Hottest girl I have seen in a while. [Archive]

hool10

05-04-2007, 11:16 PM

So yeah aside from the usual sluts on the internet, they all have boob jobs, etc. So anyways....:laugh: I was looking around ytmnd and found this: http://alizeebhg.ytmnd.com/ So I found out she's like some 20 yr old French singer and looked her up on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTOS0jQG8Ls&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1i3bw7KtI&mode=related&search=
The fap thread. Also I need to learn French now. :laugh: Discuss. *Btw there is nothing nude in this thread lol.

lePobz

05-04-2007, 11:21 PM

There are two words in that post that should sound alarm bells. Those two words are "French" and "singer".

She's a bitch.

GordonFreeman911

05-04-2007, 11:22 PM

Naw, not the hottest, I've seen better.

Absinthe

05-04-2007, 11:23 PM

Alizee is old hat, but still pure fap.

She's also a milf. Double win.

JNightshade

05-04-2007, 11:31 PM

Alizee is old hat, but still pure fap.

She's also a milf. Double win.

Aye. She's like 35. Which is hardly a con in my book ;)

Absinthe

05-04-2007, 11:44 PM

Nah, I believe she's in her early or mid-twenties.

Seppo

05-04-2007, 11:53 PM

She's singing one of my all time favourite songs. Can't ask for more

_Z_Ryuken

06-04-2007, 12:25 AM

WTLW xelevntybillion.

CyberPitz

06-04-2007, 12:34 AM

I must admit, she has it up on all teh whores over here. The music is VERY good *in teh second video* and her movements are so fluid. Granted she's essentially just shaking her ass *very nice btw* but she's not wearing clothes that lets you see her tit beside the nipple *that i've seen so far, so...* she wins that for me, plus the music is very good, there's +2, and her movements are like water, which are awesome..+3...**** she's a 5/5 in my book

DeusExMachina

06-04-2007, 12:45 AM

Yeah, she's been around for awhile. She's beautiful, got a great voice, and she's total milf.

Bangage.

lePobz

06-04-2007, 12:46 AM

:laugh: I just loaded the ytmnd from the first post, and the 'Bad Touch' lyrics mixed perfectly into what I am currently playing!!! It sounded like a professional mix... oh god, I couldnt recreate that in a million years!! haha

BTW, currently playing Gustavo Santaolalla - The Wings (gabriel & dresden mix) ... yes, the brokeback mountain theme (mixed) ... ironic? you decide.

Unfocused

06-04-2007, 12:51 AM

I was about to post "didn't she die in a plane crash?", but that was Aaliyah... ><

<RJMC>

06-04-2007, 01:36 AM

that first ytmnd is hipnotizing :O :naughty: :O

Dalamari

06-04-2007, 01:47 AM

http://st.blog.cz/p/power.blog.cz/obrazky/2288955.jpg

meh, I'm not diggin the alien forehead

DEATHMASTER

06-04-2007, 01:58 AM

She's aite, but what's this talk about her being 35? She looks nothing beyond 20.
Damn she can work a mike stand.

Baal

06-04-2007, 02:04 AM

She's aite, but what's this talk about her being 35? She looks nothing beyond 20.
Damn she can work a mike stand.

Does no one know how to use Wikipedia around here?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alizee

hool10

06-04-2007, 02:04 AM

She has to be 22-23 yrs old. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alizee *Darn, you posted it before me!

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:06 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1171756005009.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1171759482763.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173363721692.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173365090003.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173365070002.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173365110333.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173365150464.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173365168963.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173365186294.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1173365200615.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1171770889505.gif

What?

Dont judge me!

DEATHMASTER

06-04-2007, 02:16 AM

Does no one know how to use Wikipedia around here?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alizee
I looked it up afterwards but thought that baal wouldn't correct me.

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 02:21 AM

http://i12.tinypic.com/4ic1e0o.jpg

I win.

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:25 AM

She looks like shes 12.

DEATHMASTER

06-04-2007, 02:28 AM

It's waaay too obvious a pedo made that site. (btw she IS 12)

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:30 AM

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

Also, the guy joined just to post that.

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 02:31 AM

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

Also, the guy joined just to post that.

Actually I joined because of your avatar. However, this was incentive.

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:33 AM

Yeah, my avatar lures people in.

DEATHMASTER

06-04-2007, 02:34 AM

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

Also, the guy joined just to post that.
I went to the site on the top right, figured it was pedo, hit the mark.

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:35 AM

Also, this is the hottest chick I've seen on the internets.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1172716962476.jpg

I went to the site on the top right, figured it was pedo, hit the mark.

Uh oh! You fell for the trap! V&!

