuy]

Freeman you fool!

[Ecthe|ioN]

"Shake it baby!"
"Wanna dance?"
"Shake it baby!"
"Shake it baby!"

hmm .. wrong game.. but the memories ? ahh :E

[dæmon]

"Don't linger Mr.Freeman, you've turned on the pumps. Now take the access pipe, flood the core, and get on up to the labs without delay!"

Did anyone else not like this scientist's attitude? He was so condescending that I smacked him with the crowbar.

[Rocketman9mm]

"Don't linger Mr.Freeman, you've turned on the pumps. Now take the access pipe, flood the core, and get on up to the labs without delay!"

Did anyone else not like this scientist's attitude? He was so condescending that I smacked him with the crowbar.


I shot him in the face with my crossbow.

[thund]

The last, I am the last...

[john41]

Will we ever make it out of here?

[Coolhead2100]

Bee Bee.. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOM


Uh, it's probably not a problem ,probably. But I'm showing a small discrepancy, well no its well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.

impulse 101 >> Rocket into control room window.

[Klinge]

One time at band camp....

[Ghost Freeman]

What do you want on your tombstone?

[Tlaloc]

Power to stage 1 emitters in three.. two.. one

[<RJMC>]

I say that I want to **** her

oops wrong thing

man,he is not man,he waits you

[thinker3t]

:sniper:
i had a system crash in are still trying to get my files :borg:

[Flitwick]

Marine 1 - This has training mission written all over it, why else would they have kept our orders from us for so long?

Marine 2 - I know man, throwin us into this hunk of junk and not even tellin us what we're goin in for man.

Lt. - Do you have a problem private! I will give you your orders when we have reached the LZ!

Marine 2 - Yes sir!

*Shit hits the fan and the Lt bails and jumps out of the osprey*

[Chris_D]

"Something died down here"

[CrazyHarij]

My anus is bleeding.

[Logic]

dont worry... i am a doctor. Actually.. I'm a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

[RoyaleWithCheese]

you too? sniff my finger!

[we11er]

lol yeah those animations rock - like how you've got it in your avatar too, RoyaleWithCheese.

"NO, NO get it off me, get it off! Aaah!"

[Sulkdodds]

Go away! This is my hiding place and I'm not coming out until the situation has drastically improved!

[AJ Rimmer]

For god's sake open the silo doors, they're coming for us it's our only way out! Oh my god we're doomed, dooomed!

[Andy]

I'm going to stay here - and wait for my collegues.

[Fuse Kazuki]

Grenade! Get down!

[Akuen]

ooooeh, I think I got a red one! :sniper:

:afro:

[Logic]

"Major lacerations detected... Morphine administered."

[NetWarriorDan]

Hey what the hell are you doing down here. Get top side. I hear troops comin in to save us.

[impakt]

Well, the dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter.

[Kanehdian]

Warning: user death imminent.

Take me with you! I'm the one man who knows everything! *BLAM!*

I was a wuss in high school! Hard to believe, I know.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Ammunition depleted.

My god! What are you doing!?

Stop attacking! He's a friend!

Oh no, you're one of th-them! Can't we all just get along?

What is your major malfunction, soldier!?

I will break you down like an M16!

Dirtbag, I will smoke you like a cuban cigar!

OMG U CHEATING FGGOT LOSER WTF BS TROJAN HORSE WALLHACKER! (oh wait, that's CS...)

[ne0_shiny]

Warning: user death imminent.

Take me with you! I'm the one man who knows everything! *BLAM!*

I was a wuss in high school! Hard to believe, I know.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Ammunition depleted.

My god! What are you doing!?

Stop attacking! He's a friend!

Oh no, you're one of th-them! Can't we all just get along?

What is your major malfunction, soldier!?

I will break you down like an M16!

Dirtbag, I will smoke you like a cuban cigar!

OMG U CHEATING FGGOT LOSER WTF BS TROJAN HORSE WALLHACKER! (oh wait, that's CS...)
haha i like the last one :)

[InsaneCow]

just look at those peculiar markings

[CLASSIFIED]

"We waited too long, we can't continue it" (I found this Wav file somewhere, but i guess it's impossible to prevent the incident

There is a mumble chat Between the G-man and one of the scientist, if you get close and turn louder your speaker you may hear something like that:

Scientist: "...the equipment is un-expectable..."(something like that)

G-man: "....This is awful but this is inter.. (didn't understand what he said later on)"

G-man: "...This does not... (didn't understand what he said later on)"

G-man: "...I won't... and offer you after that..."

