how can she assemble?

[jimbo118]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o20YI3CAhk
:farmer:

[<RJMC>]

that will be the first thing I will teach to my daughter

[Avoidist]

I know on some level I should be opposed to this.. but that was pretty good.

[MiccyNarc]

*feels guilty that he finds this hot*

[ZT]

It's impressive that she can do that fast, but there are people who can do all sorts of things in a short amount of time, I'm going to say (sorry if I offend anyone) this is a really useless talent to teach your 11 year old daughter when you could be teaching your kid so many more useful skills.

[Adabiviak]

It's the new sport stacking. Maybe she can look forward to a bright career on the front in Iraq?

[Unfocused]

Heheh, impressive. The dad's proud ;)

[staticprimer]

Yes, but can she speed assemble a dinner?

[Gunner]

It's the new sport stacking. Maybe she can look forward to a bright career on the front in Iraq?

If McCain gets elected her grand-children can look forward to that too.

[Stigmata]

A better question is, how can she buttemble?

[<RJMC>]

It's impressive that she can do that fast, but there are people who can do all sorts of things in a short amount of time, I'm going to say (sorry if I offend anyone) this is a really useless talent to teach your 11 year old daughter when you could be teaching your kid so many more useful skills.

what if she is in a mall and suddenly a crazy man start shooting around and then she finds a dissambled m4 and them emssamble it and give to the first adult near and then he shoot the crazy man and save eveyrone?

[ZT]

what if she is in a mall and suddenly a crazy man start shooting around and then she finds a dissambled m4 and them emssamble it and give to the first adult near and then he shoot the crazy man and save eveyrone?

True, I have seen a lot of M4 parts laying around in the mall lately.

[Azner]

A better question is, how can she buttemble?

Oh lol. Whats she buttemling for? Buttimination?

[Vegeta897]

I can't even imagine how many people are arguing in the comments for that video on its youtube page.

So he taught his daughter how to take apart and put together a gun, that doesn't mean she's going to suddenly lose her sense of right and wrong and go on a rampage. And to those saying why teach her that, why not? People are allowed to have an interest in guns. I doubt it took very long to teach, and it's a good exercise in motor skills/firearm safety/mechanical knowledge.

It's a funny video because it's a young girl with gun skills, laugh/fap at it or gtfo.

[Azner]

It's a funny video because it's a young girl with gun skills, laugh/fap at it or gtfo.

Oh right.

[Pesmerga]

She was damn happy about her record time. If that's not good parenting, I dunno what is.

[ZT]

I can't even imagine how many people are arguing in the comments for that video on its youtube page.

So he taught his daughter how to take apart and put together a gun, that doesn't mean she's going to suddenly lose her sense of right and wrong and go on a rampage. And to those saying why teach her that, why not? People are allowed to have an interest in guns. I doubt it took very long to teach, and it's a good exercise in motor skills/firearm safety/mechanical knowledge.

It's a funny video because it's a young girl with gun skills, laugh/fap at it or gtfo.

Didn't you look her up online? Jimbo posted this video in commemoration for her, while she was assembling a gun at a talent show, the gun accidentally went off and hit a pressurized gas tank, the explosion caused a chair in the audience to ricochet through the air, decapitating her head.

The thread title is meant to have an ironic value, "How can she assemble?" yes, how can she assemble now?

[Azner]

Didn't you look her up online? Jimbo posted this video in commemoration for her, while she was assembling a gun at a talent show, the gun accidentally went off and hit a pressurized gas tank, the explosion caused a chair in the audience to ricochet through the air, decapitating her head.

The thread title is meant to have an ironic value, "How can she assemble?" yes, how can she assemble now?

No shit?

[Vegeta897]

No shit?

It's true, the gun that had no magazine or round in the chamber somehow fired off in a freak occurrence.

[staticprimer]

It's true, the gun that had no magazine or round in the chamber somehow fired off in a freak occurrence.

Well clearly it at least had a round in the chamber, unless it's a magical gun that shoots invisible bullets.

[Vegeta897]

That's what it was.

There was also a dragon.

[15357]

My cousin's really shocked by this. He was in frontline infantry for 3 years and can't assemble/disassemble that fast.

Kinda reminds me of gunslinger girl, lol. Cute girl + M4 carbine = awesomeness.

[unozero]

that wasn't an M4 you nublet

[Tagaziel]

I'd be more impressed by something useful in everyday life (like disassembling/reassembling a 2008 desktop in two minutess) rather than this pointless skill.

[Atomic_Piggy]

She is obviously a lesbian.

I mean, hello.

[15357]

that wasn't an M4 you nublet

Well excuse me for not living in a country that lets you get cool guns. :hmph:


I just assumed that it was an M4 because of the butt of the rifle. I just assumed they went tactical on the gun to make it look cooler.


Edit: Does she say at the start that it's an AR-15? I can't hear very clearly. Besides, you can't blame me for mistaking an AR-15 for an M4.

[Tagaziel]

AR-15 is the non-military designation of the M16/M4. So, in a way, Numbers was right.

[Nicky 0123]

That was kind of sweet.

[Vigilante]

*adds AR15 to the wish list*. Yay America!