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CptStern
29-01-2007, 06:16 PM
this guy is the ultimate loser:



World of Warcraft is in the seat of blame again - this time on the Tyra Banks Show, where a concerned wife has been telling tales of woe about her addicted husband.

Two particularly bad examples of his 'dependency' were delaying his birthday dinner to get "just five more minutes," and leaving his wife in labour whilst he got a quick fix.


"Also, when I was in labour with my daughter it took a while," the wife told a concerned Tyra Banks. "So he went home to take a shower and he ended up getting on the computer and playing for about three hours, and then came back to the hospital before I gave birth."

Mister husband claimed that he didn't want to get too emotionally attached to his daughter in case Sudden Infantile Death Syndrome (SIDS) struck.


what an idiot! the best thing she could do is leave him right this instant ..for the good of their daughter ....dead beat dads need to be beat dead

here's the videos from the Tyra banks show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ru5imBot6g&eurl=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ48K3XjnVA




WoW loser #2

..I dont have a link for this one but it was mentioned on the pcgamer podcast for the last few weeks or so


the gist of it: guy gets his wife interested in playing WoW, they join guild ..she runs off with guy from guild, he doesnt touch WoW for a year

/me makes L shape with fingers and puts to forehead


loser



this guy in comparison is the coolest person ever!!! (http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/002/024.htm)

ok maybe not

neptuneuk
29-01-2007, 06:45 PM
Thanks for the weekly update stern :)

clarky003
29-01-2007, 06:50 PM
Oh Tyra teach me some tough love :laugh: wtf why would you immediately think to goto Tyra Banks about something like this? lol

Jerry Springer is the obvious choice.

Shakermaker
29-01-2007, 06:54 PM
They eventually shred the game CD's. Which is useless because you can play WoW without them. They should have deleted his characters ...

TenaciousPLo
29-01-2007, 07:08 PM
"Mister husband claimed that he didn't want to get too emotionally attached to his daughter in case Sudden Infantile Death Syndrome (SIDS) struck."

Hmmm.. that may look awful, but its understandable. Some people are just fragile, and you must already know this, stern. There have been worse things done in life, though.

CptStern
29-01-2007, 07:32 PM
yes I do realise this however not wanting to show your new born affection because it may die of SIDS is idiotic not too mention selfish, cowardly and detrimental to the well being of his daughter ..as a father I can attest to the fear SIDS brings but if anything you want to be more involved because of it, not less ..no he was just being selfish and used that as an excuse

Samon
29-01-2007, 07:34 PM
Haha...losers.

AHA-Lambda
29-01-2007, 07:47 PM
That is almost impossible to believe but seeing as it's WoW.

joule
29-01-2007, 07:56 PM
They eventually shred the game CD's. Which is useless because you can play WoW without them. They should have deleted his characters ...

That's what I was thinking. Oh well, best of luck to them and their relationship.

CyberPitz
29-01-2007, 08:04 PM
Muwahahha, I don't mind them on WoW all the time. They stay out of my way!

Pauly
29-01-2007, 08:24 PM
lol, "Other people do stuff with REAL human beings, not with just a computer" It's online lol.

but yeah it was a good video.

Deadline
29-01-2007, 08:25 PM
She has obviously not played WoW.

Seriously though... thats pathetic!

Pauly
29-01-2007, 08:31 PM
Rofl, They shred the CD's OH NO!!!! They shredded the CD's!! how is he going to play again!!?!?

For wow noobs -> you dont need the CD to play the game at all.

CyberPitz
29-01-2007, 08:32 PM
The comments are funniest on the page, it's WoW players bashing each other..

jhiller87 (38 minutes ago)
For the HORDE! What a tool def an Alliance member - Yes, because if he was playing a horde character, he wouldn't be such a "tool"

Vladdyboy (33 minutes ago)
Yeah, because the Horde kicks ass 24/7 not like you nooby alliance players.

Kolyatron (8 minutes ago)
Go Kael'thas! This guy is from our server, Alliance side. <3 You can tell from the guild tags.

<RJMC>
29-01-2007, 08:55 PM
wth is tyra banks making that kind of show,she is a dumb whore

tyra banks:"oh yeah I care for the people"
just like she cares for the girls in the top model american show

this guy in comparison is the coolest person ever!!!

ok maybe not

lol thats kind of cool

CptStern
29-01-2007, 08:57 PM
oh come on RJMC Tyra cares about the little people (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/22/campbell_assistant_interview/)

<RJMC>
29-01-2007, 09:48 PM
oh come on RJMC Tyra cares about the little people (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/22/campbell_assistant_interview/)

tyra answer:"yeah that bitch is dangerous,and she got a glock!"

CptStern
29-01-2007, 09:54 PM
"ya so I had to defend myself by ramming my blackberry into the bitch's face"

Icarusintel
29-01-2007, 10:02 PM
I stand behind my opinion that Tyra's a dumb bitch, that Doctor fellow is a moron, and if the wife had taken it upon herself to lose a few pounds and give the guy head while he played that everything would have been alright.


But no, instead we get more drivel on TV. Obviously the guy's gonna be a deadbeat dad, she should've just dumped him and gotten him to pay child support.

Krynn72
29-01-2007, 10:17 PM
....dead beat dads need to be beat dead

Was I the only one who found that difficult to read?

MiccyNarc
29-01-2007, 11:04 PM
If one more comment is made about the woman's weight, I'm going to start cracking puppy skulls.

It's incredibly hard for a woman to lose weight after she's had a baby, and it disgusts me that that would even enter the conversation.

The guy is a moron, and that was the biggest waste of the Staples Mailmate shredder I've ever seen.

Icarusintel
29-01-2007, 11:07 PM
If one more comment is made about the woman's weight, I'm going to start cracking puppy skulls.

It's incredibly hard for a woman to lose weight after she's had a baby, and it disgusts me that that would even enter the conversation.
We definitely need the sarcasm tags back.


Since it wasn;t obvious, I was being completely sarcastic. Well, except for the fact that Tyra's a dumb bitch. That part's true.

Seppo
29-01-2007, 11:50 PM
Vladdyboy (33 minutes ago)
Yeah, because the Horde kicks ass 24/7 not like you nooby alliance players.



owned

highlander
29-01-2007, 11:59 PM
What WoW Can do :O

Baal
30-01-2007, 12:07 AM
If one more comment is made about the woman's weight, I'm going to start cracking puppy skulls.

It's incredibly hard for a woman to lose weight after she's had a baby, and it disgusts me that that would even enter the conversation.

The guy is a moron, and that was the biggest waste of the Staples Mailmate shredder I've ever seen.

Yea the whole weight thing was kinda overblown on the YouTube comments. My first thought was the "just having a baby" thing too.

Not that she was incredibly big to begin with.

Absinthe
30-01-2007, 12:29 AM
fatty lawl

Ennui
30-01-2007, 12:45 AM
That kind of shit - any non-physical dependence, that is, or even physical ones, because they start off this way - is entirely the fault of the person for not being responsible for themselves, not the fault of World of Warcraft.

Neutrino
30-01-2007, 12:49 AM
Not trying to defend the guy's actions, but to be fair he may have some sort of associated mental illness. That doesn't excuse what he did, but there is often more going on behind the scenes than meets the eye.

A person in a healthy state of mind doesn't ruin their life over a video game.

Baal
30-01-2007, 01:50 AM
Not trying to defend the guy's actions, but to be fair he may have some sort of associated mental illness. That doesn't excuse what he did, but there is often more going on behind the scenes than meets the eye.

A person in a healthy state of mind doesn't ruin their life over a video game.

Define ruin, because I'm sure a lot of people on here have played video games more than they should have in the past which could jeopardize their futures.

This obviously takes it to an entirely new level, though.

CptStern
30-01-2007, 01:54 AM
Was I the only one who found that difficult to read?

it's from the simpsons ..a newspaper headline in the springfield shopper

Asuka
30-01-2007, 01:58 AM
Lol

Baal
30-01-2007, 02:02 AM
it's from the simpsons ..a newspaper headline in the springfield shopper

I thought the quote was:

"dead beat dad beat dead"

"Headlines in "Springfield Shopper:" Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead" -- DHR2000

Source (http://animatedtv.about.com/od/lists/a/signs.htm)

CptStern
30-01-2007, 02:04 AM
I thought the quote was:

"dead beat dad beat dead"

yes it was however in order to use it in a sentence I had to change it from past to present tense

Baal
30-01-2007, 02:07 AM
o I see

Anyways I managed to find the thing in question, I had the episode on my computer:

http://users.eastlink.ca/~mullinsg/foundit.JPG

So great :D

CptStern
30-01-2007, 02:09 AM
ah I was looking for that screen

Baal
30-01-2007, 02:12 AM
Yea I took it myself.

<3 Power DvD

I was gonna cut out the entire scene but I figured the screen would do.

CyberPitz
30-01-2007, 02:57 AM
Deadbeat dad beat ALIVE!!!!11!11``123

Neutrino
30-01-2007, 03:01 AM
Define ruin, because I'm sure a lot of people on here have played video games more than they should have in the past which could jeopardize their futures.

This obviously takes it to an entirely new level, though.

By "ruin" I merely meant to affect their life in a seriously detrimental way. For example, if a person is missing job interviews or not eating healthy because of a video game than it's most likely that there is a larger problem in thier life that is the cause of it.

mortiz
30-01-2007, 08:26 PM
I got SIDS when I was younger, it isn't pleasent let me tell you.