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 02:39 AM

Wow o.O I have that exact same photo saved on my HDD

It resides next to http://i9.tinypic.com/33c7tig.jpg

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:43 AM

Rofl, I have that one also. It resides next to

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1175752747845.jpg

and one other that isnt allowed to be posted here.

DEATHMASTER

06-04-2007, 02:45 AM

It's hard to find chicks that have an all over (an I mean ALL over) tan.

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 02:45 AM

lol @ having the exact same pr0n
Ive seen that one but didn't save it.

4chan?

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:46 AM

It's hard to find chicks that have an all over (an I mean ALL over) tan.
I find it hot. Means they arnt slutty.

4chan?
you know it!

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 02:49 AM

I prefer 12chan jb

Seppo

06-04-2007, 02:50 AM

meh, I'm not diggin the alien forehead

i'm looking at the breasts

Absinthe

06-04-2007, 02:51 AM

IDEA:

We get this topic to around 20 pages long. Then we all go back and edit our previous posts to put up porn. The moderators will never know because they won't bother to check that far back.

Baal

06-04-2007, 02:52 AM

IDEA:

We get this topic to around 20 pages long. Then we all go back and edit our previous posts to put up porn. The moderators will never know because they won't bother to check that far back.

You can't edit after a designated (day or so) amount of time.

edit: Upon further research, it is exactly one day. I can't edit posts that were made 25 hours ago, but I can edit posts that were made 23 hours 50 minutes ago.

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:52 AM

I prefer 12chan jb

12chan isnt well liked here. I dont know why. :cheese:

You can't edit after a designated (day or so) amount of time.
We need to move fast then!

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 02:52 AM

IDEA:

We get this topic to around 20 pages long. Then we all go back and edit our previous posts to put up porn. The moderators will never know because they won't bother to check that far back.
Or you could just post porn until the mods come and then pretend it was all an accident.... Please?
12chan isnt well liked here. I dont know why. :cheese:

Dam racists.

Absinthe

06-04-2007, 02:54 AM

You can't edit after a designated (day or so) amount of time.

That is bullshit. THAT IS ****ING BULLSHIT.

What the **** kind of gulag are these Gestapo ****s running around here?

The pigs are walking. The pigs are walking!

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 02:57 AM

Heres the last of the non-nude pics I got. The rest of the 4 gigs is all explicit :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/117526645534.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1175753678518.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/117355159943139.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/1175822326193.jpg

Absinthe

06-04-2007, 03:02 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/117526645534.jpg

You'll give birth well.

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 03:03 AM

Prolly 95 percent of my pics are NN

http://i7.tinypic.com/2yzie5j.jpg

Myspace whores are always amusing

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 03:12 AM

Post moar then. If you do, then you will be my new best forum friend.

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 03:16 AM

:D If only I believed you

Actually most of my pics are like the first one i posted, which aren't generally appreciated

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 03:20 AM

Im ded serious. Willie and Pitzy and gtfo if I get some sweet non-nude pr0ns.

ktimekiller

06-04-2007, 03:22 AM

meh, i dont big that pic too much

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 03:23 AM

The boobie one? Yeh, its not that great. They dont look even :P

BeenJumpin

06-04-2007, 03:29 AM

*Removes uneven boob pic to avoid unnecessary banage*

http://i13.tinypic.com/2vje5hk.jpg
http://i3.tinypic.com/4340so1.jpg

DEATHMASTER

06-04-2007, 03:39 AM

In "J'en Ai Marre", until I learn some french, I'm gonna assume that 'je pa da dusee' means "bang my breasts".

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 03:40 AM

Found a couple more.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/turkeyslapper/117510392029.jpg

Baal

06-04-2007, 03:54 AM

OK GUYS

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

I'm all for a few pedobear jokes, but this is seriously creepy.

Holy jesus christ

Am I the only one a little weirded out by this stuff being posted on these boards? What you freaks do on your own time is fine, but not on here.

Krynn72

06-04-2007, 03:59 AM

I forgot what I was going to say. I read your post and then clicked your adult link thing in your sig and laughed so hard I forgot what my reply was.

Probably something about how making people feel awkward is fun.

Anyways... adult link LOL

Baal

06-04-2007, 04:06 AM

My anti-pedo-sense supercedes my flattery-sense

DEATHMASTER

06-04-2007, 04:12 AM

lol, adult link...baal you phisher.

Qonfused

06-04-2007, 04:13 AM

Rofl adult link.

ktimekiller

06-04-2007, 04:21 AM

Alot of those pictures look like they are fucin 12 or something, /pukes

mindless_moder

06-04-2007, 04:23 AM

*waits for someone to go "DUDE THATS MY SISTER/MOM" *

<RJMC>

06-04-2007, 04:27 AM

I am here whit my popcorns watching the show waiting until the blue/red lights come and the moderator pwn you all in your asses

and look I am not posting pics or endorsing anything

btw pm please