You couldn't paint your way out of a paper bag!

[Dog--]

I stole this from another forum, and that forum stole it from another.

Now read the title and get to work you damn FREAKS.
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/2244/72740803hq6.jpg



P.S. You have to draw yourself getting out of a paper bag.

[SamuraiKenji]

Paper Bag + Dog-- + AR2 = Dog--/paperbag/tons of holes
but hey you could still get out cause the holes help

[Acepilotf14]

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x256/acepilotf14/paperbag.jpg
A quickie. 7 minutes while watching Lewis Black on Comedy Central.

[Pesmerga]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/7913/72740803hq6nb6.jpg

[Acepilotf14]

I could do better with an anime drawing if it was on paper.

[Azner]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/tyu225423/72740803hq6.jpg
Thanks for killing my boredom

[Teta_Bonita]

This one is a see-through paper bag.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/Teta_Bonita/paperbag.png

Also lol @ pes

[Azner]

Crappiest Drawings evar!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/tyu225423/Pesh.jpg

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/tyu225423/Paperbomb.gif

[Teta_Bonita]

I lol'd. Post more!

[Pesmerga]

Haha Azner, I lol'd

[Naudian]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7752/f1ul6.jpg

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3198/f2mc1.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6524/f3ds7.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9004/f4zo8.jpg

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1928/f5gd8.jpg

[Pesmerga]

Naudian, that is awesome and win.

[Raziaar]

Holy crap! That's amazing! The others are all awesome too, good job guys!

I lack any artistic ability to contribute, so I won't.

[Krynn72]

Im lolling too hard at naudians to do one now, so ill try it tomorrow.

[SamuraiKenji]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7752/f1ul6.jpg

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3198/f2mc1.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6524/f3ds7.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9004/f4zo8.jpg

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/1928/f5gd8.jpg

EPIC WIN

[Azner]

EPIC WIN

How old are you? Just asking.

and

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/tyu225423/NaudiansWork.gif

[Krynn72]

That gif happens way too fast.

[Jintor]

Yah. Need to slow it dowwwwwn.

Good topic though.

[Naph]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3479/paperbagsh8.jpg
:>

[Jintor]

Wait, do we have to use Paint?

[Naudian]

I stole this from another forum, and that forum stole it from another.

Now read the title and get to work you damn FREAKS.




P.S. You have to draw yourself getting out of a paper bag.

I see no rules about using only Paint >.>

[Naph]

I see no rules about using only Paint >.>

You hope there isn't ;)

[Druckles]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20493&stc=1&d=1196608096

[Rapstah]

I tried to get out peacefully but I think I killed it in the process ;(

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7894/paperbagpsychovb0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Pesmerga]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1780/72740803hq6du2.jpg

Now you're thinking with portals.

[Phobie]

You're right, I really couldn't! But I had some kids modelling clay, and I'm shit at art, so I made a lovely little sculpture of me stabbing your paper bag.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/lizzieallen/kbye.jpg

So hi.

[SamuraiKenji]

wth.....o_O

[Kaptain H]

http://www.koopatorivm.com/misc/paperbag.jpg

:(

[Raziaar]

Ahahahaha, you rock Kaptain H!

Barrel full of laughs.

[nurizeko]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/nurizeko/portal-paper-escape.jpg

"What are you doing?, its funny really, your going the wrong way, you should have went the other way"

Kaptain H, thats awesome. :)

[SamuraiKenji]

Heh i like yours Zeko.

[Druckles]

Decided to go for another attempt.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20495&stc=1&d=1196632329

And Kaptain H, that's brilliant :P

Edit: Decided to take the question a bit more seriously:

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20496&stc=1&d=1196632988

[Raziaar]

Man... I have a great idea, but I completely lack the artistic ability to do it. Maybe one of you guys who is good can have fun with it.

I envision a several frame image, with two hooks being propelled through the middle sides of the bag from inside, the bag being pulled and scrunched shut... and the invisible little guy inside is exhaling repeatedly, causing the bag to expand in size until it explodes open.

Imagine a hyperventilation paper bag, and you have the same concept.

[Krynn72]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/anim.gif

[SamuraiKenji]

NICE Krynn!

[Connor]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6528/bagus4.gif

[Zephos]

Kaptain H won the thread :D

[Wanted Bob]

Lol, Kaptain H wins the thread.

[PortalStormzzzz]

Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth. -GLaDOS

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/1-5.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/2-4.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/3-5.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/4-3.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/5-3.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/6-3.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/7-1.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l149/militechfuture/8-2.png

[Raziaar]

Ahaha, very nice Portalstorm.

There's so much win in this thread, I love it!

[Bad^Hat]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x111/bad_hat/bag.jpg

One guess what I've been playing lately.

[Raziaar]

Super Soldier Communist? More affectionately known as Mario.

Here's my uninspired attempt... which completely lacks any graphical aspects.

protected override void OnPaint(PaintEventArgs e)
{
if (Paper_Bag != null)
{
Paper_Bag.Dispose();
}

base.OnPaint(e);
}

[Jintor]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m298/Lumbargo/PaperBag.jpg

/EDIT By the way, I survived the explosion.

[KineticAesthetic]

Jintor is like some sort of demigod.

He can do art, he can play violin, piano, he can sing, HE CAN FUC*IN LAZER A PAPER BAG TO SHIT WITH A SATELLITE WHILE INSIDE IT AND STILL SURVIVE.