G-man: "... Do i have wounderd..."

G-man: "My employers have agreed" (this one is clear)

G-man: "...The Scientist and the flag(?!)..."

[z-layrex]

Hehe those poll answers made me laugh.

[DEATH eVADER]

"Freeman right, I got a message for you. Make sure you don't, Urghhh!!"

(Don't what, make silly groans when I'm constipated)

[Homer]

"Aren't you glad I got this great sidearm on me?"

"Stop saying that!"

[Sulkdodds]

You'll have to sneak and fight your way through the complex.

[kaf11]

gordon dosent need to be hearing any of this... hes a highly trained professional...

[Kazreal]

H A L F L I F E 1.5

(all voice samples from the original game to save money)

[Gordon is asked to test the most dangerous substance yet...Viagra]

"Ah, Gordon, there you are. We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber."
"It appears you need medical attention right away. Let's try this."
"We're almost there Freeman, get yourself in position."
"Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine."
"Well, I think it's rather stimulating. Don't you?"
"That's odd."
"My god, what are you doing?!"
"Destroy the damned thing before it grows any larger."
"I...I can't hold on much longer!"
"He waited too long! We can't contain it!"
"Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!"
"NO, NO get it off me, get it off! Aaah!"
"Ah, Freeman! I see you are in this mess too."
"Well, there goes our grant money."
"Is anyone else getting hungry?"

[The Monkey]

"I've killed 12 dumbass scientists, and not one of them has shot back. This sucks."

[InsaneCow]

H A L F L I F E 1.5

(all voice samples from the original game to save money)

[Gordon is asked to test the most dangerous substance yet...Viagra]

"Ah, Gordon, there you are. We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber."
"It appears you need medical attention right away. Let's try this."
"We're almost there Freeman, get yourself in position."
"Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine."
"Well, I think it's rather stimulating. Don't you?"
"That's odd."
"My god, what are you doing?!"
"Destroy the damned thing before it grows any larger."
"I...I can't hold on much longer!"
"He waited too long! We can't contain it!"
"Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!"
"NO, NO get it off me, get it off! Aaah!"
"Ah, Freeman! I see you are in this mess too."
"Well, there goes our grant money."
"Is anyone else getting hungry?"

LOL!!!! you have no idea how much that made me laugh

[Crowbar 15]

Arrrrrrrgh!! Get it off me! Get it off me! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

[The Dark Elf]

H A L F L I F E 1.5

(all voice samples from the original game to save money)

[Gordon is asked to test the most dangerous substance yet...Viagra]

"Ah, Gordon, there you are. We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber."
"It appears you need medical attention right away. Let's try this."
"We're almost there Freeman, get yourself in position."
"Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine."
"Well, I think it's rather stimulating. Don't you?"
"That's odd."
"My god, what are you doing?!"
"Destroy the damned thing before it grows any larger."
"I...I can't hold on much longer!"
"He waited too long! We can't contain it!"
"Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!"
"NO, NO get it off me, get it off! Aaah!"
"Ah, Freeman! I see you are in this mess too."
"Well, there goes our grant money."
"Is anyone else getting hungry?"
lol very funny haha

[operative lm]

Sir. We've. Got. Hostiles. Sixty-meters. Up. Your. Ass.

[Paappa]

H A L F L I F E 1.5

(all voice samples from the original game to save money)

[Gordon is asked to test the most dangerous substance yet...Viagra]

"Ah, Gordon, there you are. We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber."
"It appears you need medical attention right away. Let's try this."
"We're almost there Freeman, get yourself in position."
"Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine."
"Well, I think it's rather stimulating. Don't you?"
"That's odd."
"My god, what are you doing?!"
"Destroy the damned thing before it grows any larger."
"I...I can't hold on much longer!"
"He waited too long! We can't contain it!"
"Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!"
"NO, NO get it off me, get it off! Aaah!"
"Ah, Freeman! I see you are in this mess too."
"Well, there goes our grant money."
"Is anyone else getting hungry?"

BIG LOL for that :laugh:

[Sean]

Did anyone else used to root through the PAKs for sound samples and make stupid conversations between barney and a scientist? Because, uh, neither did I...

[Beserker]

*clonk clonk clonk clonk....clonk clonk CLONK...CLONK clonk clonk*

(Err...those giant things in the missile launch pad thingie:

[Bobcat]

What is that smell?

