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Tyguy
12-01-2007, 12:29 AM
One of the greatest shows on tv, and one of the greatest actors....well, maybe not the greatest actor, but damn he looks bad ass in sunglasses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
Baal
12-01-2007, 01:28 AM
hahahha I don't know whether to take this seriously or not.

"So this accident, was no accident at all" *YAHHHHHHHHHHHH*

This keeps getting funnier
CyberPitz
12-01-2007, 01:32 AM
I don't think I've found any of them funny.. \= Reminds me of things PeeWee would say to be funny.

*EDIT* Dear god..the sunglasses...stop putting them on while pausing for a "funny" line.
Steven
12-01-2007, 02:09 AM
CSI: Miami is the most stupid and unrealistic show on TV, and generally stupid and unrealistic shows are all thats ever on TV.
StardogChampion
12-01-2007, 02:58 AM
Those are so cheesy. So damn stupid how he puts on his glasses in the middle of his one-liners.
Gunner
12-01-2007, 02:59 AM
Anyone notice how he's ALWAYS slumped? he can't stand straight or face the camera with his head and entire body, he's always hunched or slouching. He's gotta have a back problem or sumthing.
Moto-x_Pat
12-01-2007, 07:51 AM
As he delivers the one-liner, he always puts on his glasses and VERY quickly runs off camera. Soooooo cheesy.
dekstar
12-01-2007, 05:16 PM
I think...
*Puts on glasses*
That kinda sucks...
*runs*
clarky003
12-01-2007, 09:53 PM
haha, 'That what happens when worlds collide' 'YAHHHHH' . 'A dead body can have that affect on you' YAHHHHHH! funneh.
Dalamari
12-01-2007, 09:58 PM
the "YAAAAH" makes it 10x funnier
dekstar
13-01-2007, 12:35 AM
is the YAAAAAAAAH like that in the actual show (like do the one-liners always come before a commercial break?) or is it put in after y'think?
Ridge
13-01-2007, 12:44 AM
Sometimes they are there, some of the times this guy edited them in.

Most of those werent even one-liners, just statements :S

And Miami is probably the worst of them all. I prefer Vegas over the other 2 by a mile...
CrazyHarij
13-01-2007, 01:50 AM
the "YAAAAH" makes it 10x funnier

truth

but csi isn't that bad actually. i like csi las vegas the most though
Stigmata
13-01-2007, 02:35 AM
The only good one:

"So what's her status?"
"She's either dead, or dying."

It would have been a quality line if it wasn't for the pause and sunglasses.
Gunner
13-01-2007, 03:41 AM
truth

but csi isn't that bad actually. i like csi las vegas the most though

I only watch vegas, the others just suck. Too much techno music and too much bad acting. Vegas is a tad more realistic too.
Viperidae
13-01-2007, 09:09 AM
Lol, after Joseph (Jessef?) explodes, HORATIO'S glasses mysteriously disappear.
The Monkey
04-08-2007, 01:43 PM
I hate this show with a passion.

Awesome clip, though. Was just about to start a new thread with this, but found this one.
<RJMC>
04-08-2007, 04:56 PM
"looks like people think"
*puts sunglasses*
"those one liners are cool*
*run*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CptStern
05-08-2007, 01:47 AM
ugh david caruso is cringe worthy ..what a cheesy actor for a chessy show

oh and the scream is from the theme song which is the Who's Wont get fooled again (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6-wG5LLqE)
French Ninja
05-08-2007, 04:50 AM
"Drive By....:cool:.....Miami Style" *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

"You don't spend $1000 on clothes...that you're never gonna wear." *YAAAAAAAA*

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRwET1NOfg
Seriously, whats with the sunglasses?!
Baratos
05-08-2007, 10:25 AM
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5715/1185907201546nj1.jpg