Things you wish you could do, but you're too much of a bitch! [Archive]

Dog--

15-09-2006, 02:45 AM

Pretty straight forward in the thread topic, things you want to do, but your to much of a pansy to do!

I'd have to say for me, it'd be diving really deep (so deep you have to have the mixture of helium/nitrogen/oxygen in your tank), because if you ran out of air or your tank busted you'd be too deep underwater to go back up, you'd either die before you got to the top from no breath, or you'd get nitrogen bubbles in your blood from going up to fast and just die.

I know skydiving is going to be in this thread somewhere, but it's not as bad as you think (I've only tandem jumped (someone attached to you) but it's hella fun!)

Hazar

15-09-2006, 02:55 AM

ban Cave Canem

D:

Que-Ever

15-09-2006, 02:59 AM

I'm not too big of a pussy for anything :/
Just most things that people are scared to do, I don't want to do at all anyway.

Hectic Glenn

15-09-2006, 03:00 AM

One 2 days ago, would be give blood but i actually did it! They took a whole pint and it was fine, only a little bruise. Lots of people are too pussy to do that, it's a shame D:

*editting this annoying title and sorting spelling from...turd.

6Three

15-09-2006, 03:16 AM

Leave hl2.net

DiSTuRbEd

15-09-2006, 03:31 AM

To light Tr0n on fire.

hneaz

15-09-2006, 03:45 AM

To ask a girl out :(. i guess most of us have the same problem....

Que-Ever

15-09-2006, 03:50 AM

No, we don't.

Geogaddi

15-09-2006, 03:52 AM

Strangely, I'm not nearly as afraid of death as most people, but I am afraid of making my body useless or ruining my life.

I really want to get in a fight. I'm not an angry person at all, I'd just like to get some agression out. I don't, however, want to get arrested, suspended, or get my glasses broken (I can't see shit without them).

Absinthe

15-09-2006, 03:59 AM

Break a glass on the bar and put it to an asshole's throat in a drunken stupor.

And although I don't have a racist bone in my body, I'm interested in how badly I'd be beaten if I went to a black church and started yelling racial slurs.

Vass

15-09-2006, 04:00 AM

Same here, Geogaddi. One example of that would be to go skiing on a huge mountain side. I would completely break my collar bone and some many other bones. But I like skiing on somewhat normal hills.

ailevation

15-09-2006, 04:20 AM

Sometimes I just want to grab my manager's wife and bone her whenever she's in the shop. I have this primitive animal-like urge to do so. It's crazy.

xcellerate

15-09-2006, 04:43 AM

Ask my girlfriend if i can tie her up?

evil^milk

15-09-2006, 04:48 AM

And although I don't have a racist bone in my body, I'm interested in how badly I'd be beaten if I went to a black church and started yelling racial slurs.

rofl

Myself, I dunno... except maybe ask her out I s'pose.

TollBooth Willie

15-09-2006, 04:53 AM

To kill a mockingbird.

hungryduck

15-09-2006, 04:54 AM

No, we don't.

QFT.

Greatgat

15-09-2006, 05:17 AM

I wish I could eat an animal while it was still alive. Okay, not really, but that's the first thing to come to mind.

Geogaddi

15-09-2006, 05:44 AM

I want to make my own tub girl/goatse style picture and spread it around the 'net.

Raziaar

15-09-2006, 05:47 AM

Too many to list here unfortunately. So many crazy things to do in life.

venturon

15-09-2006, 06:06 AM

I've always felt an urge to stick my penis into a fast-moving ceiling fan.

Raziaar

15-09-2006, 06:08 AM

I've always felt an urge to stick my penis into a fast-moving ceiling fan.

It'd go on the same principle of you sticking your finger into a fast moving fan. The fan would stop, and your digit, whether finger or otherwise, would hurt alot.

xcellerate

15-09-2006, 06:19 AM

It'd go on the same principle of you sticking your finger into a fast moving fan. The fan would stop, and your digit, whether finger or otherwise, would hurt alot.

although for some of us more gifted members, it would be more like sticking your leg in a fan.

Que-Ever

15-09-2006, 06:23 AM

although for some of us more gifted members, it would be more like sticking your leg in a fan.

That's a hell of a finger :O

Raziaar

15-09-2006, 06:27 AM

although for some of us more gifted members, it would be more like sticking your leg in a fan.

I wasn't comparing size you... :P

Black_Wolf

15-09-2006, 06:35 AM

Naudian

15-09-2006, 07:56 AM

I don't think I've ever fainted at anything :\

As for the topic, well I don't really want to do much at all...
The problem is more like things I need to do. Ex: I've been putting off going in for my road test for a long time because I'm uncomfortable driving around town...It's been months since I took my written and got my learners license, but I still have yet to get some good driving practice around town. I'll get over that eventually though...

Also I'd love to ride a dirtbike by myself but I haven't done so yet...I guess I'm afraid of crashing or f*cking up something on the bike by doing something wrong...

Jintor

15-09-2006, 11:25 AM

I wish i had the courage to ask a girl out in front of a bunch of randoms she knows and I don't.

Steven

15-09-2006, 11:44 AM

Why people are affraid of women I'll never know, I'm not necesarally a pimp, it's really hard for me to get a girl friend, but I'd do the act of asking out anyone at all.