[KeBo]

H A L F L I F E 1.5

(all voice samples from the original game to save money)

[Gordon is asked to test the most dangerous substance yet...Viagra]

"Ah, Gordon, there you are. We've just sent the sample down to the test chamber."
"It appears you need medical attention right away. Let's try this."
"We're almost there Freeman, get yourself in position."
"Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine."
"Well, I think it's rather stimulating. Don't you?"
"That's odd."
"My god, what are you doing?!"
"Destroy the damned thing before it grows any larger."
"I...I can't hold on much longer!"
"He waited too long! We can't contain it!"
"Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!"
"NO, NO get it off me, get it off! Aaah!"
"Ah, Freeman! I see you are in this mess too."
"Well, there goes our grant money."
"Is anyone else getting hungry?"

LOL!!!! I JUST SPRANKLED SOME COCA COLA ON MY KEYBOARD :P

[Paappa]

Why do we all have to wear these rediculous ties?


Because HL2 is going to be unlocked after 15 hours. :)

[Sean]

Have they fixed the soda machines, yet?

[CptTrips]

Stop attacking! He's a friend!

[CptTrips]

Have I been that much of a burden?

[DEATH eVADER]

"Hey! hey over here....eat lead you outta space octopus!"

[-JeZ-]

Got one!

And that's the only one I can remember that hasn't already been used :P

[CLASSIFIED]

Tower: "Man... If this another "Search and Rescue" Operation I'm gonna be pissed"

Jaksone: "Yeah... I'm going to be pissed too when I'm gonna have to Search and Rescue your Sorry Ass"

Tower: "Hey Shaperd! I think Jackson is got the hots for you"

Jackson: "Screw you tower!"

Tower: "Hey man where the hell are we anyway?"

Jackson: "Well the pilot thought we were heading to your mother's house.. heh.. so far it all looks familiar"

Tower: "It is really cute, Jackson"

Jackson: "Anytime anywhere!!"

Tower: "Hey man you smell that?"

Jackson: "Smell what?!"

Tower: "Smells like.. Smells like another baby-sitting job to me, man"

Jackson: "hehe No Shit man..."

Engineer: "Baby-sitting job, My AsS... This has training missions all over it... why else would they have kept ours orders from us for so long, ah?"

[Sulkdodds]

Hey Gordon! I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa!

[Wraith]

don't worry gordon, i won't look.

[DEATH eVADER]

Otis was the best guy

"I don't wanna die a virgin"
"And I was supposed to play bridge tonight"
"Now that would look nice over my fireplace...you know if I had one"
"Stupid machine, why don't they ever seem to work?"
"I don't suppose you got a quarter I can borrow would ya?"
"Theres rumours that you not here to rescue us, just don't forget about us out there alrighty....Okay I let you through now"

[The_Great_Walter]

Scientists rule!


"Greetings"

"Hello there"

"This is well within theoretical limits"

scientists are amazingly cool. Walter, particularly.

[DEATH eVADER]

"I killed twelve dumb-ass scientists and none of them pulled back, this sucks!"

[Mattigus]

No wait! Stand back! GORDON!!
...
...
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH <splat> <snort>

[Wester547]

CLIMB UP AND START THE ROTORS.

[Psychx]

original :)
i really dont know...

but i do like the "they're waiting for you Gordon... in the tessst chamberr"

[CrazyHarij]

Man, I should play Half-Life and Opposing Force again.

[Mattigus]

This probably isn't a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small descrepency in... well, no, it's far within acceptable bounds. Sustaining sequence.

[DoctorGordon3]

MY GOD...GORDON

You're a scientist, and...applied data

[Ryjalon5k]

arrghghhg gblarg garlge blager

[Phalanx114]

I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade...let alone create one!

[Sulkdodds]

Uh, hey...about that cat...

[Wester547]

I don't know what's worse, you soldiers sent to silence the facility or these vile aliens!

(at least I think tha's how it goes)

[Darkus]

Damn I hate you all, now youve gone n done it, *Installs Half Life 1*

[Dowie]

Half Life Source is better :D

[Levitating Nun]

* BEEP * * BEEP * "Major fracture detected. Morfine administered."
* BEEP * * BEEP * "Bloodloss detected. Seek immediate medical attention."
(I just love that HEV suit talking to you)

"Attention. Unidentified object detected. (???) contain

(Anyway, everything that Overwatch lady says. It's just so cool)

[figge]

Ugh Snipers, they got me

[Wester547]

Scientist: Gordon Freeman you finally found us!

