Crappy Games!

[Dog--]

Why do people keep buying crappy games! I just need to say this, because it makes me mad that people keep buying retard games and just because people (like you! ya, you!) keep buying them, they keep making them!

Halo - Fun multiplayer for about a week, then it's shit.

Gears of War - Fun story/co-op for about 2 weeks, then it's shit.

Oblivion - GARBAGE compared to the rest of the series. With the next one (#5) they'll probably make it even shittier, because everyone bought it without doing any research, and then it won GOTY (I think, some award like that..) just because of sales, so Bethesda thought they did a good job with it. IT IS SHIT.

ANY MOVIE GAME EVER MADE - WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE BUY THESE?! THEY WILL KEEP MAKING THEM IF PEOPLE BUY THEM! DAMMIT!

And yes, I am a retard for buying Oblivion and Gears of War, I am not debating that.
No I've never bought a movie game, I have played tons of them, and they suck balls.
I've played Halo at my friends ALOT, it isn't as good as people say. It is shit.

[Que-Ever]

The second harry potter game was awesome.

[StardogChampion]

I agree mostly.

[Dumb Dude]

The Chronicles of Riddick game did not suck at all. In fact, it was quite the opposite.

[Direwolf]

The problem seems to be more on your end, since your tastes clearly are different than most gamers. Hell, I'm a fan of every single one of those games.

[Cole]

Gears of War is great if you have Live.

[Naudian]

The games you listed are bad examples, imo, they're all pretty good.
But I still agree with your point, why bother with mediocre games?

I think the problem is that great games aren't made like they used to be, or as often...

[the show 1347]

I don't like games like Dungeon Siege or Saints row.I play games like Thief deadly shadow or maybe Call of Juarez.

[Seppo]

casual gamers buy casual games. That's where the big money comes from.

[Samon]

The Chronicles of Riddick game did not suck at all. In fact, it was quite the opposite.

I thought the game itself was pretty good but the story and the dialogue was a joke. The guy who wrote that shit should be shot.

[giant384]

i agree that all those games get boring after alittle while, but dont you ever think of going back to them after playing a different game???? i always do that, thats why i have an abundance of games.

[99.vikram]

Halo
Average FPS but great for parties. And it was one of the only good shooters for the console at the time.

Gears of War - Fun story/co-op for about 2 weeks
Not everyone buys games for the multiplayer...

Oblivion
"My opinion = LAW"

ANY MOVIE GAME EVER MADE
I blame television.

I've played Halo at my friends ALOT, it isn't as good as people say. It is shit.
No it's not. It was nothing special, but it definitely wasn't crap.
YOU didn't like it.

[Bad^Hat]

I propose a new ratings system!

The next time I see a Halo box, I wanna see "This game is rated C for Cave Canem will flame you on the internet if you buy this game."

[Warbie]

Halo rocks and GoW is the best multiplayer game to come out last year!

Put that in your pipe mofo :P

[Samon]

halo fails lol

[Beerdude26]

Halo is so incredibly shitty. The only reason I ever finished it because I kept thinking "All right, THIS is the moment where the gameplay gets awesome, like loads of friends told me.". Sadly, that never, ever, ever happened.

[Remus]

Halo is so incredibly shitty. The only reason I ever finished it because I kept thinking "All right, THIS is the moment where the gameplay gets awesome, like loads of friends told me.". Sadly, that never, ever, ever happened.

Yeah same with me. Now recently I've tried to play Halo again but just couldn't bring myself up to playing more then 5 minutes bleah.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only great thing about Halo is the soundtrack

[G-Dub]

The fact that you slated GOW says it all :|

[99.vikram]

halo fails lol
I hope that was satire..

[Rapstah]

Half-Life 2, of course.

I love Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing however. :upstare:

[sinkoman]

Why do people keep buying crappy games! I just need to say this, because it makes me mad that people keep buying retard games and just because people (like you! ya, you!) keep buying them, they keep making them!

Halo - Fun multiplayer for about a week, then it's shit.

Gears of War - Fun story/co-op for about 2 weeks, then it's shit.

Oblivion - GARBAGE compared to the rest of the series. With the next one (#5) they'll probably make it even shittier, because everyone bought it without doing any research, and then it won GOTY (I think, some award like that..) just because of sales, so Bethesda thought they did a good job with it. IT IS SHIT.