Shift

15-09-2006, 11:45 AM

I dont really think about the fear of doing something, I just do it and see what happens

sinkoman

15-09-2006, 11:45 AM

Sometimes I just want to grab my manager's wife and bone her whenever she's in the shop. I have this primitive animal-like urge to do so. It's crazy.

Aren't you a girl?

Mutley

15-09-2006, 11:51 AM

I've always wanted to spend all my life earnings on paying thousands of people to make 1 guy feel like he is in the Truman show.

Danimal

15-09-2006, 11:56 AM

Aren't you a girl?

LOL

Evo

15-09-2006, 01:43 PM

Tell my ex to **** off out of my life or just cockslap her

:/

el Chi

15-09-2006, 01:56 PM

Sometimes I just want to grab my manager's wife and bone her whenever she's in the shop. I have this primitive animal-like urge to do so. It's crazy.
So essentially; rape. That's one hell of an aspiration D:

ComradeBadger

15-09-2006, 02:02 PM

I want to go BASE jumping..

PvtRyan

15-09-2006, 02:13 PM

I want to go BASE camping..

Que-Ever

15-09-2006, 02:22 PM

But badger would land on you D:

Evo

15-09-2006, 02:28 PM

But badger would land on you D:

:naughty:

Terminator

15-09-2006, 02:31 PM

Ummmm i can't really say there's anything i would like to do that i couldn't....
I just wish i stopped analysing the things i do, making them less enjoyable.

Jintor

15-09-2006, 03:06 PM

I wish everyone would stop cockslapping one another.

Dalamari

15-09-2006, 03:44 PM

Leave hl2.net

Razor

15-09-2006, 03:44 PM

Invent a way to cockslap or sucker punch people over the internet for talking shit.

Leave hl2.net

You're not man enough, biatch :p

Dalamari

15-09-2006, 03:48 PM

I can get banned like a pro, but when it comes to leaving, I can't

Steven

15-09-2006, 04:00 PM

I wanna quote someone then post
http://stuff.thesky.us/funny/sit%20in%20corner.jpg.

Azner

15-09-2006, 04:21 PM

To light Tr0n on fire.

You bring the propane canisters and ill bring the matches:p

Que-Ever

15-09-2006, 04:32 PM

I wanna quote someone then post
http://stuff.thesky.us/funny/sit%20in%20corner.jpg.

http://stuff.thesky.us/funny/sit%20in%20corner.jpg

(It doesn't necessarily have to be in context)

Azner

15-09-2006, 04:33 PM

Rofl

dekstar

15-09-2006, 04:45 PM

Walk up to someone, grab the back of their head, and ram their face into a wall.
Not a random person, someone imparticular :p
Only problem is I get empathy pains when I see people hurt.

Azner

15-09-2006, 04:47 PM

*grabs dekstars heair and rams his face in the wall* HOW DO YOU FEEL PRIVATE, FEEL IT, GET USE TO IT, THIS WILL BE YOUR LIF IN THE ARMY!

Raziaar

15-09-2006, 06:35 PM

I can get banned like a pro, but when it comes to leaving, I can't

We can get through it... together.

FoB_Ed

15-09-2006, 06:52 PM

I'd like to see what dying is like. But I guess I'll find that out anyways eventually. So uh, yeah.

DEATHMASTER

15-09-2006, 10:07 PM

Strange thing for me is that I kinda want a g/f but I kinda DONT want a g/f at the same time because I dont want one just because of the sake of having one (makes me feel like some kinda slut I suppose). I guess what I'm saying is I wouldn't mind a g/f who really shared my interests and stuff. Maybe thats all it is...just haven't met her yet. Don't really know if that qualifys me for being uh...'too much of a bitch!' but w/e.

Krynn72

15-09-2006, 11:09 PM

cockslap a bitch.

TollBooth Willie

15-09-2006, 11:57 PM

I challenge you to a cockslap duel!

kirovman

16-09-2006, 12:02 AM

Commit every illegal act imaginable.

Evo

16-09-2006, 12:09 AM

*cockslaps Kirovman*

Krynn72

16-09-2006, 12:17 AM

*looks at tollboth willie's avatar*

I dont think I want to cockslap duel you.

*cockslaps kirovman*

FoB_Ed

16-09-2006, 12:17 AM

I'd like to try a lot of psychadelic drugs, although I'm too much of a bitch to try them. Although I have done DXM

TollBooth Willie

16-09-2006, 12:18 AM

You don't like bananas?

Evo

16-09-2006, 12:19 AM

I do, come here Willie :naughty:

TollBooth Willie

16-09-2006, 12:20 AM

*cockslap* Damn right, son!

Evo

16-09-2006, 12:25 AM

*cockslaps the whole hl2.net membership*

TollBooth Willie

16-09-2006, 12:31 AM

*cockslaps the whole hl2.net membership*D: Penowned?

Evo

16-09-2006, 12:34 AM

*nods*

Peniiowned

Beerdude26

16-09-2006, 12:46 AM

*nods*

PeniiownedWiiowned D:

Que-Ever

16-09-2006, 12:54 AM

penes-owned.

Steven

16-09-2006, 03:14 AM

pen-isowned

CookieCuttah

16-09-2006, 05:05 AM

Pen Island?

TollBooth Willie

16-09-2006, 05:10 AM

www.penisland.com

Dog--

16-09-2006, 05:11 AM

PENIS LAND!! (penisland.net)

It was going to be said sooner or later...

EDIT: Damn you TollBooth Willie! .net is better then .com, anyways! :angry: