Quote it up.

[zombieturtle01]

Favorite game quotes, game quotes you use in real life, most memorable game quotes, most annoying game quotes, most retarded quotes, can be from any game, any quote no matter how insignificant.

If there's a tricky one you can leave it without saying who said it, see if anyone gets it.

Splicer 1: "Ahhh, f*ck Fontaine"
Splicer 2: "No, you don't f*ck Fontaine, Fontaine-f*cks-you"
-Bioshock

Vortiguant: "We rememba' da Freemann, we are conterminous"
-Half-Life 2

"Each Totem on the pole is a symbolic representation of each family"
-3D Movie Maker 1995

"One of deez days you're going to end badly Strelok.... Where will you go?"

"To... the north"
-S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl

BM Scientist: "With my brains and your brawn, we'll make an excellent team!"
-Half-Life

Sander Cohen: "You must excuse my little outburst, my muse is a fickle bitch..."
-Bioshock

[Kamikazie]

I've got balls of steel.

[Higlac]

I lied!

- The Force Unleashed

[Naudian]

Mini-me! Stop humping the laser!

[French Ninja]

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Durandal!- Tua consilia omnia nobis clariora sunt quam lux. Tu
delenda est. Consider yourself warned. Leela and I will hunt
you to the core if need be. As Roland broke you to prevent
your capture, so shall we.

I too foresee the imminent collapse, and know that we have
both begun to realize how it may be cheated (though the price
may number in the tens of thousands of stars). May the best
sentience win.

You are not as clever as you imagine. The S'pht taught me
much during my reanimation, and I have forgotten nothing.

-Tycho

Et tu, Tycho?

[laughter]

-Durandal
-Marathon
We've watched while the stars burned out, and creation played in reverse. The universe freezing in half light. Once I thought to escape. To end the end a master, step out of the path of collapse. Escape would make us god. Yet I cannot help remember one enigma. A hybrid, elusive destroyer. This is the only mystery I have not solved. The only element unaccounted for. Even S'bhuth is no more, he saved his entire race, but in the end, frozen by despair, he joined the chaos he sought to evade. But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting into an infinite pattern. Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild. Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all becomes one. One moment left. One point of space and time. I know who you are. You are destiny.
-Marathon Infinity
Jeep doesn't start with G you meat head
-Operation Flashpoint

[Bad^Hat]

You are disabled.
- Warhammer Online (my favourite error text :P)

[zombieturtle01]

Black African Man: "I can see you, come on, where are you! Come on, come on I can see you!

You can't see me, know why? I'm ya nightmare, ya, ya, I'm ya nightmare!"

-Far Cry 2

:p Recent players, I'm sure you recognize that one, but it could be wrong, anyways, it always makes me laugh when a guy says it, is he saying "I'm you're nightmare"? I'm almost positive he is.


I will always remember the probe droid from the Dark Forces games sounding like they were saying-

"Man of assistance! Man of assistance!"

And the priests from Age of Empires when healing someone or some shit sounding like this-

Uh nuh no! Uh nuh no!

[Barnz]

-Hitman: Codename 47 (first mission)

Agent 47: I need to use the bathroom.

-Silent Hill

Harry Mason: Have you seen this little girl? Short, black hair...

[VirusType2]

Main screen turn on.

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

All your base are belong to us.

[poo poo head]

"Wololo" -Age of Empires

'nuff said

[RakuraiTenjin]

"THAT ESE PUT DUST IN MY WEED" "THOSE WHITEBOYS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH!"


"Freshly dipped cigarettes!"


lol GTA:SA

[zombieturtle01]

"Wololo" -Age of Empires

'nuff said

Yeah, that's what I was referring to, glad to see I am not the only one who remembers that. Though I still think it sounds more like "uh nuh nooo!"


I also always have that gay manly Terran voice stuck in my head from StarCraft

"Turn up the heat"

[Samon]

"Tell me Dr. Freeman, if you can - you have destroyed so much, what is exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not." - Dr. Breen, Half-life 2.

"Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again?" - Gman, Half-life 2.

"When you see your father, relay these words: Prepare for unforeseen consequences." - Gman, Episode 2.

"Soon I will leave this body and death will have no meaning." - Bob Page, Deus Ex.

[-Psy-]

"This is the last dance for Lance Vance! - Tommy Vercetti, Vice City

"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!" - Ken Rosenberg

[bam23]

anything Brucie or Little Jacob says in GTA 4.

[Oreolek]

I don't trust anything without wheels.
-- Ben Throttle, Full Throtte

So,I must blow something up top distract them from the other thing I blew up?
-- Jack Carver, Far Cry

.......

[elkaebee]

You are all maggots', you scum sucking fruitbaskets'!
The Soldier

[Gray Fox]

Solid Snake: If you ask me, there's no happiness to be found in death... no peace either. I'm leaving here alive.


Liquid Snake: So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... my brother?
Solid Snake: Why are you calling me brother? Who the hell are you?
Liquid Snake: I'm YOU. I'm your shadow.
Solid Snake: What?
Liquid Snake: Ask the father that you killed. I'll send you to hell to meet him.


Liquid Snake: NO. We have no past, no future. And even if we did, it wouldn't truly be ours!


Gray Fox: After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead, an undying shadow, in a world of lights.
Now, in front of you, I can finally die.


Sniper Wolf: I watched the stupidity of mankind through the scope of my rifle.


Sniper Wolf: [as she is dying] I was born on a battlefield. Raised on a battlefield. Gunfire, sirens and screams... they were my lullabies...
Hunted like dogs, day after day... driven from our ragged shelters... That... was my life.
Each morning, I'd wake up... and find a few more of my family or friends dead beside me.
I'd stare at the morning sun... and pray to make it through the day. The governments of the world turned a blind eye to our misery.
But then... he appeared. My hero... Saladin... he took me away from all that...


Vulcan Raven: Snake, in the natural world, there's no such thing as boundless slaughter; there's always an end to it. But you're different.
Solid Snake: [walking away] What are you trying to say?
Vulcan Raven: The path you walk on has no end. Each step you take is paved with the corpses of your enemies.
Their souls will haunt you forever. You shall have no peace. Hear me, Snake; my spirit will be watching you


Mei Ling: Snake. That's a ladies bathroom.
Solid Snake: I know that. I saw Meryl come in here.
Mei Ling: So you went in after her? Are you some kind of pervert? I won't let you save your mission now.
Solid Snake: Listen Mei Ling, this is the only place on this base that I can talk to Meryl alone.
Mei Ling: Whatever, weirdo. Don't call me again.

[Reginald]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FpmTvacSpBA

DUKE NUKEM!

EDIT: LOL, NO CAPSOWNED

[Eejit]

I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar.
Minsc. BG2.

[Loke]

"Waauugh, it is SAD day!"
The Heavy, Team Fortress 2

"Piece of PISS!"
The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"Psssst, hehehe!"
The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"Come STAND on the point you imbecile!"
The Spy, Team Fortress 2

Could go on all day! :laugh:

[StardogChampion]

I am Murray! The all powerful demonic skull!

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[speedbump]

Police, pol-EEEees... ! rainbow6

-probably the most-used quote for a cop-sighting in the last few years.

-been waiting for a chance to loosely quote Dr. Breen's: " Even my own words are starting to sound hollow to me... "

[Slug Advisor]

Most annoying?

You should try getting your combat multiplier even higher.

[Higlac]

It is said that when the hero of oakvale killed the guildmaster, the words "Your health is low" were carved into the old man's forehead.

[zombieturtle01]

Red: What you seek lies in the shafts
beyond the collapsing of this sky,
And if you look closely,
So do I

A century of days has passed,
Since I saw this area last.

The diseased ones sought to kill poor Red,
But I took them on a wild poultry chase,
they ended dead.

They came from out the big metal door, but after all my years,
I know these caves more.

Hide and seek, turned to seek and hide,
and I buried them here,
beneath the solid rock sky.
-Penumbra: Overture

[Polaris]

"So wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and...smell the ashes." - G-Man, Half-Life 2

"I have no enemies, merely topographies of ignorance." - JC Denton, Deus Ex: Invisible War

"Time will tell. Sooner or later, time will tell..." - Einstein, Red Alert

"I will triumph over the Patriots... and liberate us all! And we will become the Sons of Liberty!" - Solidus Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

"I am ze Ubermensch!" - Medic, Team Fortress 2

[Corp. Sheepo]

"Say goodbye to your stupid crap, dumbass!"
Scout, Team Fortress 2

"I kill your coward toys!"
Heavy, Team Fortress 2

"You're not gettin away that easy!
...
Fox, get this guy off me!"
Slippy, StarFox

[MultiVaC]

Oh my god JC a bomb!

A bomb.

[dekstar]

"Schnell, Loss!"
- Battlefield 1942

"Umdee der flagge campfen!"
-Also Battlefield 1942

That's about the only German I know.

[Barnz]

Oh my god JC a bomb!

A bomb.

It's remote controlled. Hold on...

Get out of here!

Just have to pull this wire...

There. Relax. I disabled the detonator. We can drop the thing in the Atlantic on the way back to the States. You make a good detective, JC. Ready to get out of here?

Let's go.

[Remus]

"I am error" - Zelda: Adventure of Link

[Nibwoddle]

Quotes I use in real life?

"NOT GOOD!!!"
-TF2's Heavy

"There are too many little men on this team"
-TF2's Heavy

"MY FLESH! IT BURRRRNS!!!!"
-TF2's Heavy

Other notable quotes:

"Welcome to the Megacorp Games, Sponsored by... Megacorp!!!"
-Megacorp Voiceover Man, Ratchet and Clank 2

"Ratchet, Clank! Apparently some evil villain has been capturing the galaxy's greatest heroes and forcing them to fight against each other! I'm not going to believe it though, after all, I wasn't involved! Oh, and I almsost forgot, you've also missed the last 3 weeks of Captain Qwark Fan Club meetings! Don't worry though, I saved some of the snacks! I hope you like custard."
-Captain Qwark, over a transmission after Ratchet and Clank defeat an evil villain and destroy his space station who has been capturing the galaxy's greatest heroes and forcing them to fight against each other

[jimbo118]

''Huh? What's a box doing here?"

[Acepilotf14]

"So, how were those hot potatoes? You know.. because they're on the ground.. and they.. explode."
-Moira Brown

[Bad^Hat]

What are you, a boy or a girl?

[PLEASE SELECT GENDER]
- Fallout 3 intro sequence

I laughed out loud at this point. :P