ANY MOVIE GAME EVER MADE - WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE BUY THESE?! THEY WILL KEEP MAKING THEM IF PEOPLE BUY THEM! DAMMIT!

And yes, I am a retard for buying Oblivion and Gears of War, I am not debating that.
No I've never bought a movie game, I have played tons of them, and they suck balls.
I've played Halo at my friends ALOT, it isn't as good as people say. It is shit.

Stop bitching.

[ríomhaire]

I really liked Halo, both the singleplayer and the mulitplayer..

[sinkoman]

I really liked Halo, both the singleplayer and the mulitplayer..

I played most of the story at somebody elses house, and must say I really enjoyed the combat.

Storyline and mapping not so much, but the shooting portions were HELLA fun.

[ríomhaire]

True, level design doesn't seem to be one of Bungie's strongest suits but I really love Assault the Control Room and Two Betrays (que someone jumping in and shouting "OMG THEY'RE TEH SAME LEVEL LOLZ!")

[Ren.182]

Hmm, all just your opinions like everyone has said.

I myself enjoyed Oblivion. No, I didn't play any of the previous games. So what if it wasn't as good as them. I enjoyed it!

Halo 1 was great when I first got it. Played the PC version online a lot.
Halo 2 sucked.

It all comes down to what games you like etc. no need to flame those that do like them :)

[AHA-Lambda]

I love halo but I admit the MP is overrated and my friends always play it and so it annoys the **** out of me.

[bam23]

I like those games.

STUHFO!O!!1

[Dalamari]

The fact that you slated GOW says it all :|

Gears of War is the most overrated game to ever come out, it's got to be the most bland shooter besides Halo to ever be on a console

[Cole]

Dalamari, Gears of War is awesome on Live. Just awesome. That's why it's popular.

[Warbie]

Awesome doesn't do the game justice - get 8 friends together and it's AMAZING :)

For what it's worth, I still enjoy single player on the harder settings and play co-op with friends every now and then. GoW is the most complete package in a long while.

[Darkangel]

I found gears of war really bland and boring after beating it once and I can't stand the multiplayer in it.

It's pretty good the first time though and coop is ok

[Cole]

I found gears of war really bland and boring after beating it once and I can't stand the multiplayer in it.
How do you not like the multiplayer in it? Is that possible?

[TollBooth Willie]

Could be. I found chopping people to big meaty chunks online to be pretty fun. Still do actually.

[Evo]

I find slicing bananas in half fun...in real life! :D

[TollBooth Willie]

You......You MONSTER! I like flushing them down toilets.

If you want to play a shitty game play Jaws Unleashed or any hunting 'simulation'. Or something. Meh f*ck.

[Cole]

You wanna know a shitty game?
It's called Real Life. Hell, I have yet to find someone who can beat it. There's no ending! You always die! Not even a save/load button! Although there is porn...and lots of it...

[Direwolf]

Its too bad that GOW's online options for getting together with friends and coordinating stuff isn't as good as it could be, but the multiplayer combat in that game really is what makes it enjoyable, especially cooperatively.

Oh, and its good for being a cheeky SOB when you want to show off something to your friends and family members because its damn pretty.

[MiccyNarc]

I agree that halo is complete shit, I used to play it at my cousin's house... I kept on playing thinking to myself "if I play a little longer it will become fun"

[Bad^Hat]

Woo! Mentioning Halo in a thread. LOL.

[CyberPitz]

I personally dislike Halo alot. Sure it's THE best FPS on console currently, but damn..that doesn't make it good. That's like saying dog shit is the best tasting of all the animal shits....does it make it good, though? No.

[Warbie]

I personally dislike Halo alot. Sure it's THE best FPS on console currently, but damn..that doesn't make it good. That's like saying dog shit is the best tasting of all the animal shits....does it make it good, though? No.

:thumbs:

[Bad^Hat]

That's a pretty smelly comparison tbh.

[ríomhaire]

THE best FPS on console
Half-Life 2, Half-Life 1, Red Faction.

[Warbie]

Half-Life 2, Half-Life 1, Red Faction.

Blimey - out of all the decent console fps you could have picked. Red Faction?!

[Samon]

I rather agree with Warbie. There's so many console shooters that trounce Red Faction.

[Evo]

I liked Red Faction for the GeoMod stuff :dork:

[Krynn72]

GeoMod > *

I had sooooo much fun with that game because of the destructible environments.

[tehsolace]

Halo was real cool... but jesus christ the gameplay was SOOO repetitive. How many times can a solider be temporarily enclosed in a room/tight space and be bombarded with a group of enemies one by one over and over again? There was almost no story-line involved and no thinking required.

[Jintor]

No, there was a storyline. But it was, like you said, a non-thinking storyline.

It was for people who just want to sit down and mindlessly kill things that flash neon colours.

[NightBlade]

the reason the GOW was so good and still is, is because it did everything good really solidly.

[Headcrab Pie]

How exactly is Oblivion crap? Its my 2nd favorite game. 1st is the Half lifes.

[DEATH eVADER]

I've played Halo at my friends ALOT, it isn't as good as people say. It is shit.

The only decent thing about Halo is the story. Interactivity, Vehicular Control, Multiplayer, Repetitive Level Design, Master Chiefs Stupid voice, are all crap.

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

I don't really see why everyone has made a whipping boy out of Halo. . . and Halo2 for that matter. Really i thought they were both pretty good offline and on. . .

I think what bother's ppl about it is the speed of the game is alot lower than that of Half-life or UT games. it didn't really bother me tho.
The way vehicles were incorportated was really awsome i thought. In Half Life2 it was like "okay, here's a driving section." where as in Halo (at least imo) i felt that it was stremlined together a bit. That and co-op is a blast. yes, there's some gay weapons in it (tickle gun anyone?), but other than that i can't find anything horribly wrong with it : /

[Jintor]

I don't really see why everyone has made a whipping boy out of Halo. . . and Halo2 for that matter. Really i thought they were both pretty good offline and on. . .

I think what bother's ppl about it is the speed of the game is alot lower than that of Half-life or UT games. it didn't really bother me tho.
The way vehicles were incorportated was really awsome i thought. In Half Life2 it was like "okay, here's a driving section." where as in Halo (at least imo) i felt that it was stremlined together a bit. That and co-op is a blast. yes, there's some gay weapons in it (tickle gun anyone?), but other than that i can't find anything horribly wrong with it : /

It's the gaming equivilant of 300, but less gory and awesome.

It's still pretty good though.

[mastag]

I like Halo.



*forum flogs mastag to death.*

[Samon]

The only decent thing about Halo is the story. Interactivity, Vehicular Control, Multiplayer, Repetitive Level Design, Master Chiefs Stupid voice, are all crap.

k so I'm no Halo fan and I agree with all points but like, the Warthog controls perfectly..

[Jintor]

It's a bit floaty tbh. All the vehicles are, even on maps supposedly on Earth.

[ktimekiller]

Painkiller was stupid as hell. It was a unreal tourny wanna be, with crap story and dialog. Noone plays online also.

[Que-Ever]

...I stand by my previous statement.

[Samon]

It's a bit floaty tbh. All the vehicles are, even on maps supposedly on Earth.

I'm talking about Halo 1....Halo 2 controls blew.

[Jintor]

Oh. Halo 1 is a distant memory for me.

I do remember floaty warthogs though.

/EDIT Sorry, Pumas.

[AmishSlayer]

Wow, who would've thought there'd EVER be Halo hating. This is real original. It's practically a weekly tradition here :|

You all find a thread that could possibly be used to bash Halo and grab torches and pitchforks, gather 'round the Lounge going, "RABBLE RABBLE HALO SUCKS RABBLE RABBLE!"

Let's try something new or remotely original :|

[Samon]

Since when was the translation of praise a compliment? Perhaps if you'd read properly it said "Halo 1 vehicle controls perfectly."

[Jintor]

Wow, who would've thought there'd EVER be Halo hating. This is real original. It's practically a weekly tradition here :|

You all find a thread that could possibly be used to bash Halo and grab torches and pitchforks, gather 'round the Lounge going, "RABBLE RABBLE HALO SUCKS RABBLE RABBLE!"

Let's try something new or remotely original :|

Hey, I don't hate it. It's just far from perfect, that's all.

[Steven]

dog shit is the best tasting of all the animal shits

D:

[Dalamari]

I personally think dog shit is the best tasting of all the animal shits.

Wrong, rabbit shit, it's like little Dippin' Dots

[Hypnosos]

Sonic The Hedgehog for the 360 and PS3 redefined what "crappy" is really all about.

Didn't play Halo all that much, cause I got so tired of everything about it I didn't even make it through the main storyline and didn't even try the multiplayer... that put me off Halo for a long time... maybe forever.

[CptStern]

Wow, who would've thought there'd EVER be Halo hating. This is real original. It's practically a weekly tradition here :|

You all find a thread that could possibly be used to bash Halo and grab torches and pitchforks, gather 'round the Lounge going, "RABBLE RABBLE HALO SUCKS RABBLE RABBLE!"

Let's try something new or remotely original :|


while I dont think Halo is neccessarily a crappy game however I never finished Halo 2 because I was bored out of my mind by mid way

crappy games:

Medal of Honor: Frontlines ..god what a crappy sequel
Rainbow6 lockdown/all other expansions since raven shield ...I swear it was slapped together in a single weekend, it's that bad
Judge Dread, PSone ..holy crap one of the crappiest licensed games I've ever played
Fight Club, xbox ...what a boring button mashing game ..my friend and I were bored by the first 30 mins
Breed: halo ripoff without the polish and tons and tons of bugs
Boiling Point: the best crappy game ever ..a real gem covered by lots of turd

[Samon]

Pariah is a crappy game. Needs a mention.

[Warbie]

I agree about MoH - the entire series is a generic pile of poo. Sonic on the DS also deserves a mention. How could Sega take a 2d Sonic game and come up with something so different and inferior to the original?

[Xendance]

I agree mostly.

I disagree voilently. I hated Harry Potter.

[Warbie]

Unreal 2. Unreal still remains one of the most breathtaking moments in pc gaming to me. Stepping off the ship into the world for the first time was staggering. The sequel ... oh dear :/

[Doppelgofer]

unreal 2 was a shitter of a dissapointment

altered beast for the mega drive was the equivalent to getting your grandads ashes, adding them to your favourite yoghurt and eating it all naked in front of a thousand people

chaser was as entertaining as pinging dog shit off a bridge with a spoon

mortal kombat 4 was like ripping off your right arm and replacing it with salary. ha salary arm cry the neighbours kids in your direction

midtown madness 2....erm....

resident evil code veronica x on the ps2 was like having mash potato but when you look down at your plate expecting mash potato, you get a small albino child kicking the shit out of a ferrett

quake 4 was like going back in time a decade and making a fry up, storing it in a place noone would EVER find it, going forward in time to the present, finding it where you hid the bastard and taking one bite of the maggot infested sausage and vomitting for several hours onto a leather setee complete with your entire family

splinter cell double agent on pc ran like an elephants cock on standby

theres an endless list of shit games out there. i'll add more once i can be assed to remember them

[Doppelgofer]

...oh and halo was purely like tom arnold

a washed up no good failure worthy of execution

[Samon]

Quake 4 was horrible. Really, really horrible.

[Atomic_Piggy]

Oblivion (and shivering isles, I mean what kind of shit was that ending, I'm not evne that big of a lore buff and I know thats crap) , gears of war, lost planet, halo 2, quake 4, runescape, saints row, and the list goes on.

[Warbie]

GoW and Saint's Row? You my friend have no taste!

I can understand someone not being blown away by these, but naming in the 'crappy games' thread is a little silly.

[Atomic_Piggy]

GoW and Saint's Row? You my friend have no taste!

I can understand someone not being blown away by these, but naming in the 'crappy games' thread is a little silly.

Well, Saints row because I found its story too genaric, and the locations way to bland, plus the music was all bleah. And don't get me wrong, Gears is fun, the chainsawing is so awesome, but it gets repatitive, I don't have xbox live gold, and I can't be bothered to try and finish on Insane. I'm not a hardcore gamer.

[Warbie]

That's a little like criticising CS because it's crap playing offline with bots.

I see what you mean about Saint's Row - there certainly could have been improvements - but I still think it bettered GTA in many areas.

[Mikael Grizzly]

Oblivion was already posted.

I'll say that... S.T.A.L.K.E.R.:Shadow of Chernobyl is a crappy game, but only when compared to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Oblivion Lost, the game we've been promised.

Other than that, I'm getting my Collector's Edition (you know, rusty metal box, Zone map, guide to the game etc.) on Friday or this Monday.

[Doppelgofer]

Other than that, I'm getting my Collector's Edition (you know, rusty metal box, Zone map, guide to the game etc.) on Friday or this Monday.

well i'd say thats fine example of you being a winner

[Wanted Bob]

Wha? How so many of you dislike Oblivion is beyond me, but I guess it is a matter of opinion. I will say though, that Oblivon is definately better than the other Elder Scrolls games. Seriously, Morrowind had absolutely NO motivation to complete the main quest, the ending sucked and it was buggy (it wasnt a bad game, mind you I still loved it). Oblivion fixed most of these problems and improved on an already stellar gameplay formula.

