Favourite game quotes!

[Gargantou]

In this thread I want people to list their TOP ONE favourite game quote that they can think off structured like mine preferably, with the name of the character at the end, then after that the game, and only TOP ONE, this to reduce long posts with a ton of quotes.:) If you want you can do a SHORT description why it's your fav.:)
Here's goes.

"The truth was a burning green crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the act of shooting, time slowing down to show off my moves, the paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step. I was in a computer game. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think off!"
-Max Payne, Max Payne 1

I find this to be such a hilarious quote because it's just so bloody funny imo, it's even more funny when you hear him say it with his serious dark voice!:laugh:

[repiV]

JC Denton: "Electronic surveillance hardly inspires reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence."
Morpheus: "God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgement and punishment. Other sentiments towards them were secondary."
JC Denton: "No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera."
Morpheus: "The human organism always worships. First, it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgement of others), next it will be self-aware systems you have built to realise truly omnipresent observation and judgement."
JC Denton: "You underestimate humankind's love of freedom."
Morpheus: "The individual desires judgement. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilisation."

Deus Ex, of course.

[Shakermaker]

"Jürgen, you're the prettiest. You be our nurse."
- Axis Stormtroopers when applying a med pack, Company of Heroes

All those unit quotes are hilarious.

[Loke]

"Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!"
- Dante, Devil May Cry

Cheesy. :thumbs:

[CyberPitz]

Oh come on, nobody has said one of the most said quotes from DN3D?

"It's time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum...but I'm all outta gum..."

[Majestic XII]

Oh come on, nobody has said one of the most said quotes from DN3D?

"It's time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum...but I'm all outta gum..."

SHAKE IT BABY!

[Loke]

Oh come on, nobody has said one of the most said quotes from DN3D?

"It's time to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum...but I'm all outta gum..."

Eat shit and DIE!

[CyberPitz]

Eat shit and DIE!

Somebodies going to pay for messing up my ride....

[Loke]

Somebodies going to pay for messing up my ride....

I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!

[CyberPitz]

Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

[Cerpin]

...

[Solaris]

they're waiting for you gordon in. the... TEST CHAMMMMMBBBEERRRRR

[CyberPitz]

...

No quoting Gordon Freeman!

[Loke]

This is K-T-I-T. K-TIT, playing the breast... er, the best tunes in town!

[DeusExMachina]

Isaac: "Listen to me. This is real freedom, freedom to own property, make a profit, make your life. The West, so afraid of strong government, now has no government. Only financial power."
JC Denton: "Our governments have limited power by design."
Isaac: "Rhetoric--and you believe it! Don’t you know where those slogans come from?"
JC Denton: "I give up."
Isaac: "Well-paid researchers - how do you say it? - 'think tanks,' funded by big businesses. What is that? A 'think tank'?"
JC Denton: "Hardly as sinister as a dictator, like China’s Premier."
Isaac: "It’s privately-funded propaganda. The Trilateral Commission in the United States for instance."
JC Denton: "The separation of powers acknowledges the petty ambitions of individuals; that’s its strength."
Isaac: "A system organized around the weakest qualities of individuals will produce these same qualities in its leaders."
JC Denton: "Perhaps certain qualities are an inseparable part of human nature.
Isaac: "The mark of the educated man is the suppression of these qualities in favor of better ones. The same is true of civilization."
-Deus Ex

"The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free."-Max Payne 2

[CyberPitz]

This is K-T-I-T. K-TIT, playing the breast... er, the best tunes in town!

Now you're just looking them up on some page...

[Gargantou]

Guys, you're messing up the thread, please, I said your top one, and I said to write who said it and in which game.:\

[Danimal]

I remember the K-T-I-T one easily, Pitzy.

YOU SLACKIN' BOY!

[Loke]

Now you're just looking them up on some page...

Nah, I've heard it so much it won't get out of my mind.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7205492038072996712&q=duke+nukem+3d

:D

[Danimal]

"Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of Jack!"

- DN3D

[Beerdude26]

/me changes thread title to "Awesome DN3D Quotes"

JC: "You're not more than a Laputan Machine."
*Gunther explodes

[DeusExMachina]

Gunther: "I...AM...NOT...A...MACHINE!"

*'splodes*

[Ennui]

En taro adun.

or rather...

"Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as nations and as individuals to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite. The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood. The Confederacy is no more. Whatever symbols of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by the alien invaders is self-evident. We have seen our homes and villages destroyed by the calculated blows of the Protoss. We have seen first hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish Zerg. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time. The time has come my fellow Terrans to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole capitulating only to a single throne, and from that throne I shall watch over you. From this day forward let no human make war upon any other human, let no Terran agency conspire against this new beginning, and let no man consort with alien powers, and to all the enemies of humanity seek not to bar our way, for we shall win through, no matter the cost."

[CyberPitz]

I remember the K-T-I-T one easily, Pitzy.

YOU SLACKIN' BOY!

Fine fine...

I remember it too though :( I figured nobody else remembered that one though.

[Samon]

" Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not." - Dr. Breen

"Dr. Freeman, you really shouldn't be out there. At the moment of synapse as I teleport this chamber will be bathed in deadly particles that have yet to be named by human science. Perhaps when I have the leisure to do the work myself, I'll name one of them after you, that way you won't be completely forgotten.
When the Singularity collapses I will be far away from here, in another universe as a matter of fact. You on the other hand will be destroyed in everyway it is possible to BE destroyed and even in some, which are essentially impossible!" - Dr. Breen, Half-life 2.

Two of the best lines in gaming.

And of course, another of my faves.
"Soon I will leave this body and death will have no meaning!" - Bob Page, Deus Ex.

[Danimal]

"I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point... I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe, and not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again. " - Infested Kerrigan to Admiral DuGalle

[Ennui]

I will go to Blizzard and smear my fecal matter on their doorknobs if Starcraft II is a disgrace.

[Samon]

I went to play Starcraft yesterday, but it has vanished from my computer. I have searched my room top to bottom, but there is no sign of the disc. I DESERVE TO BE TARRED AND FEATHERED.

[Ennui]

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found that disk and bring me Starcraft. I want it alive!"

points if you recognize the quote

[Samon]

Star Wars: A New Hope. (At least, I'm sure it is D: )

What do I win.

[6Three]

Vader said something like that.

[Samon]

Yeah, Death Star plans.

[DeusExMachina]

Me and my friends are watching all 6 star wars movies tonight. That's 12 hours of film right there.

[Samon]

You have to watch Episode 1 and 2. Uhhhh.

[Loke]

Me and my friends are watching all 6 star wars movies tonight. That's 12 hours of film right there.

What a coincident. My brother and I have just watched Episode IV and V, we only have VI left to see.

[DeusExMachina]

You have to watch Episode 1 and 2. Uhhhh.

That's what I was saying :p

But I've seen Episode 3 too many times in the past couple months and its been ages since I saw 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6.

[Slacker]

Me and my friends are watching all 6 star wars movies tonight. That's 12 hours of film right there.

Actually, more than that, aren't they all about 150 minutes long?

And yeah, I've re-watched the Original Saga maybe a dozen times, and I've been getting an urge to do it again lately. I may even watch the Prequels again, just cause I've never really rewatched the entire saga.

[Samon]

Long, long time since I've seen the original trilogy.

[Slacker]

When I was at Duke this summer we got to watch A New Hope on a projection screen larger than most Movie Theaters. Granted, the quality was sort of shitty (I think it may have been leeched from a tape) but the experiecne was still pretty cool.

[DeusExMachina]

Actually, more than that, aren't they all about 150 minutes long?

Yeah, I'm just estimating. Each movie is over 2 hours long so I went with that.

Probably about 15-16 hours in all.

[joule]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Well, Gordon, I see your HEV Suit still fits you like a glove. At least, the glove parts do.

And just about every line spoken in Max Payne 1 and 2.

Such as one:

Narrator: Previously, on "Lords and Ladies".
Laurence: Lady Amelia, Arkey Valentine asks for an audience.
Lady: Thank you, Laurence.
Lord: My Lady!
Lady: My Lord?
Narrator: And now, an all new episode of Lords and Ladies, brought to you in part by Aesir Corporation.
Music plays
Lord: My Lady...
Lady: My Lord?
Lord: My Lady, there is a matter of great importance I must bring to your attention.
Lady: My Lord, there is?
Lord: Indeed, my Lady, there is indeed. From the very first moment we met, upon that distant forest path, there's been sunlight in the autumn leaves, blazing like the colors of your hair.
Lady: Oh my Lord, you should not speak so.
Lord: But my Lady, I must, I must.
Lady: My Lord, no, I forbid you. This cannot be, this must not be.
Lord: But why, my love, why?
Lady: My Lord, it is too dreadful. Do not force me to speak the words.
Lord: My Lady, I beg of you, I must know. I would rather die than not know.
Lady: Yes, my Lord, we should both be dead, for the shame is too great for the living. My Lord... I am... My Lord, I am your long-lost sister.
Music plays

[Vegeta897]

Lords and Ladies ftmfw.

