hey guys where is half-life 2 episode 3

[seif100]

hey guys where is half-life 2 episode three
is it under construction or what

[G(ordon)-man]

Yes.

/char

[TollBooth Willie]

I ate it.

[Barnz]

It's in my pants. :naughty:

[Vegeta897]

I think it's under construction, but I'll have to ask the foreman to confirm that.

[huntingbear]

I think it's under construction, but I'll have to ask the foreman to confirm that.

You're gonna go get the foreman? Damn! Guess I can't goof off by welding Munro's tools to the ceiling!

[Vegeta897]

You're supposed to be designing the chainsaw missile, stop messing around. And go unload some more rebar from the truck.

[Absinthe]

Ep3 was confirmed as canceled back in 1998.

[Cornerstone]

Valve is going to finish developing Duke Nukem Forever first and then work on Ep. 3.

[Qonfused]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060926/192515__omar_l.jpg

Someone needed a foreman?

[the cow says moo]

To seif, have you seen the concept art? That's pretty much all they've revealed.

[DEATH eVADER]

Didn't Valve say they will release a trailer when Duke Nukem Forever goes Gold?

Sounds like they have insider info on 3D Realms' development

[leib10]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060926/192515__omar_l.jpg

Someone needed a foreman?

Win.

The question is not where, but when.

[Avoidist]

The question is not where, but when.

You believe it will be released in the year 2009 when in fact it's closer to 2109. We can't tell you exactly what year it will be released because we honestly don't know.

[huntingbear]

http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/155/15573468738518265709/10211316532136158133-2.jpg

the real foreman....anyway
my chainsaw missle had it's....problems.
your dog? oh he's napping....napping in another state...yyeaahhh.

[freakyflor]

I lost it.


Sorry.

[Cunni]

I CTRL+ALT+DELeted it.

[G(ordon)-man]

It's on sale since may 2001. Where have you been living?

[FireStarter]

I think it's under construction, but I'll have to ask the foreman to confirm that.

I'm all but certain it was...
Gordon Foreman.

[amaranth]

It's up your...

oh never mind

[kupocake]

Gordon Foreman defeats the advisors by super-heating a combine wall and draining the excess fat into the Borealis

[Pesmerga]

I accidentally Episode 3.

[FireStarter]

Gordon Foreman and Alyx take off to defeat the enemys with their wepons, but suddinle a hedcrab kills judith and theyre all noooooooooooooo until breen is alive again and gorden shoots him with his wepon on the boreyalis and kills all the enemys and then Alyx and Gordan Get married the end.

oh and lamarr is on barneys head which makes everyone point and laugh at him.

Yeeeah, if only it were like that. We'd laugh all the way to the trash can.

[chimpmunk]

In contrast to the "jokes" that were posted, last I heard (in late 2008) the game was still in concept stage.

I can't provide a link though.
Can anyone confirm?

[Xevrex]

I'm calling mid-late 2010.

[chimpmunk]

I'm calling mid-late 2010.

Sadly, you may be pretty accurate.

[jerkasaur]

hey guys where is half-life 2 episode 3?
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3152404/2/istockphoto_3152404_shocked.jpgBut I Thought YOU Had It?!

[jet_porkins]

Gordon Foreman.

Foreman.

George Foreman.

Gman

[Avoidist]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LZXYpdqFovw

[jet_porkins]

That vid was great.

[seif100]

any way i think it wouldn't be the last serie of half-life 2
maby valve is planing for half-life 3
evry thing is possible
but hl2 e 3 will be nice and i hope it has more chapitres then the episode 1 and 2
what we are going to do is wait
:)

[G(ordon)-man]

Yeah, chapitres are very special things only used in HL franchise.

[Corp. Sheepo]

I think I left it... at your mom's house.

[FireStarter]

I don't no whether to say BURN or QFT and mean it, instead of sarcasticly like others.

Also, Gordon Foreman, Alyx Vance, and C4t, the loveable robot, will be in it. Someone use that TF2 achievement maker to make Ep3 achievements.

[G(ordon)-man]

Spy sappin mah episode release time!

[the cow says moo]

Where's a pyro when you need one?

[Maestro]

Please, somebody lock this.

[G(ordon)-man]

NO! It only just has gotten fun!

[Van_Halen]

C4T is so much cooler than DOg. Mecha claws ftw.

[Saturos]

Valve is going to finish developing Duke Nukem Forever first and then work on Ep. 3.Oh shit. So much for finding out more about the Borealis and the fate of Gordon and Aylx. :|

[freakyflor]

what we are going to do is wait
:)

hahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Afnopo]

Adam Foster, master mind behind the popular Half Life 2 mod Minivera: Metastasis, has been hired by Valve, and is working on Half Life 2: Episode 3.

[the cow says moo]

Adam Foster, master mind behind the popular Half Life 2 mod Minivera: Metastasis, has been hired by Valve, and is working on Half Life 2: Episode 3.

Holy shit, are you serious?!?

[kupocake]

Holy shit, are you serious?!?
It's true. And older than the sun.

[susko]

How does no one know. Ep 3 is actually G-man :O
I dare someone make a more crazy G-man theory :D
(actually dont, please dont :D )

[G(ordon)-man]

Smilie overload XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Also this thread rocks.

[coheedswicked]

im pretty sure ep3 is in the arctic somewhere :-)

[Crazy_killer]

g-man is a crowbar, its obvious:

g-man
crowbar
c-bar
g-bar
g-mar
g-man

[G(ordon)-man]

Haha, how very funny.

[Fiberawptic]

hey guys where is half-life 2 episode three


I foundz it
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/Bertrugers/Gabe_Newell.png

[the cow says moo]

Hand it over Gabe!

[Atomic_Piggy]

Cool story bro.

[G(ordon)-man]

^ NO U

Damn Gabe has only Xbox version.