Oh, and Quake 4 was horrible, it was so boring. Prey was okay, but there were better FPS games (HL2, GoW...).

One last thing, if you are not a fan of Elder Scrolls lore, then the CE of Oblivion is a waste of money. Otherwise, the lore book, septim coin, behind-the-scenes DVD and map are worth the extra money IMO.

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

unreal 2 was a shitter of a dissapointment

altered beast for the mega drive was the equivalent to getting your grandads ashes, adding them to your favourite yoghurt and eating it all naked in front of a thousand people

chaser was as entertaining as pinging dog shit off a bridge with a spoon

mortal kombat 4 was like ripping off your right arm and replacing it with salary. ha salary arm cry the neighbours kids in your direction

midtown madness 2....erm....

resident evil code veronica x on the ps2 was like having mash potato but when you look down at your plate expecting mash potato, you get a small albino child kicking the shit out of a ferrett

quake 4 was like going back in time a decade and making a fry up, storing it in a place noone would EVER find it, going forward in time to the present, finding it where you hid the bastard and taking one bite of the maggot infested sausage and vomitting for several hours onto a leather setee complete with your entire family

splinter cell double agent on pc ran like an elephants cock on standby

theres an endless list of shit games out there. i'll add more once i can be assed to remember them
HAHAHAHAHA

i want to read more of your most hated just because it's hilarious

oh, and thread starter, i have a new thread for you.

Why are people convinced that their oppinion = truth?


and about the Halo Warthog, it's supposed to be floaty. . it's a hispeed jeep with an insanely high center of gravity. That and it makes it a challenge to drive.

[TollBooth Willie]

But it's a huge ****ing assault vehicle, a CAR, though I did enjoy ramping and power sliding off of hills the first time I hopped into one. :p

I wanna say World of Warcraft. My cousin bought it, I played it, I didn't like it, he exclaims "WTF is wrong with you this is the best game ever made whatever just go away you're not a true gamer.". I don't see the appeal, but if people enjoy it, whatever. Glad they are happy. He said the same thing about Oblivion. Wish me luck in beating it guys, I'm not a true gamer unless I complete every last quest in the game.

And Dopplegofer post more of your crappy games. That entire post was a whaling boat full of lol.

[Jintor]

Wha? How so many of you dislike Oblivion is beyond me, but I guess it is a matter of opinion. I will say though, that Oblivon is definately better than the other Elder Scrolls games. Seriously, Morrowind had absolutely NO motivation to complete the main quest, the ending sucked and it was buggy (it wasnt a bad game, mind you I still loved it). Oblivion fixed most of these problems and improved on an already stellar gameplay formula.

One last thing, if you are not a fan of Elder Scrolls lore, then the CE of Oblivion is a waste of money. Otherwise, the lore book, septim coin, behind-the-scenes DVD and map are worth the extra money IMO.

It's because it feels... fake? They all do, but Oblivion moreso. I mean, there's just something really, really... wrong about Oblivion. I can't quite place it, but I know it's there - the whole damn place feels phony.

/EDIT And there's no way that a friggin' jeep should handle like a hovercraft made of paper.

[Kyorisu]

It's because it feels... fake? They all do, but Oblivion moreso. I mean, there's just something really, really... wrong about Oblivion. I can't quite place it, but I know it's there - the whole damn place feels phony.

Figured that had something to do with the Fantasy environment and 50 people living in huge arse cities.

[venturon]

It's a completely broken game without mods. I played Morrowind without mods from the day of its release to the day Oblivion came out, but there's no chance in hell I'd even touch Oblivion without OOO and the AF level mod (at the bare minimum).

Halo 2 blew absolute arse (even in co-op! WTF?).

Monkey Island 2 sucked compared to the first one. The first game had some great lines in it and the puzzles actually made sense and had (somewhat) logical solutions. The second game throws logic out the window and places a horde of obtuse pixel-hunt puzzles in its stead. It was still funny, but that just wasn't enough for me.

Red Alert 2. Boring as hell. Pass the Tib Sun. Oh yeah.

