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Randomcombineguy
31-05-2006, 10:38 PM
I was on Deathmatch and I saw one of the opponents that I killed one of the guns (i don't know which one), but his head was on the floor with his both of his legs raised in the air and his hands and arms were on the floor he looks like he was brake dancing : )

Sparda
01-06-2006, 02:21 AM
I was shooting a raddom tv with the handgun, when a combine runs past, and i hit him once in the foot and watched him role down the stars with a drum in his GGUN, when he hit the bottom the drum blow up and sent him back up the stars, then he roled down agane, then he owend me from behind as i was watching his dead body bounce around.

99.vikram
01-06-2006, 02:34 AM
I once got into a one-on-one with a close friend, and we ended up hiding behind walls and tossing furniture at each other for a couple of minutes. :p

Then finally, I throw a table at him, he grabs it and throws it back, I grab it and throw it at the wall above him. He ignores it and gets smacked on the head. Own3d :sniper:

Flyingdebris
01-06-2006, 05:56 AM
this one guy was trying to grav jump his way to the top of overwatch after having blocked the stairs. He has been constantly doing this and it was pissing me off. I had the magnum and heard the tell tale chchchchchch of someone trying to grav jump. I see this bastard flying straight about 100 feet above the top floor. Shot his ass out of the air with the magnum.

Kept calling me a hacker for the rest of the round even though he was exploiting the "too many objects fuse together" bug to block the stairs and was using a script to grav jump

Sparda
01-06-2006, 06:56 AM
this one guy was trying to grav jump his way to the top of overwatch after having blocked the stairs. He has been constantly doing this and it was pissing me off. I had the magnum and heard the tell tale chchchchchch of someone trying to grav jump. I see this bastard flying straight about 100 feet above the top floor. Shot his ass out of the air with the magnum.

Kept calling me a hacker for the rest of the round even though he was exploiting the "too many objects fuse together" bug to block the stairs and was using a script to grav jumpI would have walked to his place right there and then kick the door in and bitch slap that mother ****er.

Randomcombineguy
01-06-2006, 10:29 PM
I was crawling on the floor in a office complex. And I suprised attacked a noob with a freaken half of a desk and hit him in the croch ( OWW! ). It looked so ****ing funny when he was on the ground spinning his entire body like one of the Three Stooges!!

Flyingdebris
02-06-2006, 06:33 AM
actually wait, no i take my first post back. The definite funniest thing i've seen on deathmatch is when this one player by the name of coldflo was playing runoff. He was constantly yelling at other people over the mic concerning how awesome he was and how much his team sucked.

At some point he starts yelling at his teammates because they were accidently getting in the way of his crossbow shots.

By this point everyone had had enough of coldflo. So like half the rebel team stopped whatever they were doing and hounded coldflo, intentionally ruining his shots, blocking his way, and surrounding him. Eventually he threw a hissy fit and left claimsing how much we were retarded n00bs. Then we managed to win that match and 3 other in a row.

PriNcE oF SpAcE
02-06-2006, 12:48 PM
once in overwatch a guy got blown off from the top floor, I was coming around the corner at the bottom from the little "shop" where you pick up the crossbow and I nailed him in the air with the crossbow so he got impaled high up on the building directly across from the RPG...hmmm let me check if I manged to get a screenie of that(I don't think so)

PriNcE oF SpAcE
02-06-2006, 01:04 PM
well didn't find the one I was looking for, but usually crossbow kills that pin enemies are rather fun:

first two is someone landing on the pillars in overwatch after getting shot with the RPG from the little rubble mount on the way into the first floor of the building.

3rd one is in avalon the guy was on the ladder and I shot him from below with the crossbow so he got stuck in the ceiling.

4th is just a chick "hanging out"

5th someone sitting on the shelf in steamlab.

Sudano
07-06-2006, 10:15 PM
My fav thing is the grav gun, I was 1st for 3 maps last night only using the grav gun. My fav are the cindablocks and toilets. Oh my god some good times with those, anyone ever see a headshot with a cindablock? SO FUNNY!

And last night I killed someone with a boot, hit him in the head and he just died. HAHA