Also the Pink Flamingo.

In fact, pretty much any show from Max Payne 1 or 2 owns.

[hungryduck]

Shazbot!

[Venmoch]

"Conrad! Tie your ****ing laces!"

[Ravioli]

"not even death can save you from me"

guess what game! :D

[Jangle]

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."


And almost every other line from the Monkey Island games. :D

[NightBlade2011]

Walter Simons"here i am again. like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."
JC DENTON"that makes me one ugly son of a bitch"

DEUS EX

[The Brick]

"Well you look like an overgrown kowakian monkey-lizzard, so I guess looks don't count much."
-Kyle Katarn, Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast

[Loke]

"not even death can save you from me"

guess what game! :D

Diablo, Diablo 2. ;)

[Vegeta897]

Man, I was going to say Blood.

[kirovman]

I love every last quote from HL/HL2.

errr,

probably some C&C quotes too:

"Time vill tell, sooner or later.... time vill tell..."


I'm sure I'd like some Grim Fandango quotes too, if I could remember any of them (haven't played the game in 7 years, and some bugger has nicked my disks).

[venturon]

That sequence in Kotor 2 in which you play as the protocol droid and convince the T3 unit to go on a rampage with it's stun ray.

[Acepilotf14]

Benjamin King: [the player have to obtain information regarding security codes to an elevator] She [Tanya] tells everything to her fashion consultant, he shoudn't be too hard to break.
Johnny Gat: Who is this guy?
Benjamin King: Some Eurotrash motherf***** named Stefan.
Johnny Gat: I hate him already.

Truly, truly, funny. Ingame when you actually hear Stefan talk, hes hilarious.
Thanks to www.imdb.com for having this quote.

[Steven]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... damn I'm all outa gum"
- Duke Nukem 3D

"The trouble with wanting something is the fear that you'll never receive it, and when you do there's the fear that you might lose it." (something like that)
- Max Payne 2

[TCfromBN]

"It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go..."

Name the game, where the quote is said and who says it for 1,000,000 points.

[Vegeta897]

Lol, way too easy to Google.

[TCfromBN]

You could google anything in this entire thread if you wanted to. I didn't google to get mine. I have it on my comp.

[Slacker]

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."


And almost every other line from the Monkey Island games. :D

Agree'd.

[Asus]

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."


And almost every other line from the Monkey Island games. :D
hah I remember those. Insult sword fighting was great.

"I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!"
"I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."

[Zephos]

Hector: Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?

Manny: I died.

[Lethal8472]

"......"
-Gordon Freeman

[Death.Trap]

"It is something that grows over time... a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go..."

Name the game, where the quote is said and who says it for 1,000,000 points.



Ocarina of Time....Princess Zelda


Just beat the game the other day...for like the billionth time.

[GordonFreeman911]

I wish I had that game (Oc of time). I hav an N64, but I can never find OoT.

[Jintor]

*dramatic music focusing on severed head in back seat of car*

DUH! DUH! DUH!

*head opens eyes*

Severed Head (Salvador): Hola Manuel!

[DeusExMachina]

Atris: Who is there?
Kreia: Who I am is not the question.
Atris: I am Atris, chronicler of the Jedi, last of the Jedi.
Kreia: Those are titles, words you cling to as the darkness closes in around you.
Atris: You are that which attack the Jedi. You are Sith.
Kreia: Sith is a title, yes. But like you the title is not what I am, it is not what I believe. For you it is different.
-KOTOR II

[kupocake]

"With only a few short years of evolution, they've been able to conquer this starship, mankind's mightiest creation. Where were we after forty years of evolution? What swamp were we swimming around in, single celled and mindless? What if SHODAN's creations are superior to us? What will they become in a million years, in ten million years? What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it."
- Prefontaine, System Shock 2. Favourite part highlighted.

Come on people, more Shock quotes. There's some more brilliant ones!

[Polaris]

"Snake. Calm, kneel down and sacrifice yourself to this historic weapon! Consider it an honor...a gift from your brother. Now you shall bear witness to the demon weapon that will drag the world into the 21st century!"
- Liquid Snake, Metal Gear Solid


"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and...smell the ashes."
- G-man, Half-Life 2

[doomed - uk]

Dr. Kleiner's surprised/alarmed/horrified yell:

"Yea-aa-aarrrggghhhh!"

