MSPAINT Grouphug

[Darkside55]

Yes, another MSPaint thread, because we love them so. This time, let's MSPaint terrible anonymous confessions we find on http://grouphug.us. As always, doesn't have to be done in paint, but paint's funner anyway, isn't it?

Here's mine:


my hookers are late.......

i'm busy on the holidays.

ohhh well star trek is on i'm goin to jack my boner off


http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4153/grouphugfc5.jpg

[Raziaar]

I'm half tempted to post some fake things on that website that will make people's jaw drop in horror.

Great image by the way.

[Gorndt]

One time I flipped off a box of kittens.

Another time, I punched a baby, but he was being a total dick.

Seriously though, what the hell is that baby's problem? What a goddamn showoff. No wonder there are no parents to speak of.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9715/kittiesjd7.jpg

[Druckles]

Trust Darkside to make this thread :P

I'll do it tomorrow.

[lun4tic]

once, when my phone was set to vibrate, i stuck the phone up my ass to get off

http://grouphug.us/confessions/741605649


http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/5260/grouphug741605649ww8.jpg

IT'S A GUY SITTING ON A BUS, DAMN.

[lun4tic]

872830398 Sometimes, I wish I was black.


http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3329/grouphug872830398sg6.jpg

[Acepilotf14]

my boyfriend dumped me over skype, and now he wont talk to me.. everytime i text him or anything, he just tells me to go away, and that he doesnt want me anymore.
so.. its been exactly a week now since i stopped trying to contact him. im all alone out here in Germany on my year abroad, with only 2 months left to go... and he dumps me now.
its so ridiculous, and im so upset. it was getting easier, but all of a sudden i dont seem to be able to deal with it now.
im suddenly so depressed, and overeating, and i cant stop myself. Why hasn't he text me? how can i be that bad a person that I deserve to be treated like this?
i am so sad. so alone. Richard... i hate you for doing this to me... just when things were going so right for me. I can't do my work.. I don't even wanna live right now. You are so cruel.

I lol'd. I made up thier chat names since she didn't post them.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x256/acepilotf14/skype.jpg

[lun4tic]

318066888 i am a young married mother. This past weekend i got really drunk and had sex with 4 chicks at a party I finally realize i like pussy and tits better then cock. im a lesbian how do i tell my husband


http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5701/grouphug318066888pg8.jpg

[PortalStormzzzz]

I'm sick of men being shallow assholes and I don't want to date them.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/dbzsdvszerv.jpg

[SamuraiKenji]

Freaks....

[PortalStormzzzz]

I like how Picard is in his classic "Oy, what have I done" look. Classic. Possibly even a background picture.

BEST PICTURE EVAR:

http://codebloo.net/stuff/picard-headesk.jpg

[Raziaar]

Weee, I have nothing to contribute to this thread whatsoever other than lame photoshop filters! <goes to bed>

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/434/picardfacepalmdrawingjn9.jpg

[Barnz]

327922314 when i was little i used to poop behind a tree in my backyard.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7571/shitcg9.png

[PortalStormzzzz]

You beat me.

Ah What the hell:



my boyfriend dumped me over skype, and now he wont talk to me.. everytime i text him or anything, he just tells me to go away, and that he doesnt want me anymore.
so.. its been exactly a week now since i stopped trying to contact him. im all alone out here in Germany on my year abroad, with only 2 months left to go... and he dumps me now.
its so ridiculous, and im so upset. it was getting easier, but all of a sudden i dont seem to be able to deal with it now.
im suddenly so depressed, and overeating, and i cant stop myself. Why hasn't he text me? how can i be that bad a person that I deserve to be treated like this?
i am so sad. so alone. Richard... i hate you for doing this to me... just when things were going so right for me. I can't do my work.. I don't even wanna live right now. You are so cruel.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7042/dzrbsresryl6.png

[Druckles]

I hate Paint.

And it was a quickly done up thing.

I had sex with my teacher in her house with her husband there.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20508&stc=1&d=1197150605

[lun4tic]

I like the background, it's fiery with passion and red like a Ferrari.

[Raziaar]

That poop one is so disturbing and hilarious. :laugh:

[99.vikram]

I had sex with my teacher in her house with her husband there.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20508&stc=1&d=1197150605
My God...you sir, are a genius!

[PortalStormzzzz]

He's watching. Like he's getting some enjoyment out of it or something. ... just eating and watching.

[Ennui]

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t176/ennuified/poofart.jpg

[PortalStormzzzz]

holy crap. WTF IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY!!!!!!


Awesome.

[Raziaar]

I call lie on that confession. I've never farted and accidentally pooped. If anything, the event EASES my need to defecate. And if I were ever in any danger of that happening, I certainly would have gone to the bathroom long before.

[Irksome]

i piss on myself and enjoy being pissed on. i'm a guy.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff224/VonIrksome/meh.jpg

[Barnz]

Another drawing:

316905244 I am ugly, I am overweight, I am 18, and I have acne. I am never going to get a boyfriend. I had my first kiss last night from a guy... but he's gay. Go. Me.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4826/fatladydf9.png

[Raziaar]

OH GOD at Irksome's...

AND ROFL great drawing at test's.

[Ennui]

Another drawing:



http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4826/fatladydf9.png

epic thread win

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t176/ennuified/ThisThreadDelivers.jpg

[Acepilotf14]

My boyfriend raped a cow. And not just some random fat chick. An actual Farm cow. And I watched. He made me watch.

P.S. It was a male cow.



THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PAINT, AS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MALE COW. IT IS CALLED A BULL, PEOPLE.

