How many people have you killed?

[Warped]

Over all these years of gaming, estimate how many people or living things you have killed. I'm going to say its in the tens of Billions. Sins of a Solar Empire and other RTS games helped me get there the fastest. I'm basically a mass murderer even Hitler would adore...in the gaming sense.

[Krynn72]

About 3.

All of them being Anna Navarre.

[Cornerstone]

Do zombies count as living things?

[Warped]

Do zombies count as living things?

sure thing

[Cornerstone]

How about undead creatures such as ghosts? Do they break the living thing rule.

[Krynn72]

Sure thing.

[Jintor]

About 3.

All of them being Anna Navarre.

I lol'd.

[AJ Rimmer]

Probably many billions.


You know, this is the kind of thread that ends up on FOX.

[Krynn72]

*waves at the reporters*

And I think you guys are underestimating the scale of "billion". Considering you'd need to get the Zombie Genocidist achievement 18,868 times to even get one billion kills, I think you guys are wrong. I mean, only 1.7% of all left 4 dead player made it to 0.00536% of a billion zombies killed, I'd say your chances of reaching even one billion total kills are quite slim.

[DEATHMASTER]

I've killed quadrillions

[Nibwoddle]

I've killed centillions.

Top that.

[Nitre]

I've killed googolplexes.

Heh.

That's at least 10^10^100.

[G(ordon)-man]

Count to three and stick it in your ass. that much.

[TollBooth Willie]

I've killed a tetrahedron.

[Eejit]

*waves at the reporters*

And I think you guys are underestimating the scale of "billion". Considering you'd need to get the Zombie Genocidist achievement 18,868 times to even get one billion kills, I think you guys are wrong. I mean, only 1.7% of all left 4 dead player made it to 0.00536% of a billion zombies killed, I'd say your chances of reaching even one billion total kills are quite slim.

Civilization 4.

Nuke wars.

[Vegeta897]

I've killed a tetrahedron.

I've killed a dodecahedron.

[Eejit]

I've killed hexadecimal
http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~ifex534/hex.GIF

[CyberPitz]

I'm so awesome, my kill count is into the numbers that have no name yet.

*EDIT* NOOOOOOOOO NOT HEX!

She was so hot and awesome. Kill Megabyte, he's a dick.

[Bad^Hat]

Oh yeah? I've killed pi. http://www.halflife2.net/forums/picture.php?pictureid=1261&albumid=2&dl=1232828658&thumb=1

Wait...

[Corp. Sheepo]

The vast majority of them are split between Mercenaries and Left 4 Dead.

[CyberPitz]

I'd have to say Starcraft takes the reigns for me. So many zerglings, so little time.

[Seppo]

*waves at the reporters*

And I think you guys are underestimating the scale of "billion". Considering you'd need to get the Zombie Genocidist achievement 18,868 times to even get one billion kills, I think you guys are wrong. I mean, only 1.7% of all left 4 dead player made it to 0.00536% of a billion zombies killed, I'd say your chances of reaching even one billion total kills are quite slim.

I play Diablo.

[Vegeta897]

Nooby Krynn, anyone who has played Defcon for any decent amount of time definitely has at least a billion kills.

[Corp. Sheepo]

I've killed 12 parsecs.

[Asuka]

I have to be in the millions..

[Leto]

53,596 :)

[Shakermaker]

Nooby Krynn, anyone who has played Defcon for any decent amount of time definitely has at least a billion kills.

Same goes for Pandemic (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/448950).

[Gordon-Shepherd]

at least 500,000.
Wait, I just remembered space empires 3 and civilisation.
Millions. Nay, billions.

[Wanted Bob]

Nooby Krynn, anyone who has played Defcon for any decent amount of time definitely has at least a billion kills.

Yeeaaahhh... this brings the total up quite a bit. And if Supreme Commander ever counted as real people (I mean cmon, SoaSE units have just as much personality) then the count would be even higher.

[staticprimer]

632,863. Roughly.

[SamuraiKenji]

Trillions.

[Sledgehammer]

I have played through Pandemic more than 30 times. I win.

[the cow says moo]

Do any of you even have a license to kill?...
...
...
I didn't think so.

[Krynn72]

Nooby Krynn, anyone who has played Defcon for any decent amount of time definitely has at least a billion kills.

I'm talking about real games. Not shit games.

[Escape]

34,511,337. There are lots of etches on my desk.

[Leto]

lol Escape, your avatar goes well with your post

[kupocake]

This is probably beyond calculation, especially because I didn't understand that you had to raise the shields on Citadel Station before you fired the laser on an early run through of System Shock. Game Over as a result of accidental genocide was a new one for me.

[DEATH eVADER]

DEFCON for sure, and as we are playing the role of strategic commander, maybe they should ban them too

[CrazyHarij]

here's an arbitrary equation to find out:

k=52x(ab)

a= the amount of days a week you play games
b= the amount of people you kill on average in one day
x= years you've played games
k= your final killcount

smooth things out for times you've played intensively, detract for game-free periods.

52*10(5*50) = 520*250= 130.000

that's my CS etc kills pretty much, i'm not even going on RTS'es and singleplayer games

so it's safe to say everybody exaggerates, and like in real life, strategy game kills don't count

[Vegeta897]

and like in real life, strategy game kills don't countSo Hitler didn't kill six million people?

I always knew he got a bad rap.

[CombineHunter]

And why dont strategy game kills count?Reason please.

[CrazyHarij]

So Hitler didn't kill six million people?

I always knew he got a bad rap.

Jews aren't people.

And why dont strategy game kills count?Reason please.

Because the scale is too big, you click on people, you don't kill them personally.

I might as well write a dos prompt game where i destroy a virtual planet of billions everytime i press the T button.

[Krynn72]

No, Hitler was playing an FPS.

He was really good.

[CyberPitz]

here's an arbitrary equation to find out:

k=52x(ab)

a= the amount of days a week you play games
b= the amount of people you kill on average in one day
x= years you've played games
k= your final killcount

smooth things out for times you've played intensively, detract for game-free periods.

52*10(5*50) = 520*250= 130.000

that's my CS etc kills pretty much, i'm not even going on RTS'es and singleplayer games

so it's safe to say everybody exaggerates, and like in real life, strategy game kills don't count

I'd have to say I'd hit near 1000 zombies on a play through of Left for dead. AND WHY NO COUNT RTSs :( Like I said, so many Zerglings. Especially when you play like Zergling Rancher, you could rack up 5k ills so easily in an hour game.

[Hazar]

over nine thousand...

[MattyDienhoff]

Okay...

Talking individual kills (not huge area effect weapons like carpet bombs in RTS' and the like), and excluding messing around like spawning 500 enemy soldiers on a runway and mowing them down with machine guns... Genuine kills:

Probably about 800,000. I doubt it'd be less than that.

[Max_Payne]

damn, i dont know how many bots ive killed in the original bf-1942 ahah had to be insane! lol I dont know an actual figure from when ive started playing games....

But all i know is that when i was 8, i was killing nazi's in wolfenstein-3d, like a fat kid waterfountaining M&M's

:cheers:

[PvtRyan]

I once shot a bot in Reno, just to watch him die.

But just that one time..

[Dalamari]

Under 100k, if we aren't counting RTS games

[nofreeman]

i don't kill!!!

I get killed

[Bad^Hat]

Counting FPS games alone, I'd still say over a million.