[Azner]

Lol jintor

Jintor is made out of win.

[nurizeko]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/nurizeko/hl2-bag-escape.jpg

I came back for another go.

[Druckles]

I gave up after Jintor drew his :hmph:

[Darkside55]

You couldn't paint your way out of a paper bag!
And he was right.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/443/bagig5.jpg

[Pesmerga]

You forgot "The Cake is a lie"

[Darkside55]

The groceries are a lie?

[Druckles]

You fell in, I assume, and couldn't get out?

[Irksome]

It's paper bag related.
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff224/VonIrksome/paperbagsaga.jpg

[Druckles]

Um... right...

You do know there are kids on this forum??

*sheilds InkHeart's eyes*

[Irksome]

Um... right...

You do know there are kids on this forum??

*sheilds InkHeart's eyes*

Well if it makes him feel any better - he didn't blow his brains out. He went on to college, became a succesful lawyer, married, and had a wonderful life.

[Lone Wolf]

Here's mine (click to enlarge)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/5/12/3/t_paperbagm_caac8a0.png (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/5/12/3/f_paperbagm_caac8a0.png&srv=img01)

[Jintor]

And he was right.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/443/bagig5.jpg

I lol'd.

Then I sobbed into my paper bag.

[PortalStormzzzz]

That inspired this:
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3078/sgsrvrba0.png
Broke Portal Gun :(

[Raziaar]

I completely suck at anything of this nature. But here's mine. There's so much more I would have liked to do with it... but well, I suck at art, so sue me.

Click the Image.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7817/paperbagin6.th.gif (http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paperbagin6.gif)

The latter part is supposed to be random... I couldn't do what I wanted, so I decided to just do the bizarre.

[Lone Wolf]

Lol, that's great, I like how you've used your avatar.

[SamuraiKenji]

Well if it makes him feel any better - he didn't blow his brains out. He went on to college, became a succesful lawyer, married, and had a wonderful life.

this is exactly what i did although im not a lawyer im a doctor

[Jintor]

A doctor with HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!

[PortalStormzzzz]

Then I guess he's future me.

[Azner]

This was a pain.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/tyu225423/Paperbagpainlong.gif

But was all worth it :)

[Phobie]

Haha Azner, that is SO cute! Well, the end bit where you appear is. The plane is just hardcore.

1000 points.

[Jintor]

I like it how you're Ah Beng.

[Azner]

Rawr, Im not one though i like the character. NCH did him pretty cute.

<3 the Dee colon too.

[Jintor]

Bubble gums, are all banned, ask your friend buy some from Thailand!

[simonjedi]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6035/boy1fc1.jpg
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7648/boy2ny0.jpg
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/4497/boy3vz5.jpg
http://www.enterprisemission.com/images/hyper/explode.jpg


meanwhile...

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9331/pb2ow8.jpg

[SamuraiKenji]

A doctor with HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!

Meh...its the Internet everybody.....well most people.....have bad grammar.










Freaking grammar Nazi...

[Jintor]

Meh...its the Internet everybody.....well most people.....have bad grammar.










Freaking grammar Nazi...

Everybody else on this forum (bar a few dishonourable mentions and Stern) can type properly, why the **** can't you?

[PortalStormzzzz]

IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, PAPER BAG PAINT HIS WAY OUT OF YOU!


http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/7464/dfrscl9.png

The master piece
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4605/ujkgukigkjul6.png
Admit it, this is genius.

is this too violent? I will remove if it is.

[Raziaar]

As long as it's not a real guy who was shot/killed/harmed in any way, of course it's not too violent.

[PortalStormzzzz]

Well, it's the alien movie. I think he's an android anyway. Or was that the other character?

[Darkside55]

meanwhile...

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9331/pb2ow8.jpg
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational container!

[PortalStormzzzz]

I Just Got It Lol.

[Pesmerga]

As long as it's not a real guy who was shot/killed/harmed in any way, of course it's not too violent.

/facepalm'd

[Raziaar]

/facepalm'd

You! Shut up a you face!

I basically mean as long as it's not an actual violent crime, it's fine.

[Jintor]

Dude, Portalstormzzzzzz MURDERED someone for that. You can't tell me that's right. D:

[Druckles]

Admit it, this is genius.

is this too violent? I will remove if it is.

I thought it was very humorous :P

[Azner]

You! Shut up a you face!

I basically mean as long as it's not an actual violent crime, it's fine.

When someone facepalms, just fly your open palm into their face. Itd hurt their nose real bad.

[Druckles]

When someone facepalms, just fly your open palm into their face. Itd hurt their nose real bad.

<inserrt "if your hand's bigger than your face, you've got cancer" prank here>

[PortalStormzzzz]

Dude, Portalstormzzzzzz MURDERED someone for that. You can't tell me that's right. D:

I though everyone knew I was an android sent by GLaDOS from the year 2045 to kill the king of Dubai and prevent world war 6 where the USE fought the Dubai-Space Slug union for the rights to drill oil on Jupiter. Liek, it's so obvious.:borg:

[Wanted Bob]

I lol'd at PortalStormz

[Raziaar]

I though everyone knew I was an android sent by GLaDOS from the year 2045 to kill the king of Dubai and prevent world war 6 where the USE fought the Dubai-Space Slug union for the rights to drill oil on Jupiter. Liek, it's so obvious.:borg:

And completely |Uncensored|!