[Atomic_Piggy]

Wha? How so many of you dislike Oblivion is beyond me, but I guess it is a matter of opinion. I will say though, that Oblivon is definately better than the other Elder Scrolls games. Seriously, Morrowind had absolutely NO motivation to complete the main quest, the ending sucked and it was buggy (it wasnt a bad game, mind you I still loved it). Oblivion fixed most of these problems and improved on an already stellar gameplay formula.

Funny, I'v been playing Morrowind since it first came out, no bugs. Funny, the first time I brought Oblivion it crashed in five minutes. There are bugs so important characters die, preventing you from continueing, hell, Bethesda don't do anything about it. They fix a few bugs and make loads more. The quests weren't imaginitive in any way, they just as well have been called "generic RPG quest 1" or summat.
Not only that, the leveling system is shit. Theres no challenge in it, and you can't become an uber god bieng like you could in Morrowind, AND you have to do the guilds your characterssupposed to do last in order ot get the best stuff. Aside from this, the cities and set pieces are dull, the main story is bollcks, it all feels so artifical, the people who thought "hey lets only have 5 voice actors" should be shot, the downloads are shit and overpriced and the expansion was terrible.

[Kyorisu]

and the expansion was terrible.

Hey Sheograth is awesome. Okay maybe that's the only good point.

Quests? Morrowind's didn't excite me that much either.
Leveling? Completely stupid use a balancing mod I use Francesco's. OOO causes too many problems. Also use AF along side.
Cities? ****ing HUGE for the amount of people.
Voice Actors? WHy does an NPC magically change voice for certain dialog options?

[Atomic_Piggy]

Hey Sheograth is awesome. Okay maybe that's the only good point.

Quests? Morrowind's didn't excite me that much either.
Leveling? Completely stupid use a balancing mod I use Francesco's. OOO causes too many problems. Also use AF along side.
Cities? ****ing HUGE for the amount of people.
Voice Actors? WHy does an NPC magically change voice for certain dialog options?

2 things

A) I have the 360 version...no mods :(

B) I shoulnd't have to use mods to fix a key mechanic like that.

Morrowind wasn't for everybody, but I enjoyed it. The quests in Morrowind had rewards that meant something though because in Oblivion you might get a helmet of plus 2 strength! But if you were one more level it would be plus 3, making what you've done a complete waste of time.
Imperial city is supposed to be a capital, it had about 50 people in, while we have been directly told before it has a population of thoasands.

Plus, as I said, the whole thing is dull and isn't immersive nayway...though this isn't helped by the fact that hills are blurry shits till you get near them. If you enjoyed yours, good, I'm glad you liked it, but I personally thought it was terrible.


EDIT: And with Shivering Isles WTF? Spoilers if you havne't finished it don't read:










since when can a mortal become a Daedric god, the only time a new deadric god can be created is if a divine is transformed (like Trinimac turned into Malacath) but a mortal? WTF? Plus, what if you do that then do the Sheogorath shrine quest? Worship yourself?

[Kyorisu]

Plus, as I said, the whole thing is dull and isn't immersive nayway...though this isn't helped by the fact that hills are blurry shits till you get near them. If you enjoyed yours, good, I'm glad you liked it, but I personally thought it was terrible.

Hey I agree with you there and being a PC user I can fix many of the things that irk me about the game. I still enjoy the game for what it is and it's a nice way to pass the time some days. Although I try not to let some games get to me the way they do to others.

The whole leveled loot and quest rewards for instance. I've got a mod to fix all that as I thought the idea was garbage. Hell the idea of a leveled RPG is just stupid to begin with. Bethseda being the goons are bound to stuff up again though.

[Doppelgofer]

irk

now THERE is a word i love

its the perfect word to describe something you loathe

[Jintor]

Red Alert 2. Boring as hell. Pass the Tib Sun. Oh yeah.

Wtf. Red Alert 2 was the very definition of a cheesy B-grade movie converted into a video game and stuffed full of... cheesy B-grade movies.

Didn't like Yuri's Revenge though.

[Stingey]

Why do people keep buying crappy games! I just need to say this, because it makes me mad that people keep buying retard games and just because people (like you! ya, you!) keep buying them, they keep making them!

Halo - Fun multiplayer for about a week, then it's shit.

Gears of War - Fun story/co-op for about 2 weeks, then it's shit.

Oblivion - GARBAGE compared to the rest of the series. With the next one (#5) they'll probably make it even shittier, because everyone bought it without doing any research, and then it won GOTY (I think, some award like that..) just because of sales, so Bethesda thought they did a good job with it. IT IS SHIT.

