how much do u dance to music?

[mocho loco]

how much are u a dancer wen u hear music?

[Adabiviak]

Zero. Tappin my foot is about it, although good salsa will make me shake my butt. I can't even stand to mock dance. No soul here!

[lefty]

hah, the poll looks like a big middle finger.

[mastag]

I dance as often as you type in normal English.

[xombine]

All Of The Freaking Time.

[Dog--]

I mouth the words and really get into it, like I'll bob my head hard during hard parts, sing with a sad kind of face to a sad song, etc.

No dancing though. Totally gay.

[Kula Meenur]

Second option

[Bad^Hat]

None. I'm too busy using outdated colloquialisms like "lame" and "losers."

[ZachAttack]

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE A SHAKE IT!

Looks like I'm the only one who dances no matter what.

You just gottah not give a ****! Guess I'm totally gay!

[Iron Kat]

Certain songs I dance to (especially Bloodhound Gang's Bad Touch or MC Hammer Can't Touch This!!). The song in this video always gets me dancing as well!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvshFDfZ0c

[ZT]

To quote a song by Electric Six-

"Can't sit down 'cause I'm a dancer"

[The Monkey]

I gotta be really ****ing drunk if I'm gonna dance, and then it's highly unlike I'll manage it without puking on the floor.

[Iron Kat]

It's much easeier for us girls to be into dancing, obviously, so I'm not surprised buy the amount of guys who don't dance!!! :P

[Dinkleberry]

This is something about dancing...

"Non-Stop Dancer / My Mum Song"
[ from the album "Come Again" (1977) ]

CLIVE:
Er, I met this c*nt in, about eight years back and, er, he come up with the name of 'John Stitch'. He come up to me. He said, "I'm John Stitch and I, I do non-stop dancing."
DEREK:
What a c*nt.
CLIVE:
The ****er. I said, "You do non-stop dancing?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Why, why have you, why have, why are you not dancing now?"
DEREK:
Right.
CLIVE:
He said he's out of a job. So I said, "All right, Non-Stop Dancer, .....
DEREK:
****.
CLIVE:
..... start dancing." And do you know what he did?
DEREK:
What?
CLIVE:
Started dancing.
DEREK:
What a c*nt.
(begins singing)
#My Mum came into my room and sucked my little knob .....
CLIVE:
Did she?
DEREK:
#She put her mouth round the end of it and I ..... done a gob
Out the little hole that's in my prick and cums with piss as well
I had done a lot into the lav and, f*ck, it didn't 'alf smell
'Cause I'd had asparagus the night before, I am lucky
I had some radishes as well and farted and, erm ..... right,
Please don't .....
CLIVE:
#I am a Cockney dancer .....

DEREK:
# ..... dancer, I f*cked him up .....
CLIVE:
# ..... I like to dance all night
I dance, what,- ehh'ne'hm'err'h
And in my mother's tights
DEREK:
#Oh, ..... (collapses laughing)
CLIVE:
#'Cause you can get away with it
If you are Cockney too
Do this f*cking dancing
And shove it up your flue!
(begins mumbling)
DEREK:
#My Mum came into my room and sucked my tiny knob
She put mouth round ..... (laughs)
She put her mouth right round it and then ..... (laughs uncontrollably)
CLIVE:
Fff-uck. Dudley, are you not, is ..... ? F*cking, f*cking alcoholic! You're so drunk! You must ha' be on something else, you know.
DEREK:
Oh, hold on, let's get this rhyme right:
#My Mum came into the room and sucked my f*cking knob, oh!
She put her mouth right, her mouth right round it and then she done a gob
On the end of it to make it smooth and make it nice and soft
And then she tossed me right off with her, er, Mrs. Mopp
Who came into the ..... (starts laughing)
CLIVE:
Oh yes, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much indeed, thank you very much indeed, it is awfully good but it's not quite what we're looking for, erm, some of our .....
DEREK:
Very nice! Oh ..... (continues laughing)
CLIVE:
..... some of our older patients might be upset.
DEREK:
#Oh, my Mum came into my room and sucked my f*cking knob .....
CLIVE:
Yes! Well, thank you, thank you very, thank you very much indeed .....
DEREK:
#She put her mouth right round it .....
CLIVE:
Shoot him, Kurt!
DEREK:
# ..... and then she done a little gob
CLIVE:
CUT!
DEREK:
#On the end of it and smoothed it round and rubbed it up and down
CLIVE:
Oh God, will nothing give .....
DEREK:
#Until the cum came out the end and then I began to drown
'Cause I cum like a ****ing falls you know, I cum like that
I've got a pair of enormous balls and they sat on the mat
When I'm walking down the street, of course, they drag behind me sore
And then, of course, I get followed by every f*cking whore .....
CLIVE:
(laughing in the background)
DEREK:
#Who says, "'ere, what we got in front of us, pair of bleedin' balls?
By Christ all-****ing-mighty, they could fill the Albert Halls"
With ee-aye, ee-aye, ..... (drowned out)
CLIVE:
# ..... Ee-aye, ee-aye-oh! Take it and shove it up your arse!

DEREK:
Wait a minute! It's getting interesting!
CLIVE:
#I am a Cockney dancer! Justin de Villeneuve, watch out!
DEREK:
Yeah.
#So I went to the city to show my private parts .....
CLIVE:
'Ere! 'Ere! 'Ere!
DEREK:
#I went into the Festival Hall and they began to fart
When I came onto the stage with my balls dragging right behind
They said, "My Christ, what, there, what is he doing, he must be out of his mind?"
DEREK & CLIVE:
#Oh! My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat

DEREK:
(continues with farting noise in tune)
CLIVE:
#He's got f*cking cancer, now what d'you think of that?!

DEREK:
#Oh, ..... (falls into helpless laughter)
CLIVE:
#My old man's a dustman, he's got cancer too
Silly f*cking arsehole, he's got it up the flue
He's got so much of f*cking cancer it drives him f*cking mad
He says, "I've got f*cking cancer", and he's my f*cking Dad
Oh, what a f*cking boring c*nt, he goes on and on all day
He's got this f*cking cancer and he's too gone on the way
DEREK:
#Oh, .....
CLIVE:
#Oh, my old man's a dustman, Justin de Villeneuve is my friend .....

DEREK:
# ..... they cut it off at Chelmsford, they cut it off at Crewe
They gave him one up the ..... (laughs)
CLIVE:
# ..... I shoved him one up the arsehole, saying he's my friend.
DEREK:
(laughs uncontrollably)
#He's got cancer of the cock and he's got cancer of the balls
He's got cancer of the nose, mouth, eyes, teeth and he's got the, the ..... prr-oh .....
DEREK & CLIVE:
#Ohhhhhhh ..... he's got .....
CLIVE:
# ..... cancer in his false teeth, got cancer in his wig
He's got cancer in his f*cking knob, he thinks it's f*cking big
His knob is full of cancer, the thing is falling off
And worst of all, the worst of it, he's got this f*cking cough
He goes .....
DEREK & CLIVE:
Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurgh! Heurrrrrgghhhhh .....
DEREK:
(continues laughing uncontrollably)
CLIVE:
..... What a c*nt! He keeps waking us up at night, this f*cking noise goes on! This f*cking cough, his f*cking cancer! We can't f*cking sleep! I's trying to watch Emmerdale Farm and this f*cking cough came on and I couldn't f*cking concentrate on a f*cking good programme 'cause my old man was dying of this f*cking cough .....
DEREK:
F*cking cancer!!
CLIVE:
..... What a .....
DEREK & CLIVE:
..... F*cking c*nt!!!
DEREK:
(more laughter)
#He's got cancer of the arsehole, he's got cancer of the bum
CLIVE:
# ..... cancer of the knob .....
DEREK:
#Cancer in his eyeballs, he's got cancer on the gob
He's got cancer in his fingernails and cancer in his palm
Cancer up his bumhole where the ..... (drowned out)
CLIVE:
# ..... half way up his arm!
DEREK:
(laughs)
CLIVE:
#Oh, he's got f*cking cancer, cancer everywhere
He's got cancer of the bumhole, 'cause he's a f*cking queer .....
DEREK:
#Oh, .....
CLIVE:
#He takes his f*cking knobs up, he shoves 'em up his arse
And everybody knows it! HE'S F*CKING WORKING CLASS!!!
DEREK:
OHHHHHHHH!!!!! .....

[Shift]

Music is so much apart of me that even slightly good songs stimulate me to dance, if im bored and the music is on, I cant help myself, I must become apart of that music. Its so awsome out at clubs with mate though, and everyone raves to awsome songs. Good times.

[Dinkleberry]

Music is so much apart of me that even slightly good songs stimulate me to dance, if im bored and the music is on, I cant help myself, I must become apart of that music. Its so awsome out at clubs with mate though, and everyone raves to awsome songs. Good times.

What kind of clubs you go to? What sort of music?

[lefty]

I ****ing rock out with my cock out. Some serious headbangin'.

[JNightshade]

I <3 dancing. Get all shitty, grab some girls, throw some Daft Punk on the system and just rock the f*ck out.

[freakyflor]

I dance at parties, if that counts

[The Monkey]

Music is so much apart of me that even slightly good songs stimulate me to dance, if im bored and the music is on, I cant help myself, I must become apart of that music. Its so awsome out at clubs with mate though, and everyone raves to awsome songs. Good times.
All the clubs around here have shitty music :(

[Lucid]

I usually just nod my head and drum on a surface of sorts when I'm listening to music.

[Shift]

What kind of clubs you go to? What sort of music?

Best one in town is called 5th Avenue, usually plays a mix of the best mainstream songs at the time along with popular songs from the past, along with indy and different types of rock, you can request to play any song and most likely will get played.