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[Jintor]

Let the speculation commence! What is this Colonia! What's happening? Another Zombie Apocolypse? Will Darkseid once again be crazy prepared and have contingency plans for everything? Let the forum community begin to weave their intricate conspiracy theories!

[Koola Mena]

Maybe we're set in a hotel; the only hotel left moderately intact after the holocaust?

[Dog--]

I may play this time, although I don't know how to play these things and didn't read the last one at all.

I hope it's a nuclear apocalypse with mutants and shit.

[Krynn72]

Welcome to Hotel Hell.

Check in time: Now
Check out time: Never!

[Vegeta897]

Does my room have cable?

[lefty]

I may play this time, although I don't know how to play these things and didn't read the last one at all.

I hope it's a nuclear apocalypse with mutants and shit.

Exactly this for me.

[Krynn72]

Does my room have cable?

No, and the sheets are made of fire!

[Vegeta897]

Can I change rooms?

[Krynn72]

Can I change rooms?

Sorry we're all booked up, HELL conven... ah **** it, I dont feel like playing this whole bit so I'll stop it here.

[Vegeta897]

You quitter.

[Dog--]

We're all booked up, the only available sweet will make you bunk with...!

*thunder crack*

RICHARD SIMMONS!

The TV runs his workout routine 24/7 Ahhahaha!

[Smoke]

None of you are even close.

Jintor, are you a mere player this time around or is my memory crap?

[Headcrab Pie]

Perhaps we are in a hotel with lousy service, but when we go to complain, it turns out that the hotel manager is a Nazi-Stripper from space.

[Koola Mena]

Worse than Samuel L. Jackson?

[Raziaar]

Hmm... this is a strange new place. I feel like I've been here before, just didn't stay very long.

[Sloth]

It will be revealed. Now!

[The Monkey]

Maybe there's been WWIII and we need to head to Africa through the ruins of the war to avoid the nuclear winter in Europe. (The temperature decreases more near the poles than near the equator.)

[TollBooth Willie]

A colony of survivors stuck in a baby.

[Sloth]

Do I have to spell it out...

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146066

[Krynn72]

My bet is that the hotel is on some kind of ship. Probably a huge space ship that functions as an entire city or something. Thats my bet. I'll put 100 bucks on it. Any takers?

[AJ Rimmer]

My bet is that the hotel is on some kind of ship. Probably a huge space ship that functions as an entire city or something. Thats my bet. I'll put 100 bucks on it. Any takers?

That sounds like one wild guess!

Also, I am mildly intrigued. I'm am, officially, tickled. This has tickled me.

[Darkside55]

Is this going to be about space zombies? I do not want to have to deal with the prospect of space zombies. They are, quite possibly, the most dangerous subclass of zombie.

[KineticAesthetic]

You wish. Obviously you have never encountered shape shifting invisible time travelling sentient autonomous zombies.

[Smoke]

Alright, the intro is taking shape now. Just hold on a little longer and you'll be doing sci fi goodie things in no time.

Sorry it took so damn long as well, but there was a lot of shit to think about. I think you'll like this.

[The Monkey]

Around which planet is this "hotel" in orbit?

[Sloth]

The Hotel is in a ship that has crashed on the planet Colonia, what was meant to be the 1st non Sol-System planet to have human life.

[Corp. Sheepo]

I am eager to get this shit going

[Smoke]

So are we.