ANY MOVIE GAME EVER MADE - WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE BUY THESE?! THEY WILL KEEP MAKING THEM IF PEOPLE BUY THEM! DAMMIT!

And yes, I am a retard for buying Oblivion and Gears of War, I am not debating that.
No I've never bought a movie game, I have played tons of them, and they suck balls.
I've played Halo at my friends ALOT, it isn't as good as people say. It is shit.

It's not a crap game just because you dont enjoy it, now STALKER, theres a crap game.

[Lucid]

Quake 4 really isn't as bad as everyone's making it out to be.
It's a great run-of-the-mill actioner with nice graphics.

Now Boiling Point : Road to Hell? That's the epitome of shitty games.

[Kyorisu]

It's not a crap game just because you dont enjoy it, now STALKER, theres a crap game.

This here shows differing opinions. Stalker is great for what it is. Not your average run and gun.

[Samon]

Quake 4 really isn't as bad as everyone's making it out to be.
It's a great run-of-the-mill actioner with nice graphics.

How? Seriously? The games a steaming pile of utter wank.

[Warbie]

I didn't mind Q4 that much - probably as my expectations were minimal to start with. Run about, shoot things, look at the perty gfx. Standard stuff. There have obviously been far better games, but there have also been far, far worse.

[Atomic_Piggy]

The only good part of it was where your legs got cut off. Apart from that it was bollocks.

[X-FacToR]

Agreed, gow is shit along with halo and every movie game ever made, quake 4 was a JOKE.

[mastag]

People who say every game based on a movie sucks probably hasn't played Chronicles of Riddick: escape from butcher bay. I loved it, and the PC version did the commentary thing better than Valve did on episode 1 and lost coast IMHO.

[Sebastian]

People who say every game based on a movie sucks probably hasn't played Chronicles of Riddick: escape from butcher bay. I loved it, and the PC version did the commentary thing better than Valve did on episode 1 and lost coast IMHO.

This is the rare exception, and a very fine one. Riddick was one of my favorite games of all time. It really felt like you were a person rather than some superhuman Gordan Freeman or Master Chief.

[Shakermaker]

Now Boiling Point : Road to Hell? That's the epitome of shitty games.

Agreed. There was so much wrong with that game.

[Samon]

Riddick was a very fun game. Trouble is the dialogue was so ear-bleedingly horrible that I was slamming at my keyboard like a retard in want of getting rid of it. It's so stilted and force it isn't even funny. That said I really enjoyed the game...especially the hand to hand combat. I don't see why it should be mentioned in crappy games at all.

[Evo]

Red Alert 2. Boring as hell. Pass the Tib Sun. Oh yeah.

Get the f'ck out!

RA2 boring?

What!

As someone said, cheesy B-movie stylings, fast paced, utterly fun to play :D

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Seriously, RA2 is a great game (imo) and does not deserve to be on any crap games list.

Ever

[mastag]

Riddick was a very fun game. Trouble is the dialogue was so ear-bleedingly horrible that I was slamming at my keyboard like a retard in want of getting rid of it. It's so stilted and force it isn't even funny. That said I really enjoyed the game...especially the hand to hand combat. I don't see why it should be mentioned in crappy games at all.

I thought the voice acting was great. I didn't think the dialogue was bad at all. To each his own i guess...

[Lucid]

How? Seriously? The games a steaming pile of utter wank.

It's Quake, what were you expecting?

A deep storyline with highly interactive environments and top-notch voice work?

It did its job imo, it delivered nonstop action while throwing pretty effects at us.
I got it having the expectation of a mindless action game, nothing more.

The multiplayer, however, was atrocious.

[Samon]

I don't expect developers to release run of the mill shooters with zero progress in terms of gameplay development simply so people can 'have nonstop action'. What a silly concept. There's no reason Quake can't be up there with some of the top shooters; the only thing holding them back is a brain-dead design philosophy that fell flat on its face when they release Doom 3.

[L3adCannon]

The shittiest games are Day of Defeat, Counter-Strike, vBF2 (mods rock though), Pariah or whatever the f*ck it is called, all Rainbow Six games except Raven Shield and the very first one in the series, Splinter Cell and SC: PT, Quake 4, Doom 3, Far Cry.
Boiling Point: Road to Hell, that game takes the cake at being the crappiest game ever.

