Imagine the scene: You wake up one morning and everything is just better than it was the day before. Instead of clambering out of bed in the morning in last night's clothes, still smelling of vomit from the night before, you're wearing the finest silk pyjamas. The bed you clamber out of? A four-poster bed with hand sown blankets, not the bunk bed you share with your reprobate of a flat mate. You walk gracefully down the marble steps and into a large, fully fitted kitchen only to find a maid, as opposed to your next door neighbour trying to steal your shoes again. [Read More...]