One time I peed a little while lifting a box at work


http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x256/acepilotf14/ups.jpg

[Naph]

893084675


I masturbate to the teletubbies.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/1388/submissonep8.jpg

[PortalStormzzzz]

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PAINT, AS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MALE COW. IT IS CALLED A BULL, PEOPLE.


That's what YOU think.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20509&stc=1&d=1197181225

[lun4tic]

Thank you PSZZZZ for dropping my faith in humanity down another peg.

[Cpt Tenacious]

42389684


Once when I was little a small green man took me into a closet and touched my private areas.

[Acepilotf14]

/facepalm

[Barnz]

350834875 I think i'd **** anything with tits.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9302/55censormq1.png

For uncensored version, click here: http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/66/55wv7.png

[PortalStormzzzz]

I see what you "did" thare

[SamuraiKenji]

WTF man?
( ಠ_ಠ)

[Irksome]

Shit - Photobucket removed mine.

[PortalStormzzzz]

just use attached images. button in advanced.

[PortalStormzzzz]

I plan to be a psychiatrist when I am older.


I think I am attracted to men who have particular mental issues.

COULD NOT RESIST!

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/452/dbrrsoi6.png

[SimonomiS]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9302/55censormq1.png

For uncensored version, click here: http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/66/55wv7.png

I am truly disturbed.

[Raziaar]

test has won three times so far in this thread.

[Ennui]

I like the drool there

[PortalStormzzzz]

Wait, is that two MOAR boobies on the censored? ok.....

[Raziaar]

Wait, is that two MOAR boobies on the censored? ok.....

It could be large meaty buttocks.

[PortalStormzzzz]

WAIIIIII?!?! But... I though it was a she! Guess it's just a gay cube, not a love cube.

[Raziaar]

WAIIIIII?!?! But... I though it was a she! Guess it's just a gay cube, not a love cube.

Women can have meaty buttocks too.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1404/zombiebuttocksdx0.jpg

[Vegeta897]

438723124 - we are not all fat bastards

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6203/fatqx8.png

[PortalStormzzzz]

But it's the wrong hole. THE WRONG HOLE! TEH RoNG HoLe!!


P.S. The Fat American is actually only seen in cities, he can be seen prowling along the corners for mcdonalds and starbucks, his natural prey.

[Raziaar]

ROFL Vegeta, that's class! I love how you drew them on top of small countries.

[Qonfused]

No, it sucks and is unoriginal.

[Raziaar]

No, it sucks and is unoriginal.

No you suck, however you are completely original in your suckiness.

[Vegeta897]

501107747 - I never smoked weed eva!!

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/273/weedna1.png


I dunno.

[Raziaar]

That one isn't as good. I go with what Qonfused said applying it to this one.

[Vegeta897]

428066840 - I have a confession, I am a rapist


http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2326/rapistea3.png

[PortalStormzzzz]

OMG, Fuccking |censored|

[Crushenator 500]

I call lie on that confession. I've never farted and accidentally pooped. If anything, the event EASES my need to defecate. And if I were ever in any danger of that happening, I certainly would have gone to the bathroom long before.

You need to remember, nothing on that site is true, NOTHING :shh:

[Druckles]

I'm a guy, I tried putting various things up my ass when I was 15-16, one of which was a hammer, the handle.
Dunno, It felt good but it got caked in shit.
I might try it again sometime.
It's best to do it in the bath because it gets messy, then you shower yourself off and poke any remaining bits of poo down the plughole.
I never have any gay fantasys, i'm straight as anything, but it's cool.

Couldn't resist

[Barnz]

Hammer time!

[PortalStormzzzz]

I never have any gay fantasys, i'm straight as anything, but it's cool.

And you shoved a hammer up your ass and it felt good? SUUUUURE...

[TollBooth Willie]

428066840 - I have a confession, I am a rapist


http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2326/rapistea3.png****ing win.

[Vegeta897]

Aww thankyou :)

[Druckles]

Anyone like my shit cake? :D

Bit of a play on words, there

[Raziaar]

I do... heh.

I also saw one on there where a guy says, "I like to poop on quarters."

[Seppo]

This thread is hilarious. How did I not notice this before

post more pictures.

[KineticAesthetic]

Here's the awful truth. Grouphug makes me suicidal. I have a giant computer that I have to stand on a chair to see, and the wireless mouse is so big I can hardly move it. I have decided to end it all, with the help of a pump-action double barelled pistol-gripped shotgun. My aim is to get blood all over grouphug so that no-one else will see it and kill themselves too. Also, I have a D face and a shirt with a star on it, and am made of shaky black lines. Here is the picture, taken with a Sony Cybershot.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4062/suasideau1.th.png (http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=suasideau1.png)

[Darkside55]

You messed up the link, but I lol'd. Also, I hate the new grouphug beta. It's so...maroon...

[Seppo]

oh no that's horrible

[KineticAesthetic]

You messed up the link, but I lol'd. Also, I hate the new grouphug beta. It's so...maroon...

Oh, god yes, I messed it up good, about four times in a row.

[Seppo]

And you enjoyed it didn't you.

[KineticAesthetic]

And you enjoyed it didn't you.

Yes, I did, I'm so dirty. Messing up links gets me all hot.

Bah dum psh.

I totally like this thread, except for how awfully depressing it is.

[nurizeko]

627965734


I let my dog hump my leg for about 10 minutes before he stopped. To be honest it turned me on a little.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/nurizeko/so-wrong.jpg

Boom-chika BOW WOW

[Seppo]

Who doesn't. It's hilarious