My 2 cents

[Pulse]

Neocron; very fun cyberpunk MMORPG at first, until the company behind it completely nerfed it to buggery and drove 3/4 of its player base away. Craptacular graphics, but the atmosphere and gameplay made up for it greatly in its prime.

Chase The Express; mother ****in' terrorists on a train! Fun for a while, then became extremely repetitive, with the plot deteriorating to something Daikantana could've pulled off better.

GTA2; absolute tripe.

[Atomic_Piggy]

That reminds me: GTA London. Bollocks.

[Remus]

The shittiest games are Day of Defeat, Counter-Strike, vBF2 (mods rock though), Pariah or whatever the f*ck it is called, all Rainbow Six games except Raven Shield and the very first one in the series, Splinter Cell and SC: PT, Quake 4, Doom 3, Far Cry.
Boiling Point: Road to Hell, that game takes the cake at being the crappiest game ever.

My 2 cents

:| ..... I will kill you in your sleep!!:flame:

[StardogChampion]

The shittiest games are Day of Defeat, Counter-Strike, Pariah or whatever the f*ck it is called, all Rainbow Six games except Raven Shield and the very first one in the series, SC: PT + SC: DA, Far Cry.
Boiling Point: Road to Hell, that game takes the cake at being the crappiest game ever.
Agreed with those above.

GTA2 was a good game for it's time.

[Lucid]

The shittiest games are Day of Defeat, Counter-Strike, vBF2 (mods rock though), Pariah or whatever the f*ck it is called, all Rainbow Six games except Raven Shield and the very first one in the series, Splinter Cell and SC: PT, Quake 4, Doom 3, Far Cry.
Boiling Point: Road to Hell, that game takes the cake at being the crappiest game ever.

My 2 cents

Day of Defeat? Counter-Strike? Rainbow Six Rogue Spear and Vegas? Far Cry? Splinter Cell?!

Good God, man.

[ktimekiller]

l3adcannon doesnt like any good games it seems

[StardogChampion]

He just has better taste than the casuals.

[Gray Fox]

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[Wanted Bob]

Yeah, whats the deal with not liking Double Agent. Hating the PC version is understandable due to the numerous bugs and high requirments, but the 360 version rocked. Awesome story, good graphics, and almost no bugs.

[StardogChampion]

I meant the PC version. The Shanghai team are useless and way less talented than the Montreal team.

[Samon]

Far Cry did kinda blow.

[Lucid]

Far Cry did kinda blow.

Not a terrible game though, it was a fun romp through... up until the motherbitch Trigens.

[Samon]

20+ plus, repetitive yawn inducing levels; atrocious dialogue/story characters; countless variants of the same weapon and shoot, rinse repeat gameplay. Perhaps not a terrible game, but certainly down there in 'decidedly average'. There was some fun to be had though.

[Dalamari]

Far Cry was fun up until the mutants, then it became a chore

As for crappy games, Test Drive: Unlimited

[StardogChampion]

Need For Speed - ALL versions. The absolute shittest driving series ever made. Made by idiots, for idiots. This series has sucked ever since NFS2 I played in 1998 or something.

[Kyorisu]

And yet people expect Crysis to be 100% amazing.

[Bob_Marley]

And yet people expect Crysis to be 100% amazing.

I thought we were all expecting a mindblowingly awesome graphics content with hollow, repetitive and unimaginative gameplay and storyline? Did I miss something?

[Jintor]

Everyone but that crazy guy in the Mass Effect thread.

[Kyorisu]

I thought we were all expecting a mindblowingly awesome graphics content with hollow, repetitive and unimaginative gameplay and storyline? Did I miss something?

No that about sums it up.

[Beerdude26]

Far Cry was fun up until the mutants, then it became a choreYeah I absolutely loved outflanking mercenaries and kicking their asses, but the one-hit kill trigens really pissed me off.

[Bad^Hat]

Could a mod kindly please rename this thread to "Games I don't like but everybody else seems to but I'm right anyway so there - Vol. 12, now with extra rant"?

Or maybe just "Halo". Infact, rename every thread to Halo. And then just rename General Games Chat to Halo Discussion and there'll be no more derailment again, ever. Sorted.

[Warbie]

Far Cry was fun up until the mutants, then it became a chore

Totally. Some moments in FarCry rank up there with the best i've experienced in any fps. Some i've blocked out due to being awful. A game of high highs and very low lows.