Barney: So this is the guy. We'd thought you'd never make it!

Scientist: This is the supply people for our first survey team. Quite a nice few specimens were collected from the border world and brought back this way.....um... before, the survey members actually started being collected themselves that is. We suspect that there is an immense portal over there, created by the concentration of a single powerful being. You will know it when you see it. I hate to say this Gordon, but you must kill it, if you can.

Barney: Yeah, you'd better kill it!

Scientist: Of course, you owe us nothing, Mr.Freeman. But you've come this far. You know as much about these creatures as anyone.

Barney: Enough to know that if you don't wipe them out.... there won't be much for you to come home to.

Scientist: Yes, so if you're willing, my colleague is waiting for you at the main portal controls, he is waiting for you Mr.Freeman, do hurry.

Barney: And don't forget to gear up. I'll cover you while you're waiting for that portal to warm up.

...

Scientist: This, Mr.Freeman, is the long jump module, created expressively for navigation in the world beyond. I hope you recieved long jump training, because once you're in Xen, you will need it. I would advise to practice jumping before crossing-over.

:P

[Wester547]

Scientist: Well, so much for the government. Their idea of a "containment team" is to kill everyone associated with the project! Judging by your hazard suit I'd say you were part of what went wrong, isn't that right? Now look, if anyone can end this catastrophe it's the scientist team at the Lambda Complex; at the opposite end of the base! With the transit system out I couldn't tell you how to get there, but there's an old decommissioned rail-system, somewhere through here, beyond the silo complex. If you can make it through the rocket test labs, you might be able to worm your way through the old tunnels to track down what's left of the Lambda Team. You can trust them. You can trust all of us. Good luck. :cheers:

[Sniper]

dont you people have anything better to do with your lives ?

[kupocake]

Sci: "Plus I'm getting high radiation readings from the transmitter dome: nobody but a fool would go in there!"
Barney: "Well, what about this guy?"
Sci: "Yes... you could survive in that suit of yours!"

Ah... Uplink we hardly knew yea...

[Ennui]

dont you people have anything better to do with your lives ?
You're on the forum too.

*cracks out HL:S*

[Sulkdodds]

"Go away! This is my hiding place and I'm not coming out until the situation is drastically improved!"

[Sniper]

Well, guess that answered my question.

[Wester547]

"Will we ever make it out of here?"

"Theoretically."

[AJ Rimmer]

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Of course!



...theoretically...

[terminaterlol]

BARNIE :

Eat this you outher space octapus !

Die you blood sucker !

SCIENTIST :

I will love to do thath but the areal bombardement has made a reck of my transmitor .... we have to aim it by hand and im detevting high radiation levels in the security doom nobody but a fool will go in there ... !

GMAN : Wisely doon Mr. Freeman i will see you up a head !

Its time too choose
---------------------------------------------------------------
hehehe... :bounce: :thumbs: :bounce: :bounce:

[Wester547]

G-Man (OpFor): I'm sure you can imagine that there are worse alternatives.

G-Man (HL2): In the mean time, this is where I get off.

Otis (OpFor): Fighting aliens was NOT in my job description.

Otis (OpFor): My mom is going to be worried when I don't make it home tonight!

Barney (OpFor): Are you crazy? I'm not opening this door until somebody turns that bomb off!

Scientist (HL): Well, I'll let you out, but I'm warning you, it's HELL out there! It's completely under military control! You'll have to sneak and fight your way from one end to the other! And I don't expect you'll meet many of our 'peers' along the way! But if you do survive and somehow make it across the base, you'll end up at the Lambda Complex, where the rest of the science team has taken shelter. I wouldn't venture there myself. But I would let them know you were coming!

:E

[OmegaX]

Time to wake up Mr.Freeman

[CanadianSoldier]

It's a multiple critical!

[kupocake]

It's a multiple critical!
I always thought that was "It's about to go critical"?

[denominator]

Oh, thank god you're here!

Bend over.

[CR33P]

"you waiting for somebody?"

[Moth]

I must admnit the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is highly unlikely...

[dæmon]

"How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers, time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provacateur, or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Gordon Freeman is a theoretical physicist..."

Part of my favourite Breencast :cheese:

[Wester547]

"Be safe. Be aware."

--Dr.Breen cast

[Darkside55]

Fascinating...I never thought such things could be.

[rocklegendfm99]

Oh, thank god you are here

can you kill those flys? they won't get out of my ass.

[jimmyjam]

ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous
ridiculous

[Mister_Pie]

did anyone else hear the bug with the falling elevator? I did

*screech*
"aaaaahhhhhaaarrrrggghhhhh hello gordon aaaaaaghhhhhaaaarrrgghhh"

I think that's only in HL:Source. The original game didn't have that. But yeah, I heard it too and I must say, I laughed quite heartily. :laugh:

[jsloan31]

Isn't it "Be wise. Be Safe. Beware." ?

That's what I remember, at least. :p

EDIT: Gah, sorry, was viewing previous page, didn't notice I was one page behind :(

[Danimal]

JSlaon31, it is 'Be wise. Be safe... Be aware.'

Oh and I have heard many funny bugs in HL1. For example, when I saved a scientist from a barnacle when he was nearly dead he said in a nice, calm voice 'hmmm. I seem to be seriously wounded'

[Varsity]

"Hurry Freeman! I can't keep it open much longer!"
"Now now, if you follow standard insertion procedures everything will be fine"

...theoretically

[DEATH eVADER]

Odell- "Now the best way to take down a gunship is by using a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher"

No Shit Sherlock

[DEATH eVADER]

I think that's only in HL:Source. The original game didn't have that. But yeah, I heard it too and I must say, I laughed quite heartily. :laugh:

It happens on the generation pack as well.

It never happened on the original, original.

[don_johnson]

with my brains, and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team

[Wester547]

Ah, it's good to see you!

[Dalamari]

AHHHHHH!!!!

That was always a favorite quote

[Wester547]

Soooo, Corporal Shepard, we meet at last.

[dæmon]

"I didn't sign on for this shit. Answers sure, but civilians? Who ordered this operation anyway?"

[Splinter]

Errrrrm, am i missed something ?

[Dracarys]

all that target range time's gonna pay off today.

[Kangy]

I think this one hears us...

[Wester547]

Where we taking this "Freeman Guy" ?

Top-Side for questioning.

What the hell for? We got him! Let's kill him now!

Uh, let me see, find the body.

Body? What body?!?!

Haha.

Hahahaha.

Haha.

---

[WhiteZero]

I've never seen a resonance cascade before... let alone create one!

[JunkieXL]

You aren't going soft on that ethics issue again, are you?

:D

[Loke]

You know, I was a wuss in high school. Yeah I know, it's hard to believe.

:laugh:

[Danimal]

That's gonna look great above my fireplace... If I had one of course

[Wester547]

That'll look nice in my trophy room.

:P

[Sieni]

I'm going to stay here and wait for my colleagues EDIT: Oh my, that was already posted

"Oh, I seem to be seriously wounded"

[Wester547]

"Oh, I seem to be seriously wounded"

Isn't it:

"Well, I seem to be seriously wounded."

?

Anyway, close enough. :P

"I refuse to go another step!"

[Chris_D]

Follow Freeman!

[f|uke]

Glad to oblige a fellow scientist

[dæmon]

"Forget about Freeman! We are cutting our losses and pulling out! Anyone left down there now is on his own! Repeat, if you weren't already you are now!"

[Wester547]

With my brains and your brond we'll make an excellent team.

Have I really been that much of a burden?

"Come in, Cooper, do you copy? Forget about Freeman! We're abandoning the base! If you have any last bomb targets: mark them on the technical map! Otherwise, get the hell out of there! Repeat, we are pulling out, and commencing air strikes! Give us targets or get below!"

[oMeSSiaHo]

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!

[Kouler]

Did you just hear a cat? The damn thing haunts me...

[PanCake]

Hey! Stop that!

[MisterDeak]

BC: "Yeah, maybe we'll stand a better chance if we team up."
GF: "yeah, but then again we might not."
SPAS-12: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
BC: "Bleeeeeeeeeerrrrrk"

Killin NPCs was a blast...

[Wester547]

My god! What are you doing???

Hey, stop that! C'mon Gordon, are you trying to get me into trouble???

[BHC]

Do be careful gordon

[f|uke]

My Goodness! Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isnt it?

We owe a great deal to Dr Freeman, even if trouble does follow in his wake.