[Hazar]

G-Man: Gordon Freeman, in the flesh - or, rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property. As for the suit, I think you've earned it. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control, for the time being... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there,; I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to my... employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise, well, I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning... rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived. Time to choose...

Black Mesa Transit Announcement System: Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is eight-forty seven A.M... Current outside temperature is ninety three degrees with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant sixty-eight degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level Three dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit hub in Area Nine and board a high security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa personel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa Transit System. Please keep you limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please, stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at 1900 hours in the Level Three facility. The semi-finals for high security personnel will be announced in a separate secure access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. Do you have a friend or relative who make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of "Materials Handling" and "Low Clearance Security." Please contact Black Mesa personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a background in the areas of "Theoretical Physics," "Biotechnology," or other high-tech disciplines, please contact our civilian recruitment division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal-opportunity employer. A reminder to all Black Mesa personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalisys or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your radiation safety officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it. Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Please stand back from the automated door and wait for the security officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you, and have a very safe, and productive day.

screw the rules! D:

[Danimal]

I hated that transit ride, could it go any slower? D:

[Hazar]

I loved it

set up the atmosphere perfectly

[theotherguy]

"Holy shit, its a ****ing STUG!" -american soldier in CoH

[TollBooth Willie]

Gunnar: "Why did you wait for him to pick you up BEFORE you opened the door?"
Helm: "You guys would leave me behind."

Gunnar: "A silencer? What are you trying to say Rogue?"
-Rogue Trooper

[Baal]

Every Duke Nukem quote ever, I'll think of some more later :P

[Jintor]

"My Scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be."
-Manuel Calavera

[Icarusintel]

"The bullet in my head moved a fatal, microscopic distance."
- Max Payne 2

[6Three]

WELCOME TO THE APERTURE SCIENCE CENTER!!

I spammed that all over 2142 today.

[Man|-|unter]

Welcome. Welcome, to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the citadel, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to City 17. It's safer here. Dr. Wallace Breen, Half Life 2

[Bad^Hat]

More Max Payne!

"You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."

Man, I so need to play through those games again...

[lePobz]

"Come back to bed, Duke!"

[Loke]

"Come back to bed, Duke!"

"I'm ready for some action now!"

[Bob_Marley]

That was worth bending over for...

Cythia "Fox" Guzzman - Jagged Alliance 2

Did I ever show you my ear necklace? It knida stinks, but its sooo beutiful...

Greg "Spooky" Block - Jagged Alliance 2: Unfinished Business: SOG '69 (mod)

Pick one, anyone, I feel like killing somebody!
Damn, hardly any ear to collect
Louisa "Buzz" Garneu - Jagged Alliance 2

I hope I'm gettin' paid for all these operations that dont offically exist!
Cpt. John Mann - MIA

[Baal]

"Your death only adds to my failure." - Vaelastraz the Corrupt, World of Warcraft.

[DEATH eVADER]

"It was near the end of the war, and after 4000 years the Core Empire stood on the brink of final victory over the Arm rebellion."

[ZoFreX]

Man, anything from Starcraft or Warcraft, those games crack me up. Particularly this exchange (it was around two months of playing before I heard the second part of this, and I almost lost the game from laughing)

Demonhunter: Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.

Dreadlord: (phone rings) "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number."

[Man|-|unter]

More Max Payne!


Up on that rooftop I was a Ninja, my Kung Fu was strong. I wasn't kidding anybody. At best I was Superman on kryponite, about to fall into where it all went down. Max Payne, Max Payne

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Max Payne, Max Payne

I had a bullet with Nicole Horne's name on it. I had ten thousand bullets with the hag's name on them. She had ultra high-tech security systems, enough mercenaries and weaponry to start World War III. There was no fear. Max Payne, Max Payne

[Solaris]

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Max Payne, Max Payne
Max payne didnt make it up, nor the developers.

[Black_Hat745]

Duty is everything.
The greatest of joys
The saddest of sorrows

-Lady aribeth de tylmarande

Neverwinter nights

[Bob_Marley]

Micro Piglets stalk your dungeon, Keeper, beware!
The very rock yawns in anticipation of your next facinating move...
You have an ecess of misstresses, there's a word for Keepers like you...

-The narrator bloke, Dungeon Keeper 2