[trizzm]

power--fifteen--percent.

it sucks that kleiner turned the hev's energy notification speech off imo. loved hearing these while grabbing energy packs.

major-fracture---detected.

[Wester547]

Ah, you have one of the new HEV suits. Those should be very useful.

[PanCake]

End of the line , for you.

[lonestar]

My Goodness! Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isnt it?

We owe a great deal to Dr Freeman, even if trouble does follow in his wake.

reading these quotes from the game makes me chuckle.

lovely. :)

[Wester547]

I wish you hadn't come to this......

[Jimbomcb]

What is that smell!!

[Wester547]

Friends like you, man!

[tembleofbu]

*The sound when you press ''E''*

[Wester547]

Hey, step off buddy!

[f|uke]

*The sound when you press ''E''*I certainly hope you know what you're doing.

[Maverick Knig]

*Ksssht* FREEMAN!!!! *Ksssht*

My favorite was when you were fighting the Marines and right before they threw a grenade at you they went:

*Kssht* EAT THIS! *Kssht*

Why do they use their radios for that? Do they think you can hear them? The same thing happens when those two guys are dragging you along, they're using their radios when they are clearly a few feet away from each other. WTF?

[CREMATOR666]

fascinating....

[tembleofbu]

Also some of my favorites:

"Gordon, you're a live! Thank god for that hazard suit. I'm afraid to move! All our phones are out. Please, get to the surface as soon as you can and let someone know we're stranded down here. You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest of the science team will gladly help you."
(Isen't it actually Eli that says that?)

"Why look! Another headcrab!"

"Greetings."

And from Opf:

''What is your major malfunction, soldier!?''

[Wester547]

*kkkshhhh* Why did we sign on for this shit? *kkkssshhh*
*kkkssshh* I'm not sure but civilians? Who ordered this operation anyway? *kkkssshh*

[Zeus]

BOOOM - "whats going on?!?!"
"I wish I knew!"

[Wester547]

"Fascinating. We seemed to have developed a very slow teleport."

-Dr.Kliener, HL2

[StAtiC]

I believe it was...
"Hah! Got another one!"
and
"That'll look nice in my Trophy Collection"or soomething like that...

[Wester547]

It's "Trophy Room"...... I'm pretty sure.......

[FaultySanity]

"Dont shoot! Im with the science team!"

and

"I killed 12 dumb-ass scientists, and not one of them fought back! This sucks!"

[evil^milk]

*The sound when you press ''E''*

also when you used something but it didn't have any function, ah classic.

[StAtiC]

Also some of my favorites:

"Gordon, you're a live! Thank god for that hazard suit. I'm afraid to move! All our phones are out. Please, get to the surface as soon as you can and let someone know we're stranded down here. You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest of the science team will gladly help you."
(Isen't it actually Eli that says that?)

"Why look! Another headcrab!"

"Greetings."

And from Opf:

''What is your major malfunction, soldier!?''

Yes, that was Eli from the original HL...
:cheers:

[Dr. Freeman]

one of the best HL/HL2 threads ever :)

[Graius]

wisely done, Mr. Freeman, I will see you up ahead...

[mrkab00m]

Have you been able to get the beverage machine to WORK yet?

[Dr. Freeman]

"Time, Dr. Freeman?
Is it really that time again?"

the G-man obviously the best lines in the HL series :cool: :afro:

[Wester547]

*The NPC default sound footstep looping*

Yes, this all looks nominal.

Now I'd love to hang that over my fireplace! ..................Y'know.... if I had one!

[Llama]

I turst, it will make to you in the corse of...well...in really not...at liberaty to say...

...in the mean time, this is where i get off
(Best ending EVER)

[Hugh_Jazz]

Please keep your limbs inside the thread at all times...

[Wester547]

Drill Instructor: "Okay maggot, listen up! I don't care what your previous outfit was like, but around here, we do things my way! Follow my instructions carefully, and you'll be eating danger and crapping victory!! Now move your butt soldier! I will see you on the other side, in the armoury!"

:laugh:

[Llama]

In the mean-TIME...this is where i get off...

[CrazyHarij]

Excuse me, Dr Freeman.
Sorry, Dr Freeman.
Let me get out of your way, Dr Freeman.

(This thread is the best thing to ever put its foot on the internet.)

[Wester547]

Sorry Doc

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world :devil:

[Jellyman]

Anyone want a bigmac? :cheers:

[Sprafa